Drongo Deathwish

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Drongo Deathwish 2016-07-25 05:11:14 Post No. 2174808
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Drongo Deathwish Anonymous 2016-07-25 05:11:14 Post No. 2174808 [Report]

No animal skills here. I've been living in guam for a few months now and it's beautiful, except for the bloody drongo birds. Anytime I come within 100ft of one they start calling and diving at me. I've ignored them so far but now they are actually pecking the back of my head.

My temper is staining. How would you get wild birds to fuck off without killing them? I've already tried yelling, refusing to leave the area, and after the head picking, pegging them with rocks anytime they take off to start diving.

All its done is make them more cautious. Now they follow me from above at 50+ ft and wait for me to lose sight of them.

TLDR: Birds are being assholes and I want a non-lethsl way to make them stop.

Anonymous 2016-07-25 05:54:29 Post No.2174818
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Anonymous 2016-07-25 05:54:29 Post No.2174818 [Report]

There isn't a way. Don't be a pussy and use zyklon B

Anonymous 2016-07-25 12:09:46 Post No.2174919
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>>2174808
>pecking the back of my head.

wear a hat

Anonymous 2016-07-25 12:26:51 Post No.2174921
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>>2174919
This, just cover your big shiny head you faggot

Anonymous 2016-07-25 19:47:28 Post No.2175112
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Anonymous 2016-07-25 19:47:28 Post No.2175112 [Report]

Dick-slap them and Pee on them to show dominance

Anonymous 2016-07-26 23:04:03 Post No.2176048
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Anonymous 2016-07-26 23:04:03 Post No.2176048 [Report]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhuMLpdnOjY

Anonymous 2016-07-27 03:42:03 Post No.2176266
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Anonymous 2016-07-27 03:42:03 Post No.2176266 [Report]

>>2174818
>>2175112
>>2176048
I can't do that on a military base, unfortunately. Otherwise they would be dead already.

>>2174921
>>2174919
I'm not changing my wardrobe because of some bloody animals.

Would an air horn work?

Anonymous 2016-07-27 12:57:37 Post No.2176444
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Anonymous 2016-07-27 12:57:37 Post No.2176444 [Report]

>>2176266
Start playing tennis.

Anonymous 2016-07-27 13:01:56 Post No.2176446
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Anonymous 2016-07-27 13:01:56 Post No.2176446 [Report]

Wear a tiny scarecrow on your head

Anonymous 2016-07-27 13:03:34 Post No.2176448
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Anonymous 2016-07-27 13:03:34 Post No.2176448 [Report]

>>2176446
Yes this

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