If you could combine any two lifeforms and create a relatively healthy hybrid, which ones would you combine? What features would you keep from each parent? Why did you make this thing?
that game was the SHIT
mosquito elephant
>>2150745
Not OP but I'm deffo gonna dig my old copy out now
Cat + Bird
pic not very related
>>2150741
Saltwater crocodile and gorilla.
>>2150769
My eyes widened exponentially.
Turtle/rat. Keep rat appearance, rat speef, rat energy, add turtle metabolism so I don't have to clean up piss but once a month. Plus the thing lives far longer. smart.jpg
Ant/wasp and whale
>>2150741
I would create a hybrid between a harpy eagle and taipan. It would keep the over all body structure and behavior of the bird, but would have the mouth, fangs, and venom of the snake. I would name it Basilisk.
I would also combine a llama and a narwhal. I would name it Unicorn.
Then I would combine a bat and a komodo dragon. I would name it Smaug.
mountain gorilla and lowland gorilla
make the perfect gorilla
Dog and horse. I would keep almost everything from the dog (looks, bravery, trainability, friendliness). From the horse I would get an added bonus of intelligence, strength, and obviously size.
Then, at long last, we could ride the hounds of hell into battle.
>>2150741
Brundlefly
Guinea worm + human hybrid.
>>2150862
Horses are as dumb as rocks btw
Army ants and locusts
>>2150849
The eagle would be almost incapable of eating, or would just be limited to small prey.
>>2150741
a tardigrade and a bear
jumping spider and an owl
>>2150793
kek
do you really think turtles/tortoises shit that seldom?
a few might be able to do it, but usually, they shit a lot, but not as often as rats of course
I would combine my mom and my dad together and make a real family
>>2150793
Ultimate pet
Raccoon and cat. It'd be an ultra-adorable little hellspawn that destroys everything. It'd come in cat coat patterns with the raccoon mask, have a mixture between the cat and raccoon bodies, retractable claws, and a big fluffy tail.
I'd have one and complain about it, but be too enamored to get rid of it.
manwhale
>>2150780
Ugh I HATE cat birds. There's a shit ton of them where I live, and it's call makes me want kill myself
>>2150793
>add turtle metabolism so I don't have to clean up piss but once a month
Yeah, it taking huge shits daily and dumping a gallon of piss on you every time you picked it up would be way better
Tardigrade and gorilla. I'd have and invincible mount that can throw things.
>>2151204
Creatures of the sea make me shit my pants.
I can't even play subnautica.
A hippo and a rhino. It would probably be unbeatable.
>>2151204
Weren't these things in Order of Ecclesia?
>>2150780
So a griffin?
Wolf and human. Tfw no werewolf gf.
An armadillo and a crocodile. I would call it Armadillosuchus.
Mantis shrimp and an eagle of some type.
>>2150741
snake/bat/scorpion
Snake: skin and eye texture and teeth/fangs
Bat: body, feet and headshape, sonar and wings
Scorpion: claws and tail
>>2151966
Oh, thats a great idea!!
I want my creature to be a split between mike tyson and a peacock mantis shrimp.
Its gonna be an armored mike tyson with super hard gloves that are attached to his arms, also he must have a lisp.
Crow & tiger
>>2150741
Tyrannosaurus and Orca
>>2150922
No, you fucking idiot. It's venomous, all it has to do is bite an animal, then fly off and wait safely in the trees for it to die. THEN it eats.
dog and bear
loyal and friendship of dog. size and steadfast of bear.
many different race of dog. many different race of bear.
pyr and polar
leonberger and grizzly
of course this comes with shit breeding too. pug and panda for shit animal. against god. against everything. destroy those who would breed pug bears
A bat/scorpion!... no wait, a horse/centipede!... no wait, an orca/elephant!... uh, how about a tiger/baboon?
>>2152595
>tiger/baboon
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY?!!!
Elephants and Octopus. I wonder how intelligent they might turn out.
>>2152252
This is actually terrifying.
