ITT: Animals you wish existed. >friendly pet guard spiders

Dog sized domesticated bullfrogs

Giant rideable hornets

Snakes with the personalities and intelligence of dogs

>>2153893
Intelligent humans.

>>2153893
Flying manta rays.

>>2153975
Put your trip back on, bugguy.

>>2153997
Like in 7 Deadly Sins?

>>2154004
In recent years there's been reports of cryptids of "flying rays".
Which I think sounds cool. No him, just contributing.

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Pygmy redtail catfish with a max adult size of 4 inches.

Cats that care

>>2153962
A thousand times this. Although Bullfrogs can be kind of aggressive, so the domesticated thing is important.

>>2153962
>>2154040
that would be a nightmare, are you kidding?
do you know how many cats would disappear? small dogs? toddlers?
Domestication wont kill a bullfrogs impulse to eat, and they'll eat anything they can get into their mouths

>>2154046
>do you know how many cats would disappear? small dogs? toddlers?
I don't see the problem.

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>>2153962
Big Enough? Cane Toads - go to Australia and take as many as you want. Take them all. Please.

>>2154014
Mantine?

>>2154051
aren't we feeling edgy tonight?

I want to ride a rhino beetle. I could use it like a bulldozer and shit.

I want to be in the pouch of a giant friendly kangaroo, too. Thing could bound through the forest with me laughing when it kicks bears in the face.

>>2154120
apparently kangaroo pouches smell like shit

>>2154046
I mean, if they're domesticated, then you could probably teach them not to eat your pets and small relatives.

>>2153973
This a million times

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Plesiosaurs the size of your hand for fish tanks and stuff

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Cockatiel Gryphons

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Any animal you can have a decent conversation with. Mainly parrots, like Alex the African Gray. I'd just like to talk to a species that isn't my own and can actually reason with instead of it just mimicking you.

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>>2154284

>>2153893
I'm going to have to say Dragons. I used to literally strain hard trying to turn into a Dragon when I was a little kid.

Idk if anyone wanted more gryphons but
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/aCQhy

>>2154308
Very amusing anon.

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>>2154289
I'd have one.

>>2154308
Beat me too it.
I'd settle for civilized.

>>2154308
come to europe

>>2154480
>EDUCATED black man

>>2154484
we've got plenty of those in europe.

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>>2153997
>>2154014
>>2154092
I'm not any of those anons, but all my yes to flying manta rays; especially if they are giant. Whenever I hear about them though, I always think of the guys in pic related.

>>2154021
Fuck yes. I need this shit. Also, a giant one would be awesome. (4+ feet long) just chill with it at a local Lake.

>>2153893
Giant rideable ferrets

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>>2153973

Imagine if this qt greeted you when you come home

>>2153893
I want a dragon.

Flying around on a dragon sounds cool as shit. And you could feed it chickens.

I'd settle for a pygmy cow, miniature cow, what have you. I just want to hold one in my lap and take a nap

>>2154288
>>2154527
Even better if it's the size of a parakeet and can be kept like a pet bird.

>>2154489
No we don't

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>>2153893
>Arachnophobia

Bark

>Really big small animals (big ferrets, big geckos)
>Really small big animals (tiny horses, donkies, and actual teacup pigs)
>Any animal that stays in the cute juvenile stage its whole lifespan
>Animals that can hold a conversations somehow
>Rats that live more then 2-3 years
>Pet dolphins
>pet monkeys; as in actually chill ones not hyper-strong neurotic ready to explode any second actual monkeys
>Super chill gorillas that like to cuddle or play with humans
>Domesticated Hyenas
>Domesticated Hippos
>Domesticated wolves & foxes (more so then what we have)
>Cuter/easier to care for Octopus
>Take all the bugs in the world and replace them with ones that are less fucking gross and nasty

>>2153893
Omnivorous dogs the size of horses.

Riding a giant dog would be so fucking cool.

>>2154046
It's pretty much a vore fetishist's dream come true tho

giant friendly bee

>>2153893
> a horse-sized goldfish that breathes air

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>>2154893
We already have domesticated wolves.

>>2153893
Omnivorous pandas and domesticable rideable bears

>>2154277
People already tried that with pitbulls.

>>2154046
Can be marketed to pet enthusiasts and vore fetishists!

