cheeto

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this is a good thread

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Best cat

>>2183785
sleep tight cheeto

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Comfy thread.

>yfw cheetos the animal were named after a delicious fried corn sticks with cheese podwr on it

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>>2184488

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cheellto

>>2184476
:DDD

>>2184488
It is the other way around
also check'd

>>2185028
thic

Anyone got the webm with the cheetah getting on top of the guy? You know the one.

>>2184700
Its head hardly moves at all. Pretty crazy

>>2188856

You mean his head

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>>2189045
whoops wrong one.

>>2188879
How do you now its preferred pronoun is "his" you patriarchal misogynist shitstain.

>>2189047
Das it mane

>>2184700
>dat slo mo testicle bounce

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>>2189248

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Check 'em

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I like this one, it reminds me of myself

>>2192390
Intelligent but lazy, nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor ?

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>>2194251
None of these actually.

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>>2194286
Aww.
Have some more cheetos.

i want a cheetah to rape me

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hel cleeta

>>2187763
Did you actually think he was being serious you absolute knob

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WkOjv8Sx2U

>>2189047

LEWD

>>2194113
TOP LEL edit when

>>2197734
is he ok?

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>>2180399
not enough of this

[spoiler]check the filename[/spoiler]

>>2209708
>this is no longer flavortown

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cheetahs meows sound like bird chirps how fucking stupid can an animal be

not threatening at all what a pushover

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>>2211756
the fucks wrong with that foot

>>2180399
Thats not what its called you stupid faggot cunt

Why do they look so funny?

>>2215901
shut the fuck up it's a cheeto

>>2216178
2cute
I want them so bad

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>>2188377
I want that dog
>>2185028
Where do these fluffy guys live? Or was this in a zoo?

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>>2213169
>cheetahs meows sound like bird chirps

It's to conceal their location from larger predators. Works very well for the cubs. And looking threatening won't help you if you can't actually bite. They are no match for any other of the large predators in the savanna.

>>2184488
Delet this heresy

>>2200644
Check`D

>>2189047
This is a SFW board

>>2216382
That photo was probably taken at a zoo, though they used to live as far north as the steppes near the Caspian sea where it can get rather cold in winter.

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Whee!

>>2203534
Kangaroo cheeto

>>2228174
What's the story behind this?, it's look very real.

>>2228174
did he die?

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hello i think my cheeto is acting up

why are cheetos so lax?

>>2229235
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

>>2229235

"Shuttup in the back!"
"No! You're not my real dad!"

are there fat cheetos

>>2227973
That's fucking awesome
>>2233193
So floofy!

Some day I'm going to earn enough money to buy a huge piece of property, own two German shepherds, and a cheetah.

So according to wikipedia chhetos are basically giant house cats.

How the fuck are they not panthera

Why do they always look really confused?

>>2240121
their skulls are pretty radically different. their heads at least look like regular kitties

>>2180399
>evolve to be fast as fuck
>slower cousin(leopard) that exists everywhere in the Old World except Europe and Australia is still doing much better than me or my cousins the lion and tigers.

Cheetahs are a meme.

>>2245524
Leopards did actually live throughout Europe during the last ice age, not many people seem to be aware of that though

>>2233193
>Draw me like one of your French girls.jpg

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>>2245524
>evolve to be fast but slower than the cheetah
>tiny cousin that exists everywhere in the world thanks to symbiotic relationship with humans is still doing much better than me

Leopards are a meme.

>>2246493
>having to rely on walking hairless chimps
Cats a biological trash to a leopard or tiger.

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*chirps*

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Hi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UIbi6mnYas

>>2185028
Winter cheeto

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life

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What's going on in this thread?

>90 days

why do they look fat sometimes

>>2231031
No, that's quite normal.

>>2180399
IP Blocked and my cheeto died on the same day, good work buddy. Show some compassion.

>>2195120
No you dont

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>You see this coming your way.

Wat do?

>>2257856
Turn 180 and squeal like a little girl

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>>2180399
WE DID IT BOYS

>>2246519
>T. panther

Go back to almost being extinct you shitty predator

>>2228256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj_zsVnvXHw
>The short clip was posted on Twitter with the caption: "What would you do? I mean. Whattttttttt?" The Twitter user did not disclose the location of the video.

>>2257856
those dogs look autistic

>>2260921
>>>/pol/

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>>2229235
>>2231547
>>2231569

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>>2268955
old memes is what keeps us feel alive

>>2203534
This is how my cat crouches to take a shit.

>>2211756
>amerifeet

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Cat City Bitch

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>>2246519
Cats not rely on humans, they exploit us..

>>2257856

CUTE/10

I WANT TO EAT 'EM

>>2228174
I have a hard time believing that a cheetah could kill an adult male.

>>2231528
Because they're like a doggo and a cat at the same time.

>>2268976
That horse kind of looks like Ron Perlman.

