Dauschunds are literally the greatest breed of dog alive.

No theyre annoying little shits.

Source: I own one.

It's all about how you train them. My dauschunds are sweeties.

>>2127792

They dont run around your living room baying?

>>2127790
For sure one of the ugliest

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>>2127797 # of course they do. They are full of energy. Dauschunds aren't boring dogs. They run and play and bark, but are extremely obedient, loyal, goofy dogs.

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>>2127811

I cant disagree with you there.

We tried ours off leash for the first time and she stayed with our group.

>>2127790
>>2127811
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best dachshund reporting in.

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>>2127791
They were bred to be annoying little shits, they were designed to hunt badgers. I'd give a gang of some of the best bred aggressive lines good odds against a Honey Badger.
http://www.fieldworthy.com/blog/winter-badger-hunting-in-finland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp2wRLDDQVo

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Rare dachshund reporting in. Chocolate piebald is what this breed is called.

why would you want a sausage-doberman? they're way too annoying.

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Gotta give it to Labrador Retrievers, sorry OP

Honorable mentions: Border Collies, Golden Retrievers, German Shepherds, Standard Poodles

Funny personalities. Or peculiar is maybe the better word. My sister in-law had one and it had an unusual way of playing fetch. It brings ball to you, you throw, it runs to get it, picks it up, runs in another direction, drops it, runs away from it, then runs back, picks it up and drops it somewhere else, runs away, then back, then after maybe five minutes it would bring it to you to be thrown again.

I like having a dog that will bark to high heavens if she senses danger. She doesnt trust anyone but the family and she isn't a high maintainance dog. She eats very little so we can feed her the best dogfood on the market without hurting our wallet too bad.

>>2127915
>Rare
More like you got a puppy from a BYB who upcharged you for a non-standard color

Standard color wouldve been more ideal, but do you really wanna fit into the norm?

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Bambi

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one of the stupidest (in a amazing way) dogs ive ever owned, and i love him so much for being such a energetic dumb dog
>tfw watching his fatass run full speed around the house several times
greatest thing ever

>>2127790

My mom used to own a daschund, or a daschund mutt. It was a sweet, intelligent thing.

>>2127946
So long as he's not a double dapple with severe defects I don't mind.

A vizsla from a reputable breeder would have cost me $1800, this guy was entirely in my budget.

>>2127915

With the feathering on the ears that has got spaniel in it.

Those fuckers look you in the eye expecting you to do what they want and expecting you to know what they want from the look in their eyes.
I'm not a dog mentalist, what the fuck dog just day something!

They are more expressive than the other breeds in my experience; coming to your feet for torax petting, staring at you, moving their heads and some even make movements with their mouths trying to tell you god know what.

>>2128008

>yes, I think I might be interested in that vacuum cleaner

>>2128640
Get one

>>2128647
what would a dog do with a vacuum cleaner? tell him off.

>>2128270
>They are more expressive than the other breeds in my experience; coming to your feet for torax petting, staring at you, moving their heads and some even make movements with their mouths trying to tell you god know what.


I experienced this with my Podenco dog.
She was the most expressive dog I've ever came across, also totally spoiled me; I don't want any other kind of dog, only a Podenco again.

>ugly
>annoying
>bitey

No, thanks. They're turds with teeth and stubby legs.

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My dachshund. It's not one of those sausage looking ones.

>>2128658

Thats close to what they actually used to look like.

>>2127790
I saw one get smacked by a car going like 50 mph the other week. They kept on rolling.

I felt kind of bad when I went over to check on it and pull it's struggling body from the road, then I realized it was a dauschund and my mind was put at ease.

:^) sweet dreams, pupper.

>>2128658
he knows.

My gf has a dachshund and it is by far the worst dog I've ever had the chance to live with. My german shephard and akita are 100x better than her little piss ant and my rottweiler mutt I found in a ditch that was flooding is to

>>2128668
Kill yourself pls.

>>2128695
That's a very rude thing to say. :0

I though /an/ was supposed to be filled with ladies and such.

>>2127790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EadYOb-JO-E&app=desktop

>>2128700
and I thought children were supposed to stay on /b/

>>2129372
>Implying I did anything wrong by pulling a dying dog out of the road
It's not my fault it ran onto a highway and got hit by a car.