Every day until you want one.

>>2211289
Day 1: I don't want a platypus yet

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>>2211296
Sounds like you need more platyfacts and pics.
Platypus's store fat in their tails like reptiles.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_OFeOZw7efw

>>2211289
Day 468
Still want one.

>tfw no platypus

I remember hearing somewhere that they don't do much, if that's true I don't really care for them

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>>2211406
You have been deceived good sir.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RenOVGJCoNE
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MwtPzOmHz5w

>>2211289
>poisonous spurs
>infant gets pricked and dies
>sentenced to 20 years in prison for child neglect, child endangerment, manslaughter.
>hang yourself in 2 weeks anyways because of guilt
>wife never made it to trial, OD'd on pills because of guilt
>platypus euthanized because it killed a child

>>2211642
this

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>>2211642
>letting a dangerous animal of any kind near a child

>>2211642
Only the males are venomous. The females are harmless and affectionate. They're like funny little penguin otters.

>>2211642
>not routinely spurring your child so it develops a tolerance and becomes platypus themed super hero

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>>2211846

>>2211289
How do we know for sure that they aren't alien genetic experiments?

>>2212074
this

Australian duck dogs

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>>2211289

>>2212124
When I get home I'm shooping the fish into a platypus.

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>>2211289
is that its anus whole? are those feces stains?
fucking disgusting. get that thing out of my face

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>>2212157
on a related note: wtf, google

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>>2212157
Monotremes are very highly modified for their particular ecological niches. The platypus is a semiaquatic carnivore-insectivore, and the echidnas have a specialized diet of small invertebrates such as ants, termites, and worms. The name Monotremata means “one-holed,” in reference to the fact that both sexes have only one opening at the rear of the body, which is used for both reproduction and excretion.
It's called a cloaca.

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>>2212157
Mocking the cuddle hole you must be new here.

This thread made me want one, if only they weren't venomous.

>>2212170
it's because beaver glands are used in vanilla or something. dunno how that made sense to google to link them, but that's why.

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>>2212893
Only the males have spurs. The females are safe and friendly.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qgwQ12Z3q-k

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>>2212985
What do their beaks feel like?

Platypodes are the ugliest birds in existence. Everything Australia touches looks retarded

>>2211289
>>2211392
>>2211394
>>2212893
>>2213158
>wanting a marine mammal as a pet
do you guys also want a dolphin and a whale because they looke AW SO CUTE on some youtube video?

people who want platypussies are the cancer of animal owners.

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>>2213171
YOU CAN NEVER DENY OUR LOVE!

>>2213175
Pedophile dolphins, never thought I'd see that. Welp, gotta string em up.

>>2213175
>what am I doing with my life?

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>>2213158
Soft and a cross between leathery and rubbery. They don't have teeth either they have flat grinding pads on the top and bottom of their mouths that are somewhat like fingernail material in texture. The bill is actually hollow with a bifurcated bone and is slightly flexible. It's external skin layer is a sensor organ and is extremely sensitive to temperature touch and vibration and electromagnetic impulses. It's their primary means of detecting prey underwater and they use it to build mental amps of their environment like raccoons do with their hands. Sorry there's not a better picture of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WXr_wIJz4Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqXdqhFnjTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUt3w7mrwC4

>>2212680
Fun fact- platypus and echidna are the only 2 mammal species alive today that do not have 7 neck bones.

>>2212894
>be me, perfume enthusiast
>buy some castoreum
>'google, what are some classic formulas I could try'
>four billion clickbait articles and vegan screeds about obsolete vanilla alternatives nobody uses anymore

Fucking Google.

>>2213917
>perfume enthusiast

wtf dude, sounds like a boring hobby. or do you make your own?

>>2211289

They have toxic barbs for raping.

get rid of those before we talk

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>>2213937
Platypuses do not rape. Even the males who do get to mate successfully must first be approved by the female by completing the courtship dance. The barbs are used defensively and for dueling other males for territorial mating rights.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7H7sR7VEEI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btUGDQXMoqY
The mating dynamic begins at about 20 min in.

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>>2211289
Platypus = NO
Sloth = YES!!

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>>2214181
Platypuses = yes
Sloths = slow.

