seal thread

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>>2196241

Poor thing can't use its echolocation.

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how is this even comfortable

>>2196241
they look to me like water dogs

very cute

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>>2196305
anywhere's comfortable for a living pillow

Do you think seals will evolve to replace whales and dolphins when they go extinct?

>>2196510

It occurs to me that I do not yet visually distinguish seals from sea lions.

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Seal status = spooped

>>2196241
Fat water doggos are cute.

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Tropical seal

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>>2196241
They're also fucking assholes. Your move dolphin.

>>2198311
thats a sea lion not a seal

there is a difference. seals are pure. sea lions suck

>>2197030
The camera man jumping too makes me kek everytime.

>>2197030
I love how it's genuinely confused that there is something there, as if he never expected to see another living thing come passing by

>>2196361
In my language they are actually called "see dogs" (Seehund)

>>2198494
sea*

>>2198311
More like fucking penguins

>>2198494
Many languages have this, including Korean

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>>2198510
Not surprising at all

>>2196241
BTW op, theres a video with that tard spinning in circles, a lot cuter than the pic.

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Seadogs are best dogs

>>2196305
I once saw a harbor seal on a rock like that. It did a full quarter turn by flipping itself up in the air like a breakdancer. These animals are very muscular under all that fat.

>>2198311
>be penguin
>your natural predator has caught you
>this is the end...
>wait a minute
>oh god no
>he's going to rape you in front of all your friends and family first
I can't imagine a worse kind of hell

>>2196898
is that a limbless human?

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You have been visited by the Seal of Dental Hygiene. Remember to brush your teeth in the morning, before bed and after every meal and good dental hygiene will come to you.
Ort ort.

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>>2198231

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Shhhhhhhh
seal is sleeping.

>>2198311
>>2198437
Source video says it's a seal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABM8RTVYaVw

>>2198437
its a furseal. They're like dumber versions of sea lions

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Posting rare seal

>>2196510
i just realised hw weird it is that a predators main prey is an other predator

>>2201018
You'd think they'd lose a lot of body heat having such massive floppy bangsticks

>>2201018
>Finnish seal
haha benis :DDDD

>>2200904
it's not a seal. it's basically a sealion with a confusing name (fur seal)

>>2201029
seals are just so fatty

>>2201237
this
no true seals have ear flaps

>>2196510
>top right corner
Soooon...

>>2199264
That lab looks terrified

SEALS A CUTE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl6Q602xLZg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SodM6Gq7r-4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmdCirQyeME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gpIu9XDHYI

>>2196241
Health at every size

>>2201747
Kek

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>>2202002

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>>2198494
Seehunde are actually harbor-seals. In general you'd call seals Robben

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>>2199286
that's so funny

>>2203921

BRING ME HAN SOLO

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what if you came home from grocery shopping and there were 5 seals in your living room?

What is difference between sea lion and seal

>>2204127
Seals are tubby and adorable.

Sea Lions are skinny and dickheads.

>>2204127
Sea lions have external ears and rear legs mobility as the most obvious differences.

>>2204127
Not sure about genetics but sea lions have external ears(some fur seals to too) and sea lions more easier can get around. Rather just being tubs of blubber they 'sit' upright, are more flexible, seem to get around better on land because of it, etc. They pretty much 'walk' right up in their gait to get around, while many other seals lay flat and squirm along. From what I know and could be wrong, sessions can be found in more tropical climates. The seals here on the east coast of the us are tubes, and migrate.

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blob

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>>2204147
>tubs of blubber

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here's a rock that looks like a seal

>>2204127
sea lions are faggots.

Seals are cute.

what a silly animal

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>seal thread
>No one has posted the most badass marine mammal after Orcas

Disappoint

>>2203475
>limes
Ma nigga

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>>2204326
i wouldnt call leopard seals cute. they are badass and cool looking, some of my fave animals. but this thread seems focused on cute fat seals

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WHY DO THEY SLEEP UPSIDE DOWN SO MUCH

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????

>>2204351
I want this to be my life

>>2204326

>post pics of seals looking ridiculous

>>2204351
>this will never be me
Should honestly just kill myself.

>>2204351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96vnlEMbscs

>>2204351
Leopard seals are totally cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmVWGvO8Yhk

>>2204343
shes sjw trash

>>2205796
Proofs?

>>2201563
>Stop hitting on me you silly seals

>>2198231

Who happens to run the Sicilian Crime Family in his region

best thread on /an/.

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Why are seals so smug?

>>2206881

>Fat and proud of it
>More mobile then any human in the water
>Cutest animals around, only humans that will kill them are eskimos
>Crush seal puss on the daily

I don't know, you tell me.

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>>2205661
>tfw a Leapord Seal will never flip dead penguins on my head

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these photos make me wish i was a seal

>>2207352
>>2207351
>>2207350
Majestic yet cute.

>>2207350
Me too, Anon. Tfw no Selkie mother to reveal you're actually a Selkie.

Cute animals are the most evil, don't fall for their lies.

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>>2207500
delet this