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Mercy on lesser critters 2016-06-13 17:09:22 Post No. 2144652
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Mercy on lesser critters 2016-06-13 17:09:22 Post No. 2144652
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Picture me in my parents' house at age 15
>I discover thousands of little mouse turds in the kitchen
>Feel disgusted and decide to set up mouse traps in tight spaces
>Catch three mice in one day
>Their eyes bulge out of their sockets as their necks break under the hammer of the trap
>I think one of them was still twitching
>Spend the rest of my evening playing video games and pretending to do homework
>Decide to go to the kitchen to get a drink
>I see my dog in the hall
>She is pressing her nose against the floor
>Tell her to move
>I see something on the floor
>It's too dark
>I get a flashlight
>I see a shivering baby mouse
>It can barely move and its eyes were still shut
>I must have killed its mother
>First instinct was to leave it outside, exposed to the elements, hoping that the stray cat would put it out of its misery
>Mother stops me
>Convinces me to care for it
>I put the mouse in a box with some shredded tissues and some corn flakes
>Baby mouse starts to move towards the pile
>It stops shivering
>Mom promises to take the mouse to the local animal shelter tomorrow while I'm at school
>Go to sleep
>Wake up and go to school
>Come home from school
>Find the box the mouse lived in. It's empty
>Mom tells me the mouse is in the shelter
>Decide to go to the shelter
>I ask one of the workers about the mouse
>They say no one has brought in a mouse in weeks
I never asked my mother about the mouse because I realized what happened.
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>>2144652
shoulda stomped on the rat phaggot yourself
it was going to die in 99% of all situations it could have been in
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>>2144652
>Have an edgy faggot friend
>Loves himself thinks he's a tough guy
>Despite never fighting
>Constantly trying to impress people
>Buys a tarantula
>Cool I guess
>He feeds it little crickets and bugs
>Go down to his house one day
>He knows I'm calling down
>He's got a little albino mouse
>White skin red eyes
>Laughs at he throws it into the tarantula cage
>Mouse is fucking terrified
>I push him away and take the mouse out
>Tell him I'll knock him out if he ever pulls any shit like that in front of me again
>Leave with my new mouse-bro
He lived just over a year. Got him a nice big cage with activities and such. I don't tend to like rodents but I don't like seeing animals suffer. Feel free to insult
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>>2145551
U r a fagg
Srsly tho, you're friend should've riddled you with holes for property theft.
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>>2145563
Kek. Read the story. I would take his gun and beat him to death with it
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>>2145632
Aww the babbie is crying...poor little boy ;_;
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>>2145551
>taking food from a pet simply because you favorited one prey item over another
youre a shit anon
>friend has tarantula
>feeds it dumb mice and shit
>go down to his place one day
>hes got a cricket
>fat legs wonky antennae
>laughs as he throws it into the cage
>cricket is terrified
>i push him away and take the cricket out
>tell him ill hurt his fee-fees if he ever pulls shit like that again infront of me
>leave house with new cricket bro
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>>2145701
Aww he's crying ;_;
Sorry your shitty little spider couldn't hunt properly. Be glad I didn't rip its fucking legs off one by one
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>>2145701
To be honest mate if you liked crickets that's a good story. Guess you're just butthurt people don't like tarantulas
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>>2145551
(You)
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>>2145701
>life matters less if it's food
I guess Ed Gein was right all along
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>half dead possum crawls under our porch
>mom tells me to shoot it with air rifle to put it out of its misery
>never killed anything
>know nothing about hunting
>figure a headshot would kill it
> hit it
> it doesn't die
> hit it again
>no dice
>third time
>finally stops moving
The worst part was that it was so quiet. I imagined it would scream or something but it just quietly died.
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>>2145551
Honestly, I agree with your actions, only because that faggot edgelord laughed.
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>>2145734
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>mice shit in kitchen
>set up cage traps, little system where life closes if something shifts weight inside
>capture mouse
>take mouse to a park a ways away from house, ain't my problem anymore
>release mouse
>raven swoops in
>mouse zig-zags, running for cover
>mouse shrieks as it is carried away
I felt kind of bad and had the mouse's cry running through my head for awhile. Better a bird eats it than I kill it and put it in the garbage, I guess.
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>>2146037
>killing anything larger than a rat with a BB
Should've stoned it to dead instead.
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>at work
>coworker has enormous snake
>coworker says, "want a rabbit? I'm literally going to kill it if you don't take it"
>apparently snake wouldn't eat this rabbit, and rabbit is super friendly and outgoing
>rabbit was in snake tank for 5 days, and greeted family members that walked by the tank
That's the story of how I got my rabbit. He's super chill, loves people and other animals.
I also tried to take some feeder mice from another coworker (everyone in that office kept snakes) that she offered because they were pretty and friendly, but I was still living at home and my mother is afraid of mice and rats.
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My dad found out a mouse was living in his kitchen. he put up traps and tried to lure it out, but not he's just given up and treats it like a pet or something. He's given it a name and leaves food for it.
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>2145551
>Have an edgy faggot friend
>Loves himself thinks he's a tough guy
>Despite never fighting
>Constantly trying to impress people
>Buys a tarantula
>Cool I guess
>He feeds it little crickets and bugs
>Go down to his house one day
>He knows I'm calling down
>He's got a little hamburger
>White buns red tomatoes
>Laughs at he throws it into his mouth
>Think back to the cow being slaughtered
>Cow is fucking terrified
>I push him away and take the hamburger out
>Tell him I'll knock him out if he ever pulls any shit like that in front of me again
>Leave with my new burger-bro
>He lived just over a month. Got him a nice big cage with condiments and such. I don't tend to like burgers but I don't like seeing food suffer. Feel free to insult
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