is there any animal more goofy than a platypus?

the human.

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>>2081569
Echidnas maybe, but they are not as awesome.

>>2081585
Long beaked echidnas are best monotreme

>>2081569
Define goofy

Potoo

>>2081569

Platypus are cool, but you almost never see them in the wild. 98% of aussies will never see one in their life.

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>>2081569
fairy armadillo??

>>2081569
Weevils
Saiga antelopes
Aye-ayes
Sunfish

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platybomp

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>>2081569

>>2081569
They're goofy but comfy as fuck, imo the goofiest is the naked molerat or the chinese giant salamander
I mean, how much salamander do you need?

>>2081858
he said goofy not terrifying

>>2081569
probably not

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Platypuses are my favorite animal, but quokkas might give them a run for their money in cuteness.

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Let me introduce you to a friend of mine.

The Goblin Shark.

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Goofy nah they look fine to me.

>>2083099
lel

>>2082281
These should be called "Chugbees"

>>2081858
Good name

>>2083024
Ov Vey thats a spooky shark!
>>2081820
Did god not finish making this animal or something? He looks like a child's drawing made real.

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this fucker right here

>>2083208
OP said goofy, not majestic.

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>>2083024
to be fair it normally looks like this
the extended jaw is the final terrified scream of an animal dragged up from the deep

>>2083208
>guys
>guys listen
>GUYS

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>>2081569
I like how they in no way look like hummingbirds from the side.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OFeOZw7efw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua-ZUM8REd4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgwQ12Z3q-k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6QHzIJO5a8

>>2083505
woah

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>>2083505
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6QHzIJO5a8

that ornithorhynchus is tripping on happines

>>2081569
Probably not

>>2082277
"Australian platypus"

Glad i saw that. I thought there was more than one species baka

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>>2083556
Here have a few morehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-Lx5mqIdoM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ25C1XPVUA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwZ6BXZHZ6U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dmvc0DZJM-I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaNbDYGmGwc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7ptN_5BWCc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIP2mRsgEFw

That weird mule looking thing with the little tuff of hair and a fucking derp face. Just....why would evolution even...

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>>2083922
FML I derped the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-Lx5mqIdoM

>>2081569
Goofy is a dog though.

>>2083924
Post it.

I saw a platypus IRL in the wild, that shit is rare boi

>>2084081
I want to but I honestly can't remember what it's called. I was trying to find it and I just ended up confusing Google.

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>>2083931
>The Platypusary

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>>2083924
You mean this?

>>2081569
platypus(ssies?) are the really cute animals with that stealth and painful as fuck venomsting hidden on it's back leg, right?

>>2084149
I love that face

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>>2084156
Only the males have the spurs in their hind legs. The females are safe to handle. Yes the venom is said to be excruciating and fun platyfact it the pain can last for weeks to months and it can't be treated with morphine.

>>2084169
Fug

Sloths make "MAHH" sounds to communicate with humans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaqzPMOd_1g

>>2084414
I'm fucking melting

>>2084156
Platypi is the plural.

>>2084149
There it is!

I feel so emotionally.torn with it. Do I hate it or love it? Laugh at it or feel bad for it?

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Stalk eyed flies get my vote for goodies creature

>>2084598
>Goofiest

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>>2084552
Not according to David Attenborough and David Fleay First vid at 1.47

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WXr_wIJz4Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqXdqhFnjTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6jHssbcjoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVneqhu9oZk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5Y2h5zjpWU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btUGDQXMoqY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91e8_Q8A3xU
Dose anybody know of any recent documentaries? I'm jonesing for new platypus vids.

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No aye-ayes?

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>>2084598
holy shit I can't stop laughing
thank you

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some harvestmen can be goofy looking

>>2084798
>kill me, kill my species

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>>2084598
Reminds me of these guys.

>>2084720
>>>2084552
>Not according to David Attenborough and David Fleay First vid at 1.47

>Attenborough and fleay invented the English language

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Why has no one posted Budgetts Frog yet?

>>2084919
it is wednesday, my dudes

>>2083208
haha what the fuck

>>2084149
what is that

>>2084552
>>2084821
Are you an ancient Roman? Do you say "ani" when referring to multiple anuses?

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>>2084720
David Fleay was considered by many in his day to be the world's foremost expert on platypus and he was the first to breed them in captivity. David Attenborough is a world renown naturalist and orator who also refers to them as platypuses as does the Oxford english dictionary. I wasn't trying to be an asshole about it. It's just something that a lot of people get wrong.
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/platypus
NOUN (plural platypuses)

>>2085111
thats a odd looking penis

>>2085335
>>2085111
Seriously wtf is it for, 3 vaginas?

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>>2085353
Science does not know. Monotremes have more reptilian traits than other mammals. Sneks and lizards have two headed penises. Maby evolution decided to go ham on that idea.

>>2081807
Serious? I see them all the time

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>>2084799
>goofy

>>2085533
It's like a fucking bedbug/tick with bigass fucking spider legs I don't like anything about that shit, whatever it is

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>>2085533
What is it eating? Another harvestman?

