Opposum thread

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I think I'm already out
I need more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU1l5anC6BQ

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one of these things is not like the other

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>>2165341

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Wilhelm

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>>2165902

Giant retarded rats. With down syndrome

>>2166237
Scary as fuck rats*

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>>2166237
Well I think they're kinda cute, and I dont know how they're scary, they're chill as fuck

It's weird how they're in this limbo of pretty cute and ugly. At least the babies lean more towards cute.

Sometimes possums will come into my backyard and eat my cat's food, is there a way I can make friends with them?

>>2167002
No, but they will go away if you stop putting out cat food.

>>2166337
By many accounts they make good pets, but only live like 2-3 years due to marsupials getting the shit end of the lifespan stick.

Bestest opossum videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46a1u_G30gc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4ct1ZRPyXA

Sweetest opossum video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zbvIH9P-tE&list=LLyx3WLXbhqcmWeMm4fu0JCA&index=5

I hear they're hard to breed in captivity, is that true?

>>2167002
No
If you take the food inside they'll stop coming, otherwise they aren't hostile, they just hiss

>>2166951
There is something especially prehistoric looking about opossum, especially in this picture.

>>2167029
>>2167220
There was once a baby Possum that let me hold it and drank the milk I gave it, they must become friendly at some point.

>>2167371
They will become friendly if you raise them but they're not domesticated and are basically solitary animals, it was probably too young to do much else, and they usually won't bite even if you're right in their face(not that anyone should put this to the test)

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>>2165335
>Americans get shitty, rat-esque possums

>>2167411
Aussie possums are best possums. Two are on my roof right now, they live in a huge ass gum tree in my backyard

>>2167002
Not really, though they'll keep coming around so long as there is food, and they may get pretty used to your presence.

That said, it can be useful to keep possums around as natural pest control. They're part of nature's clean-up crew, and have also been known to eat a lot of ticks

>>2167411
These are cute too, but personally I find American possums cuter.

>>2165335
Tasty

>>2167411
I think I like ours better

>>2167431
They do the same job as raccoons and are far less assholes

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Have dresser with stuff in front , have to get in it move stuff open drawer God offil smell 4 baby possums living in 1 drawer shitting in another drawer , got hole in wall to let cats in possum comes in and shits on desk But this is funny

>>2168563
You live in filth. You should be ashamed.

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>>2168563
you fucking what

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>>2168563
what

>>2168563
Kappa