Seal Thread

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https://youtu.be/vJt0h-etq38

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hooray seal thread

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seal

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This is a seal.

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wooooo, finally a seal thread for seals! hello fellow seals

>>2104653
We'll I mean unless you're being serious, walruses are pinnipeds, just like seals and sea lions, so they're essentially just big, tusked seals

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>>2104673

we are seals

Canadian reporting in for clubbing duty

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>>2104776
DELETE THIS

My friend said that seals look like penises. Cant say I see the resembelence myself though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxIf9egoJIM

>>2103456
what do seals feel like?
are they soft?

>>2104988
Like bags of sand and anime.

>>2105004
sounds cash tbqh

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Sup seal bros

They rape penguins. How is that great???

what the fuck even are seals

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I wish Caribbean Monk Seals were still alive.

>>2106460
Cute!

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>>2106481

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>>2106488

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https://youtu.be/fl6Q602xLZg
https://youtu.be/wSepgjKkXwk?t=15s
https://youtu.be/E0NGMzIX5Nk
https://youtu.be/ym9BxE_8Fq8

>>2104844

Civilized Canadian reporting in. You blame the inuit. I have no control of the ice people.

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>>2106510
>the inuit
This doesn't look like a snow beaner.

>>2103826
> AAAAAAAAAUUUHHHHHHHHHH

>>2106460
can you breed them like dogs, having a chiuahaha lil seal possible?

>>2106659
Dogs and seals are not related.

>>2106521
I bet Canadianfag will claim that's an Amerifat.

>>2104988
I had an old seal coat, wallet and stuffed animal seal. They are not soft at all. Don't know what baby seals feel like but the adult fur is so coarse it feels like plastic.
Not sure if sealions feel any different from earless seals either but man it was kind of disappointing. They look so smooth and soft and they are not.

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>>2106760

this is extremely disappointing

>>2106766
It was very. I don't have a picture of anything I had but I think this pic shows how thick and coarse it is. Toothbrushes and boar hair is even softer.

I was also disappointed tigers are really rough too. More so than leopard or jaguars. Got to pet some old skins at the zoo and an actual tiger. Tigers also smell god awful.

>>2106857

not cool, buddy

>>2106496
10/10 Would cuddle the hell out of all of these.

>>2106871
What was the pic about, it 404d

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>>2105047
>he doesn't rape penguins

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>>2103185
>Be Canadian
>hear all about seal clubbing memes
>look into it.
>snow natives would just walk up to them and smash them in the dome with a spiked club and instantly kill them.
>PETA REEEEEEs about it and gets the actual clubbing of seals banned
>Now people have to use guns, and frequently miss killing shots because seals are little guys
>Thanks to those nice animal activists seals get to bleed out/suffer while Elmer Fudd lines up his next shot rather then die instantly.

kek

>>2106932
go to sleep Colt, I wanna raid with you later

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>>2106990
Why dont they just use spears and just stab them in the head or something like that?

>>2104971
Shitty music. Whoever made this should be ashamed.

>>2107227
DELETE THIS

>>2107227

that's just some nostrils and red color away from being a baked potato

I helped cut up a seal that some natives caught up here last week. Tasted like beef mixed with fish.

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>>2107227
DELET THIS

>>2106521
only Inuits and status indians are legally allowed to club them, white people shoot them.

>>2107247
Yup'ik's up here usually just shoot them.

>>2107250
there probably are some bands that just shoot them, but they *could* club them while white people can't without getting in shit

>>2107234
>>2107241
>>2107245
The seal was already dead, they're just eating carrion

>>2107247
For literally what purpose? Did they convince the government that clubbing is a sacred ritual that the pale-face could never understand?

>>2107418
because it's a cultural tradition, same reason Scandinavians and Inuits are still allowed to hunt whales

>>2107103
Beats me, maybe it's because getting a thrust good enough to go through the skull and kill them is a bitch.

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>>2107462
Best seal tbqhwy [to be quite honest with you.]

>>2106760
Genuine Saskatchewan seal skin?

>>2106521
http://i.imgur.com/zwA6DtS.png
such kek!
whatcha gonna do about it bro? fuck the tree huggers.

>>2106488
>rape

>>2107670
>it's a "the EU bitches about the seal hunt even though it's because of EU citizens that we have to kill them" episode
fuck Europe, I hope seal meat is halal

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>>2107670
>It's cultural
Don't tempt me lad.

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bimp

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>>2108455

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>>2108586

>>2107465
Okay, I'll admit, I laughed at this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ateQQc-AgEM

>>2113070
That's terrifying

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>>2113105

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>>2113105
>>2113107
>penguin and seal combined

>>2107210
Based underage