Elephant+Pig= Tapir

>people will never stop believing those are related to pigs instead of horses

are its ears cut like that for identification reasons? or are they just like that?

>>2222347
fight marks

>>2222148
This thing is creepy, is it in the anteater family.

>>2222344
What is it called?

>>2222355

>is Snorflebeest - feersum hunter of the planes

>>2222351
no, it's a perissodactyl

>>2222148

Fat + Whore = Your mom

>>2222355
Derphorse
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zJm6nDnR2SE

>>2222148
>>2222351
>>2222576
Jost Try To Take Us On

We Are In The Forest Come Dor Your Worst

>>2222148
I get sad when I see these guys. They were once common in the US. All they way from Miami to California. But they just had to dump us for South America.

>>2222148
Why do all tapirs have giant dongs but only a percentage of humans do?

>>2222603
>they had to dump us for South America
No... they were genocided by Native Americans, just like all your native elephants, camels, horses and almost all your megafauna. Good thing they got a taste of their own medicine some millenia later.

>>2222611
because it's unpractical.

seriously, it fucking sucks when you constantly have to fear that when you take a shit your dick might hit the inner toilet bowl. I hate that. when it happens - instantly hitting the shower.

>>2222655
Growers >>>> showers

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>>2222611
>how can even-toed ungulates even compete

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>>2222148
Truly the greatest animal

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>>2222629
Ohhhhhh, fuck, more savage than one of them Indians

>>2222977
I unironically think the tapir is by far the most underappreciated large mammal taxon; they are so fucking big, bulky yet elegant, with a massive, hulking, yet graceful profile to boot. [spoiler]And don't let's forget about that dong![/spoiler]

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>>2223029
This is why I post them

>>2222975
Enjoy your ban

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>>2223043

>>2222148
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>>2223008
this is the dumbest looking creature i've ever seen

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>>2223945
FITE ME

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>>2223945
He's intentionally posting picture of flehmen response or bad angles, etc. It really is a beautiful and imposing animal, would love to see one in real life. They are basically small, furry rhinos with a proboscis instead of horns.

If that's not enough for you, they have prehensile penises as big as an average horse's and can (and have) amputate human limbs; certainly not to be fucked with.

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>>2223965
>and can (and have) amputate human limbs
are they really big?

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>>2223965
>as big as an average horse's

bitch plz.

we're talking >3ft.
some sort of zebra might average in that neighborhood or some freak shire horses

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>>2223008

>tfw you're at work and suddenly you realize you left the stove on

>>2224213
One at a zoo bit some womans arm off mid bicep.

Thats fucking horrifying, not even a lion could just bite your arm off like that.

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>>2224279
>everybody loses their minds when a gorilla tosses around a little negro kid
>no person ever has heard of the time a donkey snorkel-pig literally bit a woman's arm completely off at the bicep whilst in a zoo
Granted it happened in 1998 but still

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>>2224291
Ugh, can you not?

Tapirs were critical to the Gemini missions and besides those tapirs were being oppressed so it isn't even their fault.

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>>2222148