How the fuck can I get rid of crows? They are constantly shitting

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Anonymous
2016-05-18 16:02:38 Post No. 2124881
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Anonymous 2016-05-18 16:02:38 Post No. 2124881 [Report]

How the fuck can I get rid of crows?

They are constantly shitting on my car non stop. It doesnt even make sense to clean it any more with how much they are shitting.

I'm desperately trying to find pic related, but everyone acts like all other strategies dont work.

Anonymous 2016-05-18 16:05:25 Post No.2124885
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Anonymous 2016-05-18 16:27:05 Post No.2124915
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Anonymous 2016-05-18 16:27:05 Post No.2124915 [Report]

>>2124885

i live in the suburbs, i dont really have space for one

Anonymous 2016-05-18 16:45:14 Post No.2124926
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Anonymous 2016-05-18 16:45:14 Post No.2124926 [Report]

>>2124915
make space

Anonymous 2016-05-18 17:44:20 Post No.2124953
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>>2124881

Anonymous 2016-05-18 18:00:06 Post No.2124956
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Anonymous 2016-05-18 18:00:06 Post No.2124956 [Report]

>>2124881
Have you bribed them with food and shiny things yet?

Anonymous 2016-05-18 18:07:05 Post No.2124959
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Anonymous 2016-05-18 18:07:05 Post No.2124959 [Report]

Smiple feed them food that's poisoned & watch them all die ^.^

Anonymous 2016-05-19 00:55:45 Post No.2125174
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 00:55:45 Post No.2125174 [Report]

shoot one and they'll probably get the idea

Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:53:55 Post No.2125392
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:53:55 Post No.2125392 [Report]

>>2125174
Kek

Anonymous 2016-05-19 06:16:41 Post No.2125404
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 06:34:34 Post No.2125412
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 06:34:34 Post No.2125412 [Report]

>>2125174
this, not even trolling

they're smart enough to get the message, a bb gun will do

Anonymous 2016-05-19 07:08:59 Post No.2125434
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 07:08:59 Post No.2125434 [Report]

if you get one of those really high powered green lasers and wave it around they'll leave.

Anonymous 2016-05-19 08:53:47 Post No.2125470
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 08:53:47 Post No.2125470 [Report]

OP why would you not befriend them for sweet sweet Crow gifts?

Anonymous 2016-05-19 11:27:30 Post No.2125493
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 11:27:30 Post No.2125493 [Report]

>>2124881
Feed them
Im dead serious, smart birds don't shit where they eat

Anonymous 2016-05-19 11:49:18 Post No.2125499
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Apparently you have just as much chance of scaring them away for good with these as you do for calling them in. Read some of the reviews on Amazon. I was thinking about getting one to get their attention until I read about those instances.

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