>>2211433
>Platypus'
It's a reference to Phineas & Ferb.

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>>2215246
I know I was just posting platypus videos that I liked.

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>>2215282
Every day platybamp.

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>>2212170
WTF I hate beavers now.
Also why dont you whant a platypus yet?

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It's time for a platypounding!

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>>2213171
What am I reading? You need more Platypuses in your life.

>>2211289
Platypus, the shy little covops shadow of the creek. Why in the shit would you want to make a pet of one, the fuck is wrong with you?
Can't an animal be awesome and live it's life? You think you're taking part IN that awesome by putting it in a cage? You're taking part OF it.

>>2213901
Slightly related, Australia was a thundering ecosystem of marsupials and monotremes that had equivalents for every niche, wolf, squirrel, bear, mole, mouse...many types are known only by their teeth, there's wacky teeth had prongs facing sideways, mystery teeth. Huge kangaroos and wombats the size of cars. What's left is the quiet echo of those times, slow animals pretty much vulnerable to anything like cats or dogs.

I need one

>>2211289
well I don't want one. I want a pony.

>>2213901
That's not true. Monotreme cervical vertebrae bare cervical ribs, which is unique among mammals, but they still have seven.

You're thinking of manatees and sloths.

>>2214181
>>2215243
Just splice them into some sort of slothypus

What a cute little abomination.

>>2217182

Straya sounds amazing senpai.

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>>2217207
Oh you'll come around eventually.

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Every day until you want one.

>>2212680
Ew so when they fuck they get poop dick?

>implying i already don't want one

>>2219598
Nah... most cloaca-bearers shit out little parcels, often at a solid pace, so it doesn't leave a mess. No dingleberries on this platypus pus.

>>2213158
Breddy... soft desu.. But different.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf4v3hmKMwQ

>>2219414
Where the fuck do you buy them?

>>2211289
is that a duck?

>>2211289
Platypus is a qt :3

>>2212074
nigga all the life in earth was made by aliens and yes that includes trees and sheeit

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>>2219867
You don't unfortunately. Australia is extremely stingy with their waddle honkers unfortunately.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SUt3w7mrwC4

>>2211289
Would rather have an echidna puggle

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>>2220547
But it is dangerous to snuggle a spiny ant eater.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ25C1XPVUA

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsd7ZfdZcNU

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>>2213175
Do what you must human I have already won.

>>2212157
It's rude to stare.

platypuses aren't even real.

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>>2222536
Well I don't think you're real.

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>>2211296
Do you want one yet? Because you should.

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Every day until you want one.

So cute. I want to cuddle one.

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>>2211642
So dangerous.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qXQ4WrNbSeY

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>>2217207
Do you want one yet? Because you should.

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>>2211289
Day 19 want one status. Do want.

>>2211289
I'm sceptical. In all those pics of people playing with cute platypuses, the people are clearly wearing zookeeper uniforms.

Can an ordinary person really care for one properly? If not, why are you encouraging ordinary people to get them as pets? There are enough cases of neglected exotic pets already, don't you think?

It's day 18.

I want one

Day one. I want one.

>>2227369
>>2227369
Because platypus ownership is illegal, and no platypus actually exist in captivity outside Australia. They're hard to breed, expensive to house and feed, and currently difficult just to keep alive long-term. Of course this underage loser is never going to care for one properly, but at least there's some comfort in knowing they'll never get exported from Aus in the first place.

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>>2227388
Australians and New Zealanders are just cunts about their wildlife.
You can't even export easy to breed abundant animals anymore.

Say you want to export some insects or reptilians to breed them and then sell the offspring in Europe and American as pets then the Aus Gov will go "Nah fuck off m8 they're ours you can't have them lol"

>>2227392
Try to get a panda, it's even harder.

Laws like that make the illegal pet trade so succesful, and then you can't keep track of the animals.

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>>2227369
Healsvill is the only location with an interactive platypus display that I am aware of. They also have the worlds oldest platypus and were the first to breed them in captivity. One of the reasons why there is always a keeper on hand is to protect the animal because theey are so valuable. If someone were to mishandle and injure one they would be out tens of thousands of dollars. The platypus display is a major tourist attraction and is big business for them and it has been for quite some time.