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Why are cheetos so sad?
The mothers hardly play with the cubs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f5y3GtFSOs

A very long time ago, when the earth was first created, all the animals came down onto the savanna. The animals, birds, insects were all different shapes and different colors. When the cheetah first came to the earth, just like all other animals, it shook its body and stretched its legs, and took a deep breath of the new clean air. The cheetah thought if felt very good to be alive. Each animal had to get used to its own body, so the cheetah started running and found out it could run very very fast.

The cheetah ran and ran across the vast plains of the world. After a time of wandering the plains alone, the cheetah became lonely, and decided to look for friends of its own kind. One day, the cheetah, with its great eyesight, spotted some large cats off in the distance and eagerly went running as fast as she could toward these cats. As she was running toward them, one of the cats, which was much larger than the others, stood up and roared. The loud noise frightened the cheetah and she dug her claws into the dirt and came to abrupt halt. The cat was a big male lion, and he roared out to the cheetah in a very low booming voice, "Who are you and what do you want?"

The cheetah, which is much smaller in size than a lion and who by nature is a very shy and timid animal, said "I am lonely and have been searching the savanna trying to find friends of my own kind."

The lion roared, "Well, you are not a lion! Look at your legs and body, you are much thinner than we are. And look at your feet, you have claws like a dogs. Your claws do not retract all the way back into your feet like ours do. You are not a cat, you are a dog. So, you better run away fast and try to find someone in your own family."

The cheetah lowered her head and put her tail down, and crept away feeling a bit discouraged. She thought big cats were very unfriendly. The cheetah continued her search looking for a friend of her own kind. The days went by. Then one day, the cheetah saw a pack of wild dogs playing in the sun. The cheetah went racing up to the pack. The whole pack was yelping and barking furiously. The cheetah stopped immediately, and the pack leader yelped at her, "Who are you and what do you want?"

The cheetah began to tell the wild dogs her story about trying to find a family of her own. During her search, she was scared by a lion and saddened when he told her that the cheetah was not a cat, but a dog. The whole pack of wild dogs howled in laughter, and barked at her, "You are not a dog at all. Look at your round head and ears, and your rough tongue. They are like a cat's. Your tail is long just like the other cats. You are not a dog at all!" The pack chased the cheetah off, biting at her heels.

This time the cheetah raced away very fast because she was scared. After running a safe distance from the dogs, the cheetah laid down to rest under a big camel thorn tree. She felt sad. She thought about how the lion roared and did not want her, and how the wild dogs yelped and bit at her feet, and she felt sadder and sadder. The cheetah felt so sad that started to cry. She was very lonely.

The cheetah did not realize that any other animals were near her. A giraffe had walked up quietly while the cheetah was crying. The giraffe, looking down at the cheetah with its big brown eyes, asked, "Why are you crying?" The cheetah was very surprised when the giraffe spoke. The cheetah looked up tearfully at the giraffe and proceeded to tell her sad story about the lions roaring and telling her she was not a cat, and the wild dogs chasing her and saying she was not a dog.

Sniffling, the cheetah said, "I have been sitting here crying, and I have cried so long and so hard--look at my beautiful face, the tears have burnt marks in my face."

A bird that was flying by the camel thorn tree saw the beautiful cheetah and chirped, "I have traveled throughout this land and you, cheetah, are the most splendid and unique of all the cats I have seen."

The cheetah has had spots ever since that lonely day. And it chirps like a bird to show how proud it is of being the most unique of all cats.

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>>2273143

>>2189047
Cheeto porn
CP
MODS MODS MODS

>>2203534
Metal Gear CHEET

comfy thread

>>2241589

Because they're doggos trapped in a catsuit

>>2255259
sometimes they get fat.

>>2276200
if I see that fucking cheeto one more time...

Cheeter

>>2268976
Stiil posting Sarah Jessica Parker is tasteless.

>>2226081
>iwasonlypretendingtoberetarded.png

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>>2246519
>falling for the domestication meme

>>2286803
BAD CHEETO

Holy shit this thread started in October

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYaM3P9QPDY

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-38415906

>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe, herds of Gazelle fleeing for their lives as I sprint ever closer, I watched sunsets along the savannah, all these moments, will be lost in time, like... tears in rain... time to die.

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>>2287394
>Population of only about 7,100
>Vulnerable to disease
>Increased inbreeding
>Poaching and territory loss

The cheetahs are fucked, and it looks like there's no way around it. How long do you think they have left?

>>2286803
stop playing with your food

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>The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

What do you mean, I'm not helping?

>>2287431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYaM3P9QPDY

gotta play with some cheetos before they go extinct.

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>>2287431
I hate how basically no-one gives a fuck. Everyone is falling over themselves to save every worthless human life, and the supposed environmentalists care more about the feelings of chickens and cows than entire species going extinct.

