>Dog likes to lick my legs right after I get out of the shower.

>>2198402
Because they do it to dry themselves. Wet dogs will lick the water off each other, like grooming and stuff too

>>2198406
Why are dogs so fucking bro-tier?

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>>2198421
Because we literally made them that way.

>>2198402
They like the taste of soap.
They also like the salty taste of your sweat.
There's nothing you can do that'll make a dog not lick you.

>>2198479
Oh yeah, well, what if I call it a huge nerd, right to it's doggo face!?

>>2198480
It'll love your unconditionally for as many years as it lives.

>>2198502
Damn that makes me kinda sad, don't be mean to your dogger friendo pls.

>>2198479
>There's nothing you can do that'll make a dog not lick you.
You can always smack it.

>>2198479
>There's nothing you can do that'll make a dog not lick you.
My dog knows not to lick me in the face. She learned this through repetition like any other training.
>any place else is fine, I just don't want her licking me in the face

>>2198636
This will work, but then your dog will start to get scared of showing you affection.

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>>2198502
>>2198629

Being even jokingly mean to my doggo is hard desu.

She's just so lovey. Meanest I can get is complimenting her "stupid cute dogface" and petting her.