Wilderness survival

>>2233222
With those numbers, you'll survive everything

>check my body, don't find any major wounds
>check my inventory, decide to wait a few days close by
>mfw no food survived the crash
>see lots of potential food ie animals
>decide to get something to eat before I make camp
>able to make a suitable weapon from a few sticks
>takes an hour or two, but I kill some small animal
>skin it, lay it out
>able to make fire from a few sticks
>throw meat onto fire to cook
>enjoy great meal
>sleep for the night next to fire
End of first day

>>2233227
>wake up, mouth and throat very dry
>so thirsty
>decide to try and find water
>tired, kept hearing noises in the night
>shrug it off, assuming animals
>look for leaves, leaves point to water
>find a water tree
>victory.jpeg
>get strong sticks to break through bark and get water
>first try
>get a bottle of water from the tree
>feelsgoodman
>return the bottle to nature, for someone else
>decide I'll need a proper shelter
>kick down a few trees, flatten, make a little lean two
>nothing fancy, but it'll do
>keep hearing noises
>listen closer, can also make it out
>voices?
End of second day

Sounds pretty fake but I'm hooked, continue pls.

>>2233228
>days later
>been getting attacked
>gunshots hit my shelter
>keep running.
>bullet goes by, hits the bottle in my hand
>escape
>deeper in the jungle, things aren't right
>seeing signs of civilization ie trash
>checking around, something catches my foot
>itsatrap.gif
>pulls me down, man attacks me
>he has a sword, but I'm faster
>fight him off, he leaves his sword and a note
>pick up note, maybe it'll explain what's going on
>list of plans?
>"Klaw's List to kill OP"
>mfw I only know 1 person named Klaw
>mfw he's my best friend
>he caused the crash, the attacks
>have to get back, he wants to steal my life
>hours later, finally find a house
>about to knock
End of day 3.
https://youtu.be/KCwBzwRCtv4

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>be me

>>2233222
CHECKED!!

>>2233231
Wait a minute, did this really happen?

Just like my japanese animes for fat girls.