/brch/ Neat Crabs General (not really)

>Keeping crabs

>>2151324
This is why /cats&dogs/ should exist, so you faggots can stop complaining about not everyone thinking the only pets should be cats and dogs like the autists on 9gag.
Literally fucking die.

>>2151320
>organic robots
>pets
kekkity kek
What's next, pet rocks?

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i'm a cute crab and i approve of this thread

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so are you guys queer for crabs or somethin?

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Who do you think would be a crab masterrace then?

>>2151733

The shitposter calls crabs "organic robots"
Fucking Kek.

>>2151764

This isn't a crab you donut.
I said no paguroidea.

>tfw you're an organic robot

>>2151330
>>2151767
Someone's a little crabby today.

>>2151769
I did state no paguroidea tho.

>>2151769
i don't get it

i had a pair of fiddlers until the idiots decided to scramble out of my tank for the first time in two years and get eaten by my venus fly traps

How do their mouths work?

>>2152599

Pretty sure if an animal manages to escape from their enclosure it doesn't really make them an idiot. That means it's your fault for not providing them with a proper enclosure.

>>2151740
Fun fact:
Ghost crabs are the fastest species of crab.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFtWDzXlGyQ

>>2152797
it was heavily planted and i didn't have a top for the two years i had them, they just randomly decided to run away