Give a dog a berry and you feed him for a day. Teach a dog to

If by "a lifetime" you mean however long it takes for him to eat a poison one, yeah.

Build a dog a fire and he'll be warm for the night.
Light a dog on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Give a dog a bone and you feed him for a day. Teach a dog to bone, and you can film it and sell the footage to perverts on the internet.

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GOD DAMNIT DOG STAY AWAY FROM MY STRAWBERRIES THEY AREN'T EVEN RIPE YET

>>2160803
nice dogger

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This ass hole... this asshole not only eats the ripe mulberries and cherries off the trees, he waits until I have a handful and tries to knock them out of my hand to eat them and I know the second I start getting veggies from my garden he's going to be going after them to

>>2161705
Thats not healthy behavior, a dog should not try and snatch things out of your hands.
Could lead to a serious hand bite one day.