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Wizard lizards. Preferably wearing tuxedos and spinning elaborate conspiracy theories about aliens.

Also, aliens.

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Any flying animal that's large enough to ride on

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>>2153893
i just want the dinosaurs back bros
>tfw no T.rex

>>2155084
Thah bird would be super expensive to mantain.

Komodo dragon-sized+ herbivorous lizards. Native to many continents. Basically herds of HUGE lizards nomming on grasses would be the first thing early US settlers would find instead of Indians.

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>>2153893
I just want a velociraptor. Without feathers.

>>2155000
Kek, context for that headline? Provided it's legit

>>2155100
The coolest ones survived, desu fampai.

>>2155127
What makes you think that?

>not just letting it fly around and find food on its own

Flying orcas, so that they could fuck shit up everywhere. Or orca sized hornets.

>>2155150
It's The Onion.

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>>2154285
>own a grey, known him since he was only a couple weeks old, had him for almost 6 years
>look up videos of Alex
>see this https://youtu.be/c4gTR4tkvcM
I wasn't ready for this.

>>2154455
>moooOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

>>2154023
Underrated.

100 duck-sized horses
1 horse-sized duck

>>2153893
>friendly
>implying it wouldnt just bite you in the neck injecting paralyzing venom when you look away to eat more often
nature is an evil motherfucker and if you give it a chance you got to kill it or it kills you.

>>2154288
>>2154527
I'd go for that. Brass dragon would be a great bro.

>>2154494
>demon's souls
>zelda
>mario
What is it with japan and flying mantas?

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>>2153893
Very large caterpillars. They should have a lifespan of a couple of years and always stay a caterpillar.

>>2154086
Nah fuck that

>>2155736
ay girl wana ride my chocobo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBfi8OEz0rA

>>2154046
>Domestication wont kill a bullfrogs impulse to eat
Uh, won't it? I mean I wouldn't describe an adequately domesticated animal as something that will devour pets and babbies. Unless you're saying that it can't be domesticated, but we're already in the realm of fantasy so I don't see why it can't.

>>2153975
they do exist, you just have to get off 4chan.
Also fully domesticated cheetahs.

>>2155000
Wolfdogs too.

>>2155145
What are you, some kinda faggot?

>cute little dog sized raptor that's just as fuzzy and is very sociable
>only downside is that it can climb, is noisy like a cockatoo, but with dog sized vocal cords, and doesn't kill it's prey so plenty of half dead presents

Domesticated turtle that's on par of being a Conure in personality and affection

Intelligent turtles.

I really like the idea of a pet that knows how my grandpa was as a child.

>>2153962
That would be pretty terrifying honestly.

any of my neopets

Cat-sized cicadas

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Chocobos

>>2155736
>>2156278
https://youtu.be/EdWq4ispBMw

Wouldn't mind seeing passenger pigeons.

https://vimeo.com/92192308

Domesticated Terror Birds

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>>2157886
Forgot image

>>2154021
They could probably genetically engineer this

>>2154086
pssst, lick them

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>>2156362
I've read they tasted great. But that vid is deep, those stragglers?

>>2154285
What this anon said. But I wouldn't mind it being a mini dragon like other anons said, like those mini dragons in Harry Potter Goblet of Fire. I don't mind them growing, but after Daenerys' dragons, Smaug, and those Skyrim dragons, I mean, whoa. That would take some adjustment. How would I feed or control such a proud and independent creature? He or she has to be intelligent.
>pic related - perfect size
I'm surprised no one has said Phoenix, Nessi, Gryphon, Unicorn or Narwhale. Are my expectations of /an/ too abstract?

>>2154535
>tiny dragon
>despite it's size, it still has the inherent draconic instinct to hoard wealth
>steals all of your loose change and keeps it in its enclosure to sleep on
10/10, I'll take 3

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>>2158118
Yes.
I want the tiny change dragon.

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>>2155649
Madman

Cthulhu mythos deities sound wicked, Godzilla and the others, King Kong, Yoshi

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Pill bugs the size of small dogs. Here's something I drew in about 10 mintues

>>2158118
Basically a scaly Magpie.

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>>2153893
graboids

without the life cycle shit though, like the albino one

>>2158116
>I've read they tasted great. But that vid is deep, those stragglers?

Supposedly an accurate depiction of their flocks as described by contemporaries.

