Why haven't you bought your dog $225 Casper Memory Foam Dog Bed?

Because I have a memory foam bed and while my dog is allowed on it he usually chooses his own $35 bed

>>2194942
I sleep on a torn up futon on the floor. I ain't buying my dog no fucking casper bed, we're equals here. He can suck my ass.

Because my dog is the kind of idiot that will leap off her comfy bed and hurriedly go and lie on the single clean sock I just dropped on the floor while doing the laundry.

Because my dog destroys every nice bed I buy him

>>2194942
>spending $225 on a bed for an animal that you are only raising for food when SHTF
ishgddty

>>2194942
because my dog would try to dig a hole in it and destroy my money.

Dogs don't understand the concept of comfort. They also don't sleep on their backs, usually. The floor is their bed. The grass is their bed. The concrete is their bed. Their anatomy is made for it.

because my dog is dead

My dog and I both sleep on the floor and it's pretty comfy.

if casper would make one that was 36" by 80" I'd buy one for my bedroom and one for the living room, that looks great.

because my dog is inevitably going to rip it up, despite all of the available toys he has, and because he is too big for the large

>>2195139
>Dogs don't understand comfort
>Hurr their bodies are made to lie in shitty places
>That's why any dog heavier than 55 pounds is in danger of getting sores on its limbs from the weight of its own body when it lies on a hard surface

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>>2195253
>tfw have 2 doges
>have 2 beds for said doges in my living room
>bigger doge likes to sleep in the small bed and little doge goes in big bed
It's funny, I need to get a pic. The little shit lays in this 36" bed and takes up like a quarter of it while the bigger one lays in this 18" bed and her head and front legs are on the tile floor.

>>2194942
Plastic beds with blankets here.