Is there any animal more smug than a patypus?

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You still haven't learned I see

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Capybaras

This is nice thread

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>>2167277
>>2167291
>>2167294
Ugh, horrible choices.

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smug puppers

>>2167454
these foxes crack me the fuck up
they look like botched taxidermy jobs

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>>2167294
https://youtu.be/R_etEhiBd50

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>>2167277
The fuck unless I was drunk posting I didn't start this one this time.

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i will never forget this cat's face

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I always thought this bear had the most smug fucking expression. Like he knows something you don't, knows it, and refuses to ever tell you.

>>2167749
>this fag actually thinks i'm not going to rip out his insides

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Turtles are pretty smug.

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OP there is no animal on this planet that can be more smug than a sloth.

>>2167800
I like dis

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>>2167277
You just have to go to queensland in shit poster land. The animal santuary there lets you play with one if yo give them money. That's where all the videos of people tickling a platypus come from.

http://www.zoo.org.au/healesville/wild-encounters/wade-with-the-platypus

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>>2168061

>>2167738
Das it mane

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>>2167277
No they are the cutest. Not even a wild derp horse can compare.

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The smugness is unbelievable. I too just want cuddles.

where can i buy one?

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>>2170231
You can't. I plan to smuggle one out from Tasmania on a boat some day. I will need to build my platypusary first. They catch them with eel nets for science stuff.

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Monotremes are smug by default

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>>2171081
Pricklesnorts ar cute too

>>2168131
the most smug

>>2167294
Do not confuse the quiet dignity of capybara with smugness.

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It's not even a competition. I can't think of anything close to being this smug.

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King smuggo

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>>2174727

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squid chompers can be pretty smug

>>2176022
Elaborate

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>>2176022
Common remora don't know if smug or not.

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>>2176872
Looks more derpy than smug.

>>2167749
this is one of my favorite posts on the entire internet. I love the picture and I love your description. 10/10

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Post more puses. The smugness must flow.

>>2167277
But are they poisonous?

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Bears are the ultimate in smugness! Tell me Yogi ain't one smug-arse s.o.b.!!

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Or maybe turtles rule the smug-kingdom? You gotta be smug as hell to move that slowly no matter what's going on around them! And don't get me started on their whole withdrawing into their shells crap! Plus their predaliction for weapons of the martial arts variety is freaky!!

>>2167277
The only creature more smug than a "patypus" would have to be a "platypus"! 8p (ROTFLMAO)

>>2180508
The males have a venomous spike on their rear leg. I've heard endless debates as to which is more agonizing: getting struck by a sting ray or spiked by a platypus. I've only ever talked to 2 people who have experienced them both & they both told me an invenomed platypus strike is far more excrutiating than anything either of them have ever experienced! And the one of them who has been platypussed twice & sting rayed 3 different times says he would happily get hit by another ray if he could pick between them! (He says the only animal he's truly frightened of is the male platypus!)

>>2181263
Steve Irwin would disagree.

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>>2181257
Yes they do. I own a yellow ear slider, he just stays in his tank swimming, eating and pooping all the time and doesn't give a shit about me. But everytime I approach him and see his smug motherfucker face staring at me, I smile and happily feed him and clean his poop. Great pet.

>>2167982
Your link is for Victoria

>>2181255
"bring me some beer, wife" hahahaha

>>2181996
Didn't even know they had more than one facility. I only knew about the one in queensland.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RenOVGJCoNE

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>>2181263
I can understand trepidation around an animal that can cause extreme pain, but I can not be scared of this. God I wish there was a better video of this goofy bugger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OFeOZw7efw

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>>2181447

>>2182801
MEME MAGIC CONFIRMED

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>>2167277
Checkmate OP the smugest animal in the world

>>2182801
legend

>>2168089
>taste_of_butter

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don't you die on me.

>>2167277
Orcas are pretty smug

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I can't take platypuses seriously now because of pic related

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>>2167291

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>>2186040
That smug cunt. The platypus not the lady.

>>2167454
He doesn't look smug, he looks like he's judging me.

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>>2181999
How has no one complemented anon on his trips? Checked and smugged

>>2167948
So photogenic

>>2167749
kek

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>>2181945
My red eared slider is just as smug, and will mess up, move, and pretty much destroy anything in the tank that stays in place too long (pull apart plastic plants, pull the heater off the glass, etc).
And then I would just go ahead and fix everything while she just smugly stares at me from the basking platform, almost proud of it.
And yet I still love her

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Just smug my shit up famalam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgwQ12Z3q-k

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>>2173610
this guy knows

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>>2190275
Cute but post more smug platypuses.

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ducks can be smug

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>>2167277
Nope most smug

>>2167657
I was just thinking that!

>>2181873
>[SCREAMS EXTERNALLY]

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>>2190777

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>>2194015
Too cute to be smug

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Don't you die on me you smug bastard.

>>2168061
>Still liking Golem

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>>2197010
>using shitty forced memes outside their containment boards

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My doggo gives me smug/happy looks like this a lot.

She poses for pictures pretty good too.

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>>2189499
Yes, mine does that too.
I always try to "trick" him, staring at him from behind the basking platform, because whenever he sees me entering the room he would immediately slide in the water asking for food like crazy.

>>2176022
I think the technical name is "big ass leech fish"

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>>2176022
look it's bugcuck

>>2172613
nice pic, he's seconds away from
>SCRATCHSCRATCHSCRATCH
>JINGLEJINGLEJANGLEDINGDING

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>>2168131
I hate to admit it but goats give platypuses a run for their money in smugness.

>>2167738
THAT FUCKING CAT

>>2199699

Omg he's hideous

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How can anything ever hope to become more smug than this?

>>2202707
It almost seems like it's australia's nature is shitposting irl through creating such an animal.

>>2176872
>Sorry I stepped on your fish

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>>2202867
I think it's what grants them their shitposting powers. That's one of the reasons I want one so badly.

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>>2199528

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>>2203194
He looks more terrified than smug.

>>2167277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6QHzIJO5a8

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>>2167277
from the local newspaper

>>2206858
No idea why it's on the side. It's upright in my folder.

>>2199699
All because of snails. 4chan roasted him for snails.

>>2205160
Working all up in da mouth...Take that!!!

>>2207210
Nah, they roast him because he's some faggot who likes to pretend he's a "real scientist" who owns "like 5 or so" businesses and has "the best garden in the northern hemisphere" despite it being a bunch of weeds other people mow down or throw on the compost.

>>2202877
kek

>>2171081
The fuck is that? A retarded porcupine? That thing looks like a cartoon

>>2207758
>american education

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>>2206910
Did you post it from Australia?

>>2168131
Thread winner.

Just look at this fucking cunt.