So i have a problem: i'm out of cat food and my leg is broken

Call a friend and ask if they can pick up cat food for you and them buy them pizza + pay for cat food to say thanks

>>2232417
I did this but they can't do it till tomorrow, i need to feed my puss something from the house. Should i ask /b/ instead?

>>2232413
Feed it antifreeze. It is very nutritional for cats.

>>2232423
Yes, they love antifreeze. You can tell it's good for them by how fast they drink it up.

>>2232413
antifreeze should usually be mixed 1:1 with milk or water though, otherwise your cat will have ab upset stomach

>>2232453
>>2232424
>>2232423
I thought this board was helpful... Please advise the cat is hungry

>>2232424
>>2232423
>>2232453

>Le edgy kill all cats leijon

>>2232413
you can feed them meat. only meat, no seasonings.

they'll probably get diarrhea though.

>>2232527
We tried to give you good advice, you're the one ignoring it.

>>2232527
It'll be fine without food for one day

>>2232527

Can't advise if you don't tell us what's available.

>>2232578
Update: fed the cat sardines. Kitty is happy but still says she wants Optimum Nutrition Whey

>>2232594
>feeding the cat large amounts of sodium

I hope your shit pet dies.

>>2232611
you have mental issues kid

>>2232652
Cat owners have mental issues.

Feed the kitty your leg. You clearly don't know how to use it right.

>>2232611
i rinsed the sardines brah. But yeah shes a pretty shit pet.

>>2232764

Cats can't digest whey. Don't give ot that.

Cat will be fine for a day. You already fed it meat.

Better to not feed the cat than feed the cat something that will make it sick.

>>2232577
fucking this. unless it's holocaust-tier starved, it should be able to survive a week without food no problems.

>>2232577
This. Cat might be annoying but it'll be fine

chicken you fucking idiot