>when your cat starts licking you

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>Cat stares at you through the crack of the door at night

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>cat won't stop rubbing against your elbow while you're trying to jerk off

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>cat is begging for another round of the q-tip

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>Cat sat down on your black clothes fresh out of the dryer.

>>2187917
I had a friend come over the other day who had never had a cat before and FLIPPED HER SHIT when my cat licked her because she somehow never learned that cats have barbed tongues.

>>2188597
That's why you get a black cat