>>2290409
I kinda wonder if you could slightly scramble the genetic information of cloned cheetahs to give them a bit more diversity?

>>2290409
That's one ugly cheeto

>>2279210
Dose this one have down syndrome

could you beat a cheeto in a fight?

>>2290461
Unless there are cubs to protect. They would just run away.
They don't have a strong enough jaw or limbs to kill a strong man. Any bigger cat could kill you though.

>>2290461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YAWdWaFjdg

>>2290409

>the supposed environmentalists care more about the feelings of chickens and cows than entire species going extinct.

Those are utilitarians, not necessarily environmentalists (although the two generally go together).

>>2290472
>that pathetic ass squeak growl
haha cheetos suck

>>2290472
Why is she surrounded by so many? Is she planning on fucking one?

>>2290472
>surrounded by the most chill cats in the animal kingdom
>they curiously approach you, looking for possible cuddles
BETTER ACT IN THE MOST THREATENING AND AGGRESSIVE MANNER POSSIBLE!!1 RESPECT MY VAGINA!!!

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>>2290472
Big kitties.

>>2290538
>I've never played with a cat

>>2267862
mfw I realize this thread started in fucking July

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>>2286803
That gazelle is modern yurop.

>>2286803
>>2287438
That's why I can't stand cats of any kind or at least don't want to live with one.
All of them have a great time playing and getting really close with stuff they eat in the most gruesome manner a little later.

>>2273250
Underrated

That's what I call trust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rF0XOMxAwM

are cheetos the next domesticated pets?

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>>2292981
They are pretty docile compared to other large cats. It will easily remember you if you bottle feed it. The problem is money, cheetahs eat large amounts of raw meat ever week. Not to mention small places make them feel uncomfortable, you better have a large house with a large backyard where it can lax and walk around. And they usually don't attack humans.

>>2293515
And raise it with a doggo, cheetos are shy and lack confidence. These autistic cats need friends.

They fucking meow. Like legit house cat meow. Went to the Philly zoo and we thought this one male was gonna do some kind of cool growl or whatever. Cunt opened his mouth and just meowed. Funniest shit ever, I love these little assholes.

>>2293859
Like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb_Vu9YFqjE&t=30s

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>>2180506
Can Chettos drop fire mixtapes?

>>2290409
I hear you, but honestly I'm not sure what we could possibly do. Humans have definitely played a part in their decline, but as a species they're so specialized that it's nearly impossible for them to compete with other predators, and ultimately, that's going to be the final nail in the coffin.

>>2295350

Cheetah sport races when

>>2291430
>eat in a grousome manner
Would you prefer them to use knife and fork?
It's nature, man.

>>2293522
why are cheetos autistic

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>>2295350
>cheetahs will go extinct in your lifetime

>>2190615
the eyes on both of them are so pretty

>>2295350
They also have a serious genetic bottleneck from the last ice age, which is why they arent adapting

>>2299675
The world is going to shit anyway, so I guess it's a good time to go extinct.

>>2299682
Well it's a natural extinction. They'd have gone extinct with or without human interference.

>>2299683
Too bad, they're really cute cats. Even if they're kinda retarded.

Cheetos must be preserved, even if they were gone forever from the savannahs.

Save the Lightning Kitty Doggos.

>>2299701
AT this point cloning is the only salvation.

>>2180399
>thread up for 169 days
>also dubs
Gods below

Maybe a thread for snow leopards next?

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Rare Cheeto to the rescue

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am I doing this right?

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>>2302124

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>>2302127

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>>2302129

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>>2302130

>>2302132
>>2302130
>>2302129
>>2302127
>>2302124
Taxidermy was a mistake.

>>2290465
And the best way to fight a big cat is wearing a mask on the back of your head so they don't maul you to death.

>>2302129
is

is it okay?

>>2296594
They just are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx9ylxXOBas

>>2302554
Why do they lick his smelly feet?

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>>2302130
Everytime

Goddamn this thread has been around for ages.

>>2216178
git off ur doin me a frighten

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yawning cheeto at longleat

I browse this board when taking a shit and cheeto still alive. Thank cheto

>>2291972
what tree?

>>2306084
Cheetos get up threes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5bT7W9BcjM

>>2302130
>it's an abstract kind of cheeto

>>2182799
Look at his paws!

>>2299705
Why not domesticate them? It's not like they'd be a super popular pet, but they're docile enough that they could be great for certain families with large open spaces. It would save them from going extinct.

>>2308480
They are expensive.

>>2305224
I need sleep. That knot hole in the tree looked like it was also yawning

>>2308480
There's no point in domesticating them. They have shit genes and we already have dogs and cats.

>>2302130
What the fuck and why?

>>2204829
cute

>>2309110
Big cat cubs spit and hiss at anyone but their mother. They try to make noise to make the mother come back and save 'em.

>>2302130
that's a leopard

https://youtu.be/rveKaLBYgO0

Documentary for who's interested.