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>>2211642
well aren't you just a fuckin ray of sunshine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsd7ZfdZcNU

>>2211642
platypus venom isnt deadly though

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>>2211289
But anon, Kiwis are cuter

So are these guys making a comeback? Are they breeding them in captivity and releasing them into the wild?

>>2227392
>tfw carpet pythons are one of my absolute favorite animals
The stuff we have in the US is noce and all but the stuff i see from aus just pisses me off since you cant even export cb animals that are native to aus

>>2227392
>>2228853

Yep. Breeders in straya have some pretty cool antaresia python morphs going but we may not have. Pic related is a very neat looking childrens python.

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>>2228866

trip double double and i forget the pic ( ._.)

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>>2227388
>>2213171
So much salt for a platypus thread. You clearly need more Platypuses in your life.

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>>2228988
Every day until an wants one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZPwqMx3b9o

>>2228988
If you truly loved platupuses, you wouldn't encourage random strangers on 4chan to get them as pets.

>>2229087
Not like a private person, let alone someone outside of Australia, would ever be able to get one in their lifetime.

>>2229089
I suspected as much. Then what's the point whith OP wanting us to "want one".

>>2211289
>illegal to own
>nearly impossible to take care of properly
>not domesticated
>venomous/dangerous (What did you expect? They're from Australia!)
>no studies on their intelligence
>semiaquatic
No thanks.

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>>2229103
I'll level with you anon's.
1. I really really love platypuses.
2. In previous threads I have learned things about them that would be useful should I actually manage to acquire one at a much later date in a responsible manner.
3. Platypus threads are usually pretty good so hopefully it can just be a good consistent thread to post favorite animals and do some mild shitposting.

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>>2227948
Not even close

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It appears an may need more persuasion.

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>>2211289
ha

Why the fuck is Australia so stingy with their wildlife? I wanted to export some fish from there but of course they are greedy bastards and keep everything to themselves. Like you can have the highest class exhibit and they still wouldn't let you have a platypus

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>>2231900
This I wouldn't want to get one until I had a facility at least as good as the one a beauty point. Looks like I'm going to have sail a boat to a remote tributary in Tasmania after I retire.

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Every day until you want one.

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>>2211296
How about now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aan3RiVgAP0

>>2231447
Haha guys get him out!!

He's stuck in that hat hahaha!

Somebody do something!!! Hah

He's stuck in tha party hat lol! !

Haha silly partie platipus

Somebody do!!! Something

Get him out hahaha

!

>>2231900
They are paranoid because of their own fuck-ups with invasive species.

>>2211289
>males has venomous spurs

No thanks.

>Has been told multiple times they're illegal and difficult to care for
>Still responds with "b-but I want one"
How old are you OP? Are you a little faggot kid who sits watching Phineas and Ferb all day?

>>2211997
Turning your baby into Flipper master rave

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>>2233982
Do you want one yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kqqriAGTZc

>>2211289
Want

>>2213171
I don't want a whale because whales are fucking huge you fuckwit, I'd like a seahorse or a turtle though, because that is entirely plausible you false equivalence spouting fool

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>>2212170
Do birds have an anus

>>2211642
>Sleeps on warm things
>infant suffocates and dies
>sentenced to 20 years in prison for child neglect, child endangerment, manslaughter.
>hang yourself in 2 weeks anyways because of guilt
>wife never made it to trial, OD'd on pills because of guilt
>Cat euthanized because it killed a child

>>2235630
Birds have a cloaca.

They piss and shit and fuck through the same hole.
Same as reptiles.

>>2235683
How do birds have sex

>>2212680

Marsupial moles also have cloacas. They might be dryolestoids instead of marsupials

>>2235636
>equaling the danger posed by an actual highly venomous animal to some anecdotal old wife's tale

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>>2211289

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>>2237157
No he just has awesome.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZPwqMx3b9o
If you don't want one of these I don't even know what to say.

>>2238020
I don't want one because I know very well that I can't care for it.

Unless you happen to own a private zoo, and have a private army of zookeepers, vets and biologists, you shouldn't get one, either.

Not that any of us could get our hands on one, even if we wanted to.

They simply aren't private pets. Get over it and stop forcing your own private meme.