>>2157887
Nigga that's a chocobo.

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>>2158207
Those already exist.

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>>2158118

found this image

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>>2158445

It's too bad they can't survive without the deep sea pressure because they'd be bar none the neatest thing to have in your aquarium.

>>2153962
That would be an ecological nightmare.

>>2158553
they can live in aquariums, they can survive w/o the pressure, but finding them is the hard part, maybe go on a fishing trip

>>2156353
Can they support weight, how good of a mount would they make for long distances.

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>>2155100
This so much.

>>2155244
Or hornet sized flying orcas.

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Housecat sized chimeras.

>>2158775

Well according to Donkey Kong Country, they can support a gorilla, so you'd probably be fine.

>>2154308
Yeah, and if we also had any intelligent white people they could talk to each other instead of posting racist pics and captions on 4-chan!

Terrestrial octopuses.

>>2155848

You couldn't keep an animal like that alone. Raptors were social animals and they'd need a few playmates.

>>2158118

You wouldn't need a change jar or anything. Although separating your pygmy dragon from its hoard would take some doing.

>>2155785
This guy knows...

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Another Raptor anon here. I just love the idea of something as smart as an African gray that I could have a small pack of three of and train to take out all the pest species like rabbits and deer that keep getting into my garden

>>2160359
That's pretty stupid

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Extant giant Azdarchids. Flying mounts, anyone?

>>2154282
:3

>>2159896
I loved Dragon's Dogma. Best magic in any RPG I've ever played.

doggo sized caterpillar

>>2154117
OH HELL YES

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>>2153893
Do pokemon count?

>>2161729
OH HELL YES [2]

>>2161802
Future is wild nice

>>2156103
Are we in 2005?

>>2153893
small elephants you can keep indoors

like the south park episode

Honestly, if you can domesticate ANY animal to be as cute, appealing, and well behaved as dogs and cats, I'd be down for it. Birds, reptiles, arthropods, anything as long as you can feel secure being around it all the time.

>>2154311
>>2154468
>>2154480
Really was that worth a ban?

>>2160326
Oh, wow. Humans are animals, if you dont like it cry to your school counselor. Its called a joke. If you can make fun of white people and fat people, cancer, aids, rape, womems rights and all this other shit. But oh no, when it comes to culture its off limits.

>>2154527
Fire Lizards from the Pern books would be fun. Cat sized dragon that will sit on your shoulder sounds perfect

>>2154893
I'd give anything for rats that lived 10+ years

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Great White Sky shark keyed to obey only my commands

>as its fins come in contact with more surfaces it hardens the edge eventually granting a cutting edge along its fins and tail
>hand feeding deepens the bond between us
>can detect magnetic waves which translates into a homing sense for radio waves. can essentially snoop out people trying to remain anonymous via technology
>can mount a saddle on the back and a undercarriage for when you want to snipe someone from the sky
>eats anything

>>2153893
gf

1 inch tall humans with lifespans of a a few months, if that

I'd make a sweet terrarium for them. Give them all sorts of tiny resources, plants, toothpick spears. Maybe put a barrier in the middle, raise two tribes, have them fight with tiny weapons.

>>2154086
Do you ever whack them with golf clubs?

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domesticated mini owlbears.

>>2162190
this

>>2162190
Fucking this

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>>2162190
Settlers of Catan would sure as fuck become a lot more interesting.

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>tfw no qt snek dragon companion to go on adventures with

>>2162231
Isn't the point of owlbears to be ultraviolent all the time? Like 20 hippos in a single body? How would you 'domesticate' them? Like pitbulls?
>Oh, it only rips off faces of people I don't know and only half of the time in that!

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Cat sized lap-bears. You could feed them little cans of salmon.

>>2153893
Small aquarium hammer sharks

Small carnivore dinosaurs and larger herbivore dinosaurs,
velociraptors would replace chickens

>>2162498
>cat sized
you're not even trying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWdNZBV7pT8

>>2162859
bear sized housecats then, jesus fuck anon work with me here

>>2162859
>eats cake
Can't be good for it.

>>2162859
this cant have ended well

>>2158118
This
But also I'd love a domesticated leopard

>>2162190

I thought I was the only one who dreamt of this!

>>2160397
Moebius pls go.

Parasitic Canadian geese that paralyze a sleeping human host and lay their eggs inside it which hatch several weeks later bursting out through the abdomen.

