Help me name him!

>>2200855
Pest

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>>2200856
I found a picture of you.

>>2200855
Speed Bump
Mutilated at Midnight (okay that's a little too long).
Coolant Commando
Heel Holster

If he's an indoor cat then he looks like a Thomas to me.

>>2200861
>target practice
>invasive Andy
>roadkill
>Mexican soccerball

Thomas sounds nice though OP

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>>2200855
Bruce Jenner Formerly Known as Cat-Lyn Jenner

>>2200861
He's indoor now!

>>2200880
I like it but that's awful long.

>>2200855
Leroy
He looks like a Leroy.

Buttons. Ton-Ton for cutesy babble, variations of Butt for when you're peeved by him.

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>>2200899
My other cat will get confused... Her name's Seven but I call her Butthole.

>>2200903
Then you must either name him a number to match, or the opposite of a number to artistically clash, like a letter. I'd go with either Bee or Jay.

Buster

>>2200907
I was considering naming him Nine so I can make the joke Seven Eight Nine and terrify my friends and family. That's only gonna work once, though.

Squilliam Fancyson.

>>2200855
Mittens von twinkletoes

He looks like a Blitz to me.

>>2200866
>Mexican soccerball
Heh

>>2200855
He should be named Trusty Patches.

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Orient

Mars

Stromboli

>>2200975
Underrated

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>>2200855
Foreman.

Rolling for Adolf

>>2200855
Harambe

>>2200975
Unbreakable Patches?

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Call him Beans!

>>2201133
Also Beans and Butthole would get along, though they may have a spicy relationship.

>>2201133
Nice doubles :^)

Beans is an awful cute name, and he has awful cute beans. I'd take a picture but he's sick and sleeping :(

>>2200855
Buscemi

Cumslut

>>2200855
Scooter

Spoon

>>2200855
You decided yet?

>>2202331
Nope! Right now we're deciding between Roast Beef, Beans, and Mogget.

I wonder if my other kitty will relearn her name if I start calling her Pork? She's only ~5 months...

>>2200855
he looks like a Francis.

>>2200855
Jacob Rees-Moggy MP

Name him Penis McFlogger

Update! I've decided to name him Mogget. It works on many levels:

-Mogget: ancient free magic construct trapped in a snarky cats body from the series Abhorsen
-Mog(g): disgusting stoner cat from Megg Mogg & Owl based on the witch's familiar from children's book Meg and Mog
-Moggie: what they call a mutt kitty in britbong land

Right now my other kitty Seven hates his guts but I'm hoping she warms up to him!

This little shit looks like my mother's new kitten, even down to the asymmetric marking on the nose

>>2202760
Maybe it's the evil twin to my guy.

Blu(?)

>>2200855
Jihad

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>>2200855
He looks like my old cat, her name was Kit

>>2202995
She was beautiful! Reminds me of an owl.

>>2202353
Definitely Beans, your friends won't quit addressing him as Mr

Fluffy shark

>>2200855
John Cena

>>2200855
Nicholas Cage. Seriously, look at the thumbnail from the catalog.

>>2202757
Glad you chose a name but I still want a pic of them beans, bruh.

>>2200855
Aw man, he is a cutie. I hope his siblings get out of there okay.

Call him Biscuit. It's an old /an/ tradition, long since forgotten.

Professor fluffbutt

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>>2204969
All but one black kitten was gone by the next day.

>>2204787
Here are his dirt feet. He is a dirty kitten.

>>2204640
My god, you're right! I hope he grows out of his Cage face.

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This little shit isn't potty trained and it's disgusting. At least he poops in the box.

call him faggot. dubs get

>>2200855
Karasik

>>2200855
La vagina

Trump

puke

>>2200855
tammy

Call him Minor Text Patches

>>2205512
I don't get it

>>2205519
So?