Dogs for Germaphobes

get some rats

>small (so they take small shits and don't piss as much)
rats are pretty small
>short haired
sure
>non-droolers
you should be worried if they're seen droolign at all
>less likely to explore everything and fuck up my house's decor
lives in a cage (unless you let it escape and it's lost)
>smart
smarter than any dog

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I have a Boston and at one time had a house with 13 Bostons. They are absolutely amazing dogs but they do sneeze and can get boogies on stuff and their farts are fucking horrendous. Besides that, I think they are incredibly clean dogs though they do slightly shed.

Doberman.

>>2133878
I like you

Also consider schnauzers

Italian greyhounds might be an option, though regular greyhounds are cheaper and easier to find if you're not absolutely set on a small dog and they tend to be clean, quiet and rather catlike when at home (also, keep in mind that small dogs can need to piss more often due to their tiny bladders). Also, if you're OK with grooming, small poodles don't shed hair around the house and they're smart little dogs.

any dogs that dont poop I dont like poop

Not gonna happen.

Every dog sheds. Some less than others, but all dogs shed. Some don't drool, but if you give it a chewing treat it will slobber all over the place. Dogs are curious and kind of dumb and will knock shit off tables and mess up your decor just being dogs. Smaller dogs have smaller bladders and some cannot hold it as long as larger dogs, so a smaller dog might need to piss more.

If you are a neat freak germaphobe, you either have to change or not own dogs, or any animal in fact.

>>2133878
They're not small like OP wanted, but yeah, Dobermans are pretty damn good velcro dogs.

smaller dog=smaller bladder

smaller bladder means they pee more? wouldnt they also drink less volume of water per day on account of their size?