>He doesn't sing stupid, made up songs to his dog and/or cat

>he doesn't verbally abuse his pets in a happy tone

>I sing the "Squidgy Baby" song to my dogs as I cuddle them

>I'm a thirty-one year old male farmer

>>2115310
this

Tfw "creep" by stp is stuck in your head so you put your dog's names into the lyrics and sing it to them

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>listenning to iron maiden with cat on lap
>that amazing riff on Children of the Damned comes
>use cat as guitar during the whole thing
>he just purrs

>>2115310
So much this

>>2115350
I sing the tune of the song with nothing but my pets names. Usually Yellow Submarine.

>>2115310
I don't use a happy tone per se, but I don't shout either. I calmly make up increasingly ludicrous insults. I called my cat a "godforsaken cum-drinking dick slut" once.

oh, thank god, I thought I was the only one

>who's afraid of the bigby wolf
>the bigby wolf
>the bigby wolf
>who's afraid of the bigby wolf
>oodle oodle oodle

>>2115362
damn now i have to listen to that song, good taste anon

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>>2115350
Oh man, I used to do this with my cat, Schmeow. "Hey Jude" became "Hey Schmeow", and pretty much anything else had a "Schmeow" version.

I still miss that cat. It's been three damn years since he passed away, and I still tear up every now and then.

>>2115752
It took me several minutes to figure out where that cat's head was.

I ALWAYS sing YMCA by the village people to my cats, especially if they're mad about something. They absolutely hate it but I don't give a shit.

>>2115828
Yeah. For the first 2-3 years of his life, he liked sleeping like that. Can't imagine it was all that comfortable, but he'd do it every time.

He was a sweet cat. A bit stuck-up, but sweet.

>>2115715
Tfw nobody to treat me like a pet and call me a god-forsaken cum-drinking dick slut

>>2115719
Haha, so did I.

>itty bitty grey kitty
>so fluffy and soft
> grey kitty grey kitty grey kitty