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>>2161794
>not regularly taking your space dragon for walks into space
What are with these people thinking a 50 square foot backyard is enough?

Also, any miniature monster from monster hunter

>>2155766
you gotta understand how a frog eats though. Dogs and cats decide to eat things based on smell and taste, while frogs decide to try to eat something just because it's moving.

Flying zeppelin like whales.

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these fucking things, only 300 meters long, enormous, and trainable/ used as mounts

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>>2153971
NOOOOOO

>>2161729
AAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK HOLY GID DAMN CUNT THAT IS THE SCARIEST FUCKING BEE. I FUCKING HATE BEES + WASPS AND IM TERRIFIED IF THE M THANKS FOR THE BIGHTMARE FUEL

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Colossus that are for riding and not killing

>>2154526
L-lewd

>>2155736
Those used to be real, look up Terror Birds, also they ate damn near every kind of mammal, luckily mammals out bred them and ate all their eggs.

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>>2163529

no thanks

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>>2155734
How big a caterpillar are we talking here?

>>2163831
I'm sorry to hear about your clitoris.

>>2153893
dogbird

>>2163826
YEEEEEESSSSSS
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JDSf3Kshq1M

>>2154282
>>2154535
>>2158118
>>2162190
All this
1 enclosure

>>2153893
https://youtu.be/vWgWkcEjN50

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Giant ridable beetles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyuAt-_Nj_o\

Bird Sized Moths, like not including wingspan. I fucking hate birds but moths are cool as fuck.

Kowakian monkey-lizards

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Beluga whales the size of Blue whales.

Cat sized elephants.

Giant moa birds (again).

Haast's Eagle (again).

>>2154086
>please
my sides

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Domesticated friendly but horny amphibian octopus

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>>2162123
Yeah cus this thread is full of jokes on white people and women.

The ban was deserved,those posts just shit up the thread. Keep that shit in /pol/

Coming back to the thread. I'd love a horse sized dog that I can ride around

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Intelligent deathclaws

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>>2163582
this

where is my pet peco

>>2155736
>head in mouth
I would be terrified

>>2161802
Incredibly intelligent, terrestrial cephalopods sound amazing to domesticate.
You'd basically have a primate/crow level stimulation in care but a squid instead

You know, until it figures out it can play you like a damn fiddle and probably overtake your house

>>2163973
Not too large. Ferret sized, maybe?
You should be able to sit with it.

>>2154286
>>2154284
No fucking thank you. If you ever thought that having a neighbour with a dog that barked all the time was bad, imagine how much sleep you'd get with these things next to your house.

>>2164049
way to stress the poor thing out :(

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Anything and everything drawn by Wayne Barlowe.

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Midget-like canines.

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Permanently small Tigrexes

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>>2153893
Actual furries.

Aquarium sized sharks would be so gr8 m8

>>2165289
>zootopia

NO ANON YOU CANNOT FUCK THE RABBIT

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Xenomorphs. Why? Because fuck you that's why.

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>>2165535
But what if the rabbit is asking for it?

>>2165620
>has fur
>still uses sunscreen

I know furries are retarded but this is too much

>>2165653
yo

dick sunburn

>>2165653
He stole it from the skinmonkeys to use as lube.

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20cm sized fairy girls? Would love licking their body, and try to fuck them without killing her.
Also sirens.

>>2165849
jesusfuckingchrist

>>2165620
why are all the furry shit male?, oh right they are all faggots.

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>>2154893
>Really small big animals (tiny horses, donkies, and actual teacup pigs)
>tiny horses
>Any animal that stays in the cute juvenile stage its whole lifespan
>Animals that can hold a conversations somehow

>>2165961
Fluffy Ponies, is that what that guys wants?
Also.
Human sized Moths.

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>>2164499

Including some of the Kaiju from Pacific Rim?

>>2165849
C-can I try swallowing one whole?

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>>2165968
>Human sized Moths

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>>2153893
A tamed T-Rex like pic related but with a little less feathers and it made chirping noise like common birds.

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>>2165849
I'd want small, aquarium sized mermaids, maybe growing as big as a medium/large cichlid.
I-I'd want to feed them small feeder fish and watch them eat it.

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>>2166476
there's something special about mermaids.

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>>2166026
>Human sized
Not big enough.

