Do you know what a mallard smells like?

>>2198256
duck shit

also agae

>>2198274
algae^*

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>>2198256

Just look at him.

Another pond jumping fratboy celebrated in the media, the water fowl that can do no wrong. Strutting around with his white collar, svelte feathered body dripping with glistening beads of water. Golden bill and matching orange feet, tail feathers fashionably curled in the latest trend, swaggering around with his emerald coif knowing everyone is looking at him.

Oh sure, its the life, lounging on the water with all his friends, the quack-pack clique that take over the scene as soon as they land on the water. Everyone looks as they enter, boisterous flapping and raucous jabbering. Riding high and mighty on their fame and celebrity. No one recognizes the Teal, no one can name the Wigeon when he arrives. And the Merganser? May as well be no one. But everyone knows the Mallard boys.

Oh you're such big stallions, aren't you? Real studs just oozing style where ever you go. But that's not the whole story, is it Drake?

No, it isn't. I was there. I saw what you animals did when you thought everyone had left the Bread Crumb Bash on the shore. The sun had set, the dusk was waxing and everyone had too much bread.

And there she was, all alone, wanting nothing more than a friend to escort her home. And what did you do. WHAT DID YOU DO YOU SICK SONSOFBITCHES! Was she even a year old yet? Three of you. Three of you macho, horny brutes move in behind her and change her forever.

You'll never get bread from me again, you arrogant little shits. Everyone knows what happened. And I've made some arrangements with some foreigners. There's a few Canadian geese who can't wait to see you again, you monstrous little bastards.

>>2198256
Usually smells like dinner's ready.

>>2198256
I own mallards and they don't smell like anything. They're very clean birds.

>>2198256
Lake water and algae.

>>2198285
Maybe if your pussy was watertight more people would want to rape you.