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>>2211289
>tfw no platypal

>>2211289
cats>platypuses

>>2238022
agreed

>>2238184
Everyone agrees man, except just one autistic samefag OP who won't shut up

>>2211642
The best thing on this thread.

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>>2238062
I know dem feels mang. That's why I post one every day.

>>2238905
This thread made me realize platypuses are just furry acuatic lizards. I don't like em at all.

I don't want one but I want to touch one

>>2220240
Quindi l'entusiasta degli ornitorinchi è italiano
Good to know

>>2213171
>do you guys also want a dolphin and a whale
Yes

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>>2211433
>those tattoos

>>2235705
Only the males have painful venomous spikes.

>>2217182
FUCKING """"NATIVE"""" ABO SCUM

Burnt down huge swathes of jungle and habitat, hunted a huge amount of native species to death, sperg out when mungo man is discovered that's older than their purported migration into the country and with different genetics because they know their jig is up.

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>>2239464
Every day.
Heres some more ornitorrinco action.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk_LT-khPhw

>>2211289
Wrong board, platypuses aren't animals or nature.

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>>2240267
Your not animals or nature. Every day until you want one.

>>2240656
looks like a fat shell-less tortoise.

>Be a monotreme
>Enter Australian freshwater systems
>Mutate away most of your land locomotion for webbed feet so you are now doomed to be the FRESHWATER forever better hope the water doesnt dry up too soon faggot
>Next I mutate my freaking jaw into a beak because I wanted to look really special not realizing just how good a jaw is compared to shitty beak that cant chew shit
>Realised that placental Otters would completely assrape me in my own envinronment

Being a platypus is just hilarious.

>>2240656
I'm not saying they're not cool, I'm saying this is the wrong board. Try /o/ or /g/?

>>2213162
Can confirm.

Source: am Australian.

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>>2241565
I don't believe you post a puggle with time stamp or fake and gay. Also everyday until you want one.

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>>2241592
Dooby dooby doo bamp. Every day.

>>2211642
And even the male's poison is variable: it is more potent during breeding season.

>>2213175
Mmm: dolphin-flavour!

>>2213897
...mental MAPS

>>2228866
Childrens python... how many children does it eat?

>>2235687
The male's cloaca 'everts' (turns inside out, and penis (or equivalent, i can't recall enough high school biology) emerges, does the deed and retracts. Often all very quickly. Its the path evolution took from reptiles to mammals, and birds have reptile-like bits.

>>2237157
maybe, but he sure can find lots of worms in the creek

>>2239606
Uh, no. They may have hunted HUGE species to extinction, or helped them along: 9m goanna; 2 tonne wombat - megafauna.
The vegetation has adapted to regular burning, and the animals must have vegetation to eat, so it all works out.
Mungo man is not older than their entry to the continent, according to latest estimates.

>>2214177
looks like fleas

>>2211289
>that little nugget of shit
not for me thanks

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>>2242695
Ticks actually. They have their own species that can survive being submerged in water for 14 hours at a time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGKqFGGAj_k
Every day.

Niggerdicks

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>>2243065
>>2243067
>>2243070
I don't get it. But I also don't understand why an doesn't want a platypus yet.

>>2243785
We've been telling you why for a long time:

>>2211642
>>2212893
>>2213162
>>2213171
>>2213937
>>2217178
>>2219633
>>2220240
>>2227388
>>2229089
>>2229116
>>2233931
>>2233975
>>2238022
>>2238180
>>2238923

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>>2243812
Yeah I see the words but I still don't get why you don't want one.

>>2243812
but the venomous barbs is only true for males

>>2220240
Damn I hate Australia now.

>>2244169
They look gay and faggi.

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>>2244704
I don't think I like you. Every day until you want one.

>>2213158
Like a bag of sand.

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>>2245460
Nope not even close.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf4v3hmKMwQ
>>2213158
There you go dafinative answer.

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>>2245971
Every day.

>>2212170
>Not knowing platypus anus taste like Vanilla
You must be new here.

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>>2246731
I thought it was shnozberry.

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Dang I missed a day. My bad an.

>>2248502
I forgive you, just don't let me down again.

>>2211289
>venomous

>>2212151
waiting

>>2212680
>The name Monotremata means “one-holed,”
I feel like this is wrong, because reptiles and birds have only one hole.

