Do animals go to heaven?

there is no heaven.

We can only imagine

>>2081692
whatever there is, even if it's nothing, i hope it's a peaceful nothing

>>2081692
Do underage Vietnamese cartoon girls go to heaven?

>>2081693
False

All Dogs go to Heaven OP. Didn't you see the movie?

except pitbulls are go to dog hell

>>2081896
at least your mother will have pets

Only if they had a human owner.

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>>2081692
Of course.
Animals hunted and eaten there then go to super heaven.

According to most mainline Protestants? No.

According to Catholics? Yes.

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>>2081692
Weaboos sure as hell dont.

>>2082045
Which religion is the right one?

I think we will all go to hell as heretics.

Are animals following the right god?

They become humans

>>2082062
>Which religion is the right one?
the one that fits best to your personality and improves your life the most.

>>2082075
>everyone has the right to believe in whatever they want, as long as they don't actually believe that they're right
post-modernism in a nutshell

>>2082076
no, they still have the right to believe in whatever they want. other people calling them out for being close minded and ignorant isn't the same as them being neglected their rights.

just be a jew, there's no heaven for anyone.

>>2082080
>projecting jew

>>2082058
Well, most of us are atheists, so it kinda fits...

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>>2082785
>trolled by the Catholic church

Eternal return seems more likely than heaven to me.

>>2081692
If you consider the 9 choirs of angels. With Seraphim (snakes) at the top Cherubs (beasts) in the middle and human like angels at the bottom, then not only is fido in heaven, he outranks you up there.

can I be eaten by a dinosaur in heaven

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>>2082785

>When the church starts to banter

>>2082006
>That pic
The feels...