Hermit crab naming

Krabby

Dont hold your hermit crab sideways

>>2162263
Do you know the sex?

hey esto es bonito

Balthazar

Bane?

>>2162263
Hermit crabs are extremely social creatures. Just remember, no matter how much you try to make it have a great life, you won't. Because their colonial creatures.

If I had a hermit crab, I would wait until it's ready to change shells, then the moment it tries to do so I would take away both shells and laugh at it.

>>2163229
In non autistic words get him a mate if u haven't already

>>2163234
No. One is not enough. OP needs to not buy anymore and return the hermit if it was purchased. No need to put more money into the industry. More money means more soccer moms will buy one for her kids so they can have a fun afternoon painting shells and then forget about it.

>>2163247
One is enough. All they need is their basic requirements met, someone to socialize with, stay clean, and freedom to exercize.

>>2163229
Buddy, it's a fucking crab. It's not even warm blooded and it's brain is the size of a pea.
Stop anthropomorphising everything ffs.

My hermit crabs won't ew t their food :c

I was out crabbing and a fucking giant hermit crab was in my crab trap.

How big do they get generally? This motherfucker had a really heavy shell.

>>2163184
if i take that shell off will you die?
>>2162263
anything but singles means you have to name it Queequeg

>>2163481
Yeah, because invertebrates can't be social, right?

>>2163247
I feel like your bad joke is getting a little out of hand.