What kind of bug is this?

Take it to the vet

I can't afford to.

Deer tick. Lyme disease yo

That's a tick. It's called a tick because when you let it crawl on you, it tickles. Go ahead and try it out!

I've seen a few about a week ago in my house. They have touched my skin sometimes. How do I get rid of them? Might I have Lyme disease?

>>2184649
It's a tick, but it's not a deer tick.

>>2184629
thats a tick

If you crush it don't do it on your skin. It will release is guts which are often infected and spread disease

How do I get rid of them

>>2184687
Throw away pets if you have any #fucktrump

Put it on a spoon and pretend it's a crack rock.

Burn them with matches on a plate

>>2184629
The kind that gives you limes disease

Cut off its head, then burn the head.

Fool proof way to make sure it dies.

>>2184629
It's an asshole
KILL IT

soak that bitch in fucking acid. like, drown it in vinegar or something. FUCK ticks.

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How can you be that stupid?

>>2184789
Sure, if your a cruel heartless idiot. You have more blood than you need and the amount if blood a tick needs doesn't have negative affects on us. I suggest you leave the little buggy kn your skin until it's had it fill, then it'll fall off on it's own. pick it up, return it to the wild, and be glad you saved a life

>>2185670
What the fuck lmao

Take a lighter and don't stop burning it until you hear a satisfying pop.

>>2184629

a tick, kill it with fire

>>2185670
And then he can provide a home to all the poor helpless Lyme bacteria too! You don't NEED all of those brain cells and spinal cord nerves!

>>2186311
exactly

It's a very rare insect, the dickus embiggenus. It has the remarkable power to enlarge whatever bodily organ it is placed on, with absolutely no negative side effects or repercussions (aside from maybe making it TOO big).

What dog is this.