>>2213175
Taste like tuna

>>2229116
>semiaquatic
Racist

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>>2248561
I will strive to do better.

Post some smug platypus

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>>2249712
They're all smug though.

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daily You should want one of these.

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>>2249954
They really are.

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>>2245971
There are more tigers in Texas than in the wild. If we could find a way to do this for platypuses we could protect them.

I don't want one.
I won't want one tomorrow.
I don't need a special snowflake pet to bring joy to my life.
I don't think they are smug, cute, or especially interesting.
They are simply just another weird ass creature, from a country that specializes in weird ass creatures.
The fact you fags circle jerk over these things speaks volumes, get a fucking life retards.

>>2252120
Quokkas are actually suited for this. Maybe if the breeding program for them works out, aus will get less tight-fisted about thrir wildlife.

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>>2252129
You make me sad. Check out what I just got in the mail.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZPwqMx3b9o this vid needs more love

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>>2253688
Every day.

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Every day.

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>>2211642
>4chan
>implying anyone here has a wife or kids

>>2255254
I have a wife, we both want kids and a platypus. We're just not silly enough to get a male platty.

I want to own a platypus, then find it dead in few years because I couldn't take care of it, then I reflect how it had a short and cruel life, just like me!

>>2255254
Oh there's people on 4chan with wife & kids. They just aren't in this stupid thread.

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>>2248634
I'm saving it for the next thread.

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bamp every day

>finally want one
>google it
>they are venomous things on the legs
Fuck your platypus OP, they are fucking creepy monsters.

>>2256004
Ew what the fuck

>>2217605
>slothypus
ur mum tbqhwy

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>>2257468
It's just mud. He was rescued from a storm drain.
>>2257427
We've been over this only the males have spurs. The females are safe and more sociable, but not in the creepy dolphin way.

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Daily Platypost.

Can u eat platapus egg or is piosonous.?

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>>2258138
Dude they are the size of jelly beans and they have baby platypuses in them. Why the heck would you want to eat one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5Y2h5zjpWU

>>2258520
Just to make sure they go extinct.

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>>2258571
You're despicable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kqqriAGTZc

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>>2258893
You You could have started a good thread with these on their their own.

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Every day until you want one.

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>>2220240
>make me want a platypus
>can't even get one

Why do you do this Anon?

forever want

>>2211289
Is it platypuses out platypi?

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>>2260272
Sorry anon, but this is an elaborate honey pot for me to glean rare platypus knowledge for the day I finally acquire one.
>>2260318
According to David Attenborough and Fleay it's platypuses

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>>2260272
If pol can meme a man dipped in Cheetos dust into the white house we can figure out how to get a platypus. Don't despair anon.

>>2260779
>Platypusary
Kek
It's just fun to say.
Platypusary

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>>2261409
Everything platypus is fun.

>>2211289
I want to rub dat belly.

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who is a bigger asshole?

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>>2262457
Drop bears no question.

>>2263101
Why do you always see people handling platypus like this? Are they really that dangerous?

>>2211289
I always wanted one so this thread is null

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Daily platypost

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>>2263111
That is how you are supposed to hold them. It's the least stressful for the animal.

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Every day

Is it legal to own one?

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>come on this board like a year ago
>see this thread
>come back today
>see this thread
either this is a slow fucking board or you've really been keeping this shit up for this long.

>>2264544
Both.
/an/ is slow but not that slow. 6 months long is very old here.

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>>2264531
Mere laws cannot hinder my desire to own one.

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>>2264544
Every day until you want one

>>2264544
>make exaggerated statements that are easy to falsify
>look like a lier in front of internet friends
there is a date on each post. this thread is 71 days old. a year has 365 days.

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EVERY DAY

The real question is : Does it want me ?

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>>2266242
Of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3nZM5ZMxCA

>>2213171
>not wanting a pet whale

That sounds fucking awesome

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>>2266406
I think some kind of harbor Porpoise would be more manageable. That being said every day until you want one.

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>>2233808
Benis?

Cute!

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>>2267506
They sure are. They sure are.

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>>2267968
daily platypost

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>>2263126
Well want one more. daily playbamp.

