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>>2126609

i'm not wrestling any gators. not even dwarf caimans.

newly hatched caiman, and not wrestle, but boop its snoot.

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>>2126609

>>2126609

Im 6'4" and 250lbs and played Ice Hockey for my country. Are we talking dry land or in the water?

I've taken down a 10 foot Nile crocodile all by myself. I ain't letting them take over Florida. I'm killing everyone I see and eat some of it.

>>2126645
He's a big guy.

>>2126645
that's not a gator

>>2126650

4u.

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I'd wrestle this croc EZ.

Any size. But only once.

>>2126645

Crikey! That's a crocky.

Not a gator.

>>2126645
Crocs are like a nigger equivalent of gators, large and violent.

>>2126650
>>2126741
Yes we know. Anything else you learned in elementary school today?

>cros
>gators

Crocs are the equivalent to Somalians to Alligators are Ethiopians.

Meaner, more aggressive, bigger, more niggardly.

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>>2126609

I;ve wrestled one that was somewhere between 5-6 feet that wanted my dog. Not sure exact measurement since we used my size 12 shoe to measure. I'm from louisiana though so I get a +5 to gator wrasslin

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if its bigger than 4 feet fuck that

>>2126648
For you

>>2126641
You'd still get raped

>>2126910
They don't teach you how to tell gators and crocs apart in elementary school.

>>2127853
No dick jokes pls

>>2126641
You dont have the slightest chance

>>2126609
An alligator the length of my arm, and even then, I'd probably get Bitten up.

>>2126609
I've never wrangled one alone longer than me (6'3"), I believe I could, I've handled enough of them, but that's just a gamble I haven't had the desire or necessity to take

>>2126641
>Im 6'4" and 250lbs

That's not very heavy for 6'4...I nearly weigh that and I'm 5'10 and slightly muscular

>>2126609
is the alligator dead or alive?
I could wrestle a pretty big dead gator.

Why are Alligators so chill compared to Crocs?

>>2130690
momma says it's because they gots all those teef and no toofbrush.

but really it's the size of their medulla oblongata.

>>2126609

I'd have to get back to you on that. I've never wrestled an alligator so I'd have to work my way up starting with hatchlings.

>>2126645
I'm 6'2 250 and I wouldn't wrestle that

>>2129920
>I nearly weigh that and I'm 5'10 and slightly muscular

and fat