Can someone tell me what the hell is this

Brown Recluse

Darude - sandstorm

The correct answer has already been posted.

However I'm gonna shitpost and call it an eel.

>>2214044
If I had to guess I'd say that it is deceased

in my professional evaluation, i've concluded that's a penis

All memes aside
Kinda looks like an eel dude

Looks like a bird

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Do you live in a place infested with Europeans? Because that looks like a smoked eel.

most likely some kind of mustelid.
>>2214136
with teeth?

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>>2214142
our native eels don't have prominent teeth.

Duck snek

>>2214044
Moray eel?

>>2214044
yeah, looks like a duck snake to me. they have them in the south and parts of the middle east.

>>2214044
that's 100% a species of moray eel, like >>2214224 said

>>2214142
are eels bread?

>>2216582
YES, European eels are bread.
Why is it always so hard for americans to understand this?

>>2216606
but why is this one so crusty?

>>2216701
I think that's rye bread, it's a fad to eat old traditional breads in europe, we call it 'oerbrood'