>anons daily platypus threadstill going strong
I'm proud anon and you broke me after about 2 days

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>>2267442
No.
Platybamp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3nZM5ZMxCA

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>>2270695
Daily reminder if you don't want a platypus you should.

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>>2271298
There are anons on this board right now that don't want one of these.

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>>2211289
Every day

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>>2211296
Day 84 you should have wanted one 85 days ago.

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>>2212074
You don't and you should still want one.

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>>2212124
I only have a few days left to figure out how to make a platypus version of this.

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Every day

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>>2274637
Every day

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Day 89 do you want one yet?

>>2275937
Not really they are poisonous

I wonder how much room they need
Seem to be like capybaras, need a lot of room to roam around + a pool

>>2275937
>creaturefromblacklagoonthumbnail.jpg

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>>2276264
They don't technically need that much space, but the Healesvill platypussary is fairly extensive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btUGDQXMoqY&t=637s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVneqhu9oZk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kqqriAGTZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WXr_wIJz4Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqXdqhFnjTY&t=13s

>>2276016
venomous you dumb fuck

>>2276893
And only the males.

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>>2211800
But anon the females are completely harmless and you should want one.

Joke's on you, I already wanted one to begin with
Though I'm 99% sure they aren't legal to own here and I would never be able to house it correctly

>>2277623
you sexist or somethin?

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>>2267442
this made me laugh until i cried. have a plat

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>>2278424

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Dooby doobie doobamp

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>>2279805
It astounds me that there are people on this board that don't want one of these. Every day I will remind them.

>>2211289
I like Platypus anon, but I don't know if platypus wants cuddles from me.
I also think platypus wants to live with platypus friends in wild or zoo instead of my house.
I think it's happier there.

>>2228866
Worst part of being an American reptile keeper.

>>2233815
*cough* cane toad *cough*

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>>2211800
Only half of them are dangerous.

>this thread is 100 days old

Holy fuck, I'm hiding it, I'm sick of seeing it

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>>2280826
You may be surprised.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3nZM5ZMxCA

Right now, I want a Sabertooth so I have no time for a platypus.

bump for importance

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>>2281648
Your more than a hundred days old so by your logic don't want to see you anymore. When we figure out how to get a platypus you won't get one so there.

If it stung you will you die?

>>2283513
No, but it would be incredibly painful.

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>>2283737
For (you)

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>>2283212
Thanks anon my Internet went down for a little while.

>>2211642
Actually, it's a storm drain.

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Every day

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>>2280826
Not only do they want cuddles,but they are delightful at it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dmvc0DZJM-I

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O hai

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>>2285578
Oh hai to you too. You should want one of these delightful creatures.

>>2285578
>retarded offspring of a beaver and duck
I don't want one and never will.
You can't make me.

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adorable meme animal

>>2217182
>Australia was a thundering ecosystem of marsupials and monotremes that had equivalents for every niche
If only the inbred denisovans weren't so lazy and actually hunted instead of burning down forests to eat fried roos.

I'm amazed how they were the only ones to destroy their own land in order to eat for one day, unlike every other human species that ever existed.

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>>2286097
Even if you saw how much they love cuddles?
http://www.wiresnr.org/platupusincare.htm

Merry Christmas you determined motherfucker OP.

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>>2231447
It continues

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>>2286640
I now have a folder of platypuses in party hats. I don't know if I should consider that a good thing.

>>2255403
Wow ...are you my parents?

>>2287433
Haha I do have stalkholm syndrome. Everyday until I like it. Do we all have stalkholm syndrome?

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>>2211296
How about now?

>>2287437
Stockholm. Like the city

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>>2248634
It's time 4000 hours in adobe pro.
Do you want one now?

>>2212157
they are monotremes
everything goes in and out of one hole

>>2211289
Stupid worthless pieces of shits, They don't have floppy dog ears so I don't want them

>>2288502
Ok.

I kinda want one now.

>op from september
is this the slowest board?

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>>2288723
Do you want one yet

>>2289708
And with that adorable picture the third and final platypus tread of 2016 has reached it's image bump limit.

platypus 2017

>>2290283
This guy gets it. 2017 year of the pus.

screw it one last bump before the next thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3nZM5ZMxCA