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where to bury dead bird? 2016-07-30 19:05:07 Post No. 2179229
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a bird rammed the house window and has been died for a few days. i am wondering what's the best way to bury it.
on the internet in multiple sources it says i shouldn't bury the bird under my (vegetable) garden (that's where it died). but none of them stated a single reason as for why. near my garden i also a have cherry fruit tree. so i am wondering which would be appropriated place for its burial.
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On this episode of questions that don't need to be asked...
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Bury it deep enough so the cats won't dig it up, the roots of the tree will make the the bird disappear faster.
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can someone just tell me why i can't bury it under gardens?
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>>2179229
HOLD ON FAGGOT. You need to be careful not disrupt the process of incarnation. I suggest to put the bird somewhere in which maggots can hatch the best. The circle of life is something to be faithful to.
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>>2179237
damn i don't think anyone here knows the answer either.
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>>2179237
I have buried my annoying neighbours in my own garden so I see no problem. It adds minerals such as calcium to it.
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>>2179229
is this really a fucking issue? goddamn what is wrong with you people
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>>2179433
This
For fucks sake OP stop over analyzing shit and bury the fucking bird. It's one or two scoops with a shovel and it doesn't matter where, quit acting like a helpless twat.
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cover it with gasoline on a tiny Viking boat and then throw a torch at it
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>>2179451
>then throw a torch at it
>not using a tiny bow and tiny flaming arrow
Nobody cares about the details anymore
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>>2179229
we flushed ours down the toilet
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>>2179229
Burying rotting animals near things you plan to eat is generally a bad idea.
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>>2179229
They suggest not near plants you eat because the rotting animal near your food could potentially make you ill. In a flower garden it should be ok.
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