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>>2151926
Oh. Yeah, I guess that's what it would be
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>>2150859
Underrated post
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>>2151204
But anon, those already dwell Tumbrl.
>>2152604
To shred some Preds.
>>2150741
Spider Human.
Obvious reasons.
>>2150741
Human x most animals.
Mainly because I'd like a monster girl waifu.
But in all seriousness, a dog and horse hybrid would be awesome. If I could put a border collies intelligence and loyalty into a horse, I'd have the perfect animal.
Plus I think it'd be fun tobplay fetch with an animal as big as a horse.
>>2151091
I DIDN'T COME HERE FOR FEELS FAGGOT
FUCK
>>2153320
Lassie is just a tv show, if you combined a collie with a horse it'd eat you.
Human and bird.
Wings, hands. Very light frame. Can't fly but can glide or ride high wind like a kite/parasail. Okay with either angel type wings or wing-arms with hands.
Seasonal breeding. Human genitals. No mammaries. Egg laying. Single year maturity. Human heads.
Magnetic field sense. (Whether or not birds have it, some people actually have a weak version of this, I do)
>>2150862
Gigantic knot too.
Only one true answer
>>2153456
Never forget cancer anon
Bees + Ants
>>2153497
they're called wasps
me + romantic partner,
great in a fantasy setting, not sure of the scientific viability though.
>>2153456
Agreed.
Owl and a cat, would be litter trainable, no pellets, and friendly. Would remove that cat trait that makes them act like stuck up jerks
>>2153568
>no pellets
Better than fur balls
a nile crocodile and a human
best stoic boyfriend
>>2150892
underrated post
>>2153568
Hello /tg/
>>2150741
hobo + a dog
cool bro who will never give you up and can play video games with you, go for a run and howl at the moon together while we are getting drunk and wil never leave you cuz hobo + dogo, both love free food and shelter
the possibilities are endless
i wish my dogos played games with me ;..;
>>2150741
>tfw you're a scorpio and your chinese zodiac is a tiger
Weird as fuck combo there though
>>2153786
/tg/ would try to fuse owls and bears to make owlbears.
Or this.
>>2153503
No, wasps are bumblebees taken in and reared by Satan.
>>2153590
I've owned about 5 cats in my live and none of them have ever had a hair ball. Is this some stupid stereotype that still exists or do people not know how to care for cats?
>>2153039
This is the one true answer
Otherwise Bearded Dragon + Parrot
man and pistol shrimp
>>2153039
HOW DARE YOU BLASPHEME AGAINST THE GREAT AND POWERFUL LOLTH!
THE SOULS OF YOU FILTHY SURFACE DWELLING MORTAL CREATURES SHALL ALL SUFFER A THOUSAND YEARS OF TORMENT FOR THIS INSULT!!!
>>2153947
Only cats with super long fur and are constantly fucking filthy because their humans never bathe them get hairballs.
A cats toungue is very rough, almost like sandpaper. So if the fur is long enough then ordinary grooming causes them to swallow the fur. And the unusually long strands aren't passed safely through the digestive tract. They get tangled up in the stomach and the cat barfs it up.
Or, if the cat gets into something nasty that causes it to excessively groom itself, then the length of fur doesn't matter, once enough individual hairs are swallowed the cat barfs it all back up.
TL;DR people who are half decent owners never have to deal with hairballs.
Man bear pig yo
>>2150859
Ultimate gorrila
Stag beetle and betsy beetle. Stag beetles are massive and impressive to look at, betsy beetles live longer and can raise their own larvae.
Gooey duck and a giant octopus. I'd call it a 'goopus.'
Shelled, tentacled, weighs a ton. Ultimate underwater predator. Also it changes colors.
>>2154891
No.
Rhino + Bull
>>2154671
is that a praying mantis that looks like a wasp?
robot and dinosaur. Duh
>>2155131
Yep.
To be honest, when I posted that, I wasn't sure if it was real.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantispidae
Falcon plus raven for most based bird.