Does anyone else kick their dog when they are bored?

No tf

Only when my parents aren't home >:)

>>2215361
No but kicking cats is fun as fuck

>Yes, kick your dogs so us vets can perform surgery on them
Kill yourself vet shill

I pretend to abuse many of the animals and people in my life.

I bit a horse today because I was 'so hungry I could eat a horse.'

The horse tasted salty, and did not look impressed.

My co-worker was not impressed, and acted all salty.

>>2215379
>The horse tasted salty
You licked horse sweat.

I kick my cat around, and occasionally beat her with my flipflops.
But she seems to enjoy it

>>2215361
Yes I kick your dog when I'm bored.

Kicking dogs is a laugh, but it's more fun to make orphans fight each other for a dollar bill and then stiff the winner.

>>2215361

I quietly take off my crocs that i always wear in the house and throw them at him. usually while he's sleeping. I'm an ass.

>>2215361
That dog doesn't appear to deserve being kicked, as he has decent taste. My dog is a real bitch, it's all Adam Sandler movies 24/7.

>>2216013
I'd bet on that.

>>2216013
>>2216949
>He doesn't already pit groups of homeless people against each other in free-for-all deathmatches with their reward being a 3 hot meals and a warm place to sleep for a day both of which being something they won't actually get if they win

>>2217075
Heh, us job creators, eh?

>>2215361
I throw a fake rabbit and make him run after it. It's cruel but he has to earn his worth around here.

>>2217217
I thought about doing this unironically.
Is it allowed to get rabbits as live feed for your doggo?
and whats the cheapest way to get lots of tasty rabbits?

The closest thing to kicking is that I'll pet my dog with my foot if I'm too lazy to use my hand to pet her. She usually likes it.

The doggo is for pets not for counts

If you kick doggo I hope other people kick youp

>>2218662

The doggo is for pets not for punts*

Sorry still working on this autocorrect

>>2215379
>taste just like raisins

>>2215361
No, but I trip over his black ass when I wander to the bathroom at night. That's about as close as I'll get to animal abuse.