Why do chickens have such fluffy butts?

You're sick

>>2170872
After hitting submit I realised what this must sound like, but it was actually meant to be funny and not sexual.

>>2170870

Haha! I was just wanting to know what they smell like too. Just curious. Haha!

>>2170937
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Insulation for incubating a large clutch of eggs. The fluffier the butt, the more eggs she can cover and keep warm.

brown recluse

>>2170870
Lewd

>>2170937
Do you think they ever get nervous or embarrassed when they lay eggs in front of people? Haha! I just want to know for laughs!

>>2171110

Yes, I think having humans watch them lay makes them want to kill themselves, to the extant they can feel such a thing.

They're birds, and birds have feathery butts.

>>2170870
Why do humans have hairy butts?

>>2171135
to get to the other side

>>2171135
To muffle the loudness of farts.

>>2171135
So sweat doesn't get stuck in your asscrack

>>2170870
T H I C C

>>2170943
this

not to break the eggs when sitting on them? and to keep em warm

>>2171135
its dry lubrication so your ass cheeks don't stick to each other while moving

>>2171594
This and it's a filter for fart noises and smells

my wyandotte's ass is so fluffy all her shit gets stuck to it and i gotta bathe or cut the feathers off

>>2171156
I giggled.