>>2166668
PETS ARE NOT FOR FUCKING

>>2166721
do monster girls count as pets or housemates?

>>2166725
Both, they're exempt from the no-fucking rule

>>2166728
>this is what cishets actually believe

>>2166733
Stop pissing on my parade dude

>>2166733
Stop making up words

>>2166738
That's true, that word really has no context rn

horse sized dogs that you can ride

>>2166476
>>2166503
would hotglue just to see their reactions/10

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>>2163822
the spice must flow

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>>2166895
yesh

>>2153962
Beelzebufo.

Some of these ideas are very questionable. Like mortal-endangerment questionable. I've seen the sci-fi movies.

>>2163826
>>2163831
May I redirect you to Tumblr?

>>2154117

And make it have a life span of 20 years.

>>2156268

Enjoy your REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>2161729

It's hip to hug bees

>>2161729
Cue factory farming to sell the males as pets and use the females exclusively for hobey production until they're too old and get turned into feed.

Cocker spaniel sized lions..

>>2158445
Christ that brings back memories

>At zoo, maybe 5 years old
>See horseshoe crab in petting tank, think it looks awesome
>Zoo guy hears me and asks if I want to pet it
>Say yes
>Guy picks it up
>I see underside of it
>Freak the fuck out and run to mom
>mfw the whole thing was captured by my dad's camcorder and you can see the terror on my face as it happens
Fucking demon monsters

>>2162190
>Can run the equivalent of centuries in social research in the span of years
This is my fetish and I want it now

>>2162190
Sounds like the "semen" episode of South Park.

>>2167249
That was a plot in an episode of Stargate. Nanobots in the food made people live 100 days or some shit.

>>2166895
betlejuice, go fuck yourself.

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Primeval sized gorgonopsids with intelligence between dog and primate. Hopefully make a successful mount.

>>2162190

>and then poop in the terrarium

>>2155205
>it brings you back "gifts" just like pet cats do
>one day it brings home a dead person

>>2158118
So basically you want a pet crow that has scales instead of feathers?

>>2167380
Aren't the closest living relatives of those animals sheep?

>>2168482
Yes. That can also breathe tiny amounts of fire and sits on your shoulder.

>>2158116
narwhals are real tho..

>>2155084
>using fucking anakin skywalker's face in your shitty digital collage

>>2160349
>Raptors were social animals
Entirely speculative ad not very likely.

>>2160359
>obviously referenced from jurassic park screen shots
>still gets the feet wrong every time
>last shot referenced from a fucking cat
Artist should be shot.

>>2167243

>mentions recording in family possesion

>hahaha lol guys it was so funny you should see it

>does not post

GET THE FUCK OFF THE INTERNET REEEE

>>2164030
Capibara feet are actually really creepy

>>2168488
No you search-impaired cunt, the closest relative of gorgonopsids are the whole of mammalia. What you're thinking of are the various carnivorous artiodactyls that the retarded anti-intellectual american media keeps labelling as "carnivorous sheep" or "terror pig", whereas their closest relatives would be hippos and cetaceans.

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>>2162226
not that guy but i have actually done this visiting my uncle in queensland. 10/10 would putt again

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>>2154535
>>2158118
Sulawesi has all the best animals.

>>2153893
Coala: body of a Koala bear with the head of a cat.

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I want the giant Sloths back.

>>2158445
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

>>2169029
I had these fucking cards

Dog sized bats.

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>>2169209
YES
Bat-sized bats that are domesticated would also be acceptable

>>2166036
Why less feathers? Think about how soft it would be that all looks like down.

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>>2169029
I want to believe in the gorp

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I'll take this

>>2169795
Oryx dude.

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>>2169795
Red elk already exist.

>>2169795
Princess mononoke? My friend of darker complexion.

I'm gonna say it. Pet monstergirls in general. Both human sized and hand sized.

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Rideable millipedes

>cute, juvinille looking dog
>lovable nature of dog
>lower personal needs that are more like a cat

Any animal I can have sex with and still have it be socially acceptable.

>>2154023
Some cats do care, I had multiple cats that curl up next to me when I was sick, or worry when I am gone.

Thinking cats are emotionless is ignorant.

>>2155084
why is anakin wielding two katana?

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>>2153893
Get on my level plebs

A tiny Xenomorph