Still, harvestmen are pretty bro-tier. Plus, they've got really intelligent-looking eyes.

>>2085533
reeee

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>>2085533
hence "some".
to be honest it took me a while to find a photo of one that isn't batshit terrifying

>>2084414
There is some other animal, possibly a bird, that that sound sounds exactly like, but I can't put my finger on it.

>>2085061
A tapir.

>>2084414
Those are some energetic fucking sloths

>>2084919
woah

>>2081803

Goofy is a funny-animal cartoon character created in 1932 at Walt Disney Productions. Goofy is a tall, anthropomorphic dog with a Southern accent, and typically wears a turtle neck and vest, with pants, shoes, white gloves, and a tall hat originally designed as a rumpled fedora. Goofy is a close friend of Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck and is one of Disney's most popular characters. He is normally characterized as extremely clumsy and dimwitted, yet this interpretation isn't always definitive; occasionally Goofy is shown as intuitive, and clever, albeit in his own unique, eccentric way.

>>2084149
Oh lord, what the hell is that unfortunate creature?

>>2086416
tapir

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>>2083931
>platypusary

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I find the lack of puggles in this thread disturbing.

>>2083208
>And this is to go even further beyond leg day

>>2084149
that head remind me of Morgan Freeman

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>>2084149
The more I look for the origins of this the more I begin to think that this is fake.

>>2086745
just a tapir suckin on its nose

>>2086565
kind of looks like a slug from a far

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>>2086985
You take that back.

>>2083024
UH HUH HUH HUUHUH HUH HUH HUHHH
UHHHHHH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH
UUUUUUUUUUUUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUHHH

UHH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUHHHH

>>2086745
JUST

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>>2081858
WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF THIS CUTIE

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I will never get to dual wield a pair of puggles why live?

>>2081569
You

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>>2081569
rats are pretty goofy

>>2081570
That's cute ;o

>>2084774

aye-aye captain

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>>2088622

>>2085942
spooky

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Frogfish

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>>2090093
But where are the fish?

>>2085353

Triple her pleasure.

>>2081569
brown recluse

>>2086745
Elephant seal bro

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kiwi is best goofy

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>>2090395
Damn it Emu land stop hogging all the cuties.

>>2083556
>>2083922
d'aww. They're like webfooted, duck billed otters.

>>2084169
>it can't be treated with morphine.
JUSRT

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>>2081569
right here

>>2087292
good reference

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>>2084149

Some animals are just strange as fuck.

Tibetan fox is seriously always disapionted.

>>2090792
hahahaha what the fuck

>>2084919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8wAs5xQ6kc
reeee

>>2090863
re

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>>2081785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6kAE06mJAQ
I still like platys better.

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>>2090792
what is with droopy animals near central asia

>>2081585
Aw c'mon, there at least equally awesome.
With their four-headed dicks and shit.

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Heard these things spell like popcorn.

>>2091370
wtf is this

>>2091649
Binturong

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>>2083556
Yes she is. That zoo literally plays with them to keep them healthy.
http://www.zoo.org.au/fighting-extinction/research/research-theme-animal-health-and-well-being--/platypus-enrichment-and-handling
It's like Aperture Science for platypuses.

>>2091915
lel looks like its laughing

>>2085942
You still failed

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This fucker right here, the desert sand frog

There is a type of bovine with naturally purple and yellow hair but I can't find out what its called for the life of me

>>2081569
This is a quality thread.

>>2092655
ty

You

>>2092415
Shiny Miltank?

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Does any anon have more derp horse? I can only find the one pic and the animal has no name that I can find.

>>2092655

That isn't how you do it.

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>>2092746
How about this?

>>2093036
ebun fish

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>>2093096
Thanks I was trying to not just spam platypuses. Even though they are my favorite.

>>2091320
dont these things steal babies

>>2086745
Oi gevault

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>>2083208
kekerino

>>2093419

yes

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Post more platyuses.

>>2084552
it isnt, because the word platypus is based on greek not latin

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>>2093510
you call that a nose?

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Platy bamp

>>2090093
When the police come into the store and you got weed on you.

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This is a pretty goofy nigga right here.

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>>2096124
If By goofy you mean violently wants to rip his face off then yah.

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it is wednesday, my blokes

http://zumfeed.com/img/2015/09/1443358374_two-headed-turtle_1356652i.jpg

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>>2090828
It's great, isn't it?

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>>2096719

>>2095124
wew

>>2096124
this made my day

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>>2095124
their hands are cute

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>>2083208
>>2083289

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>>2081858
>>2082493

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>>2086565
Angry looking puggles

>>2086565
>>2088423
I prefure the name platypup

>>2081569
https://youtu.be/7SVBUdPjDWk

>>2084799
Is it wearing a Deadpool pin? Lol

>>2098439
nice

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TIL that platypuses are a lot smaller than I originally thought

>>2086147
That's a weird looking tapir. Is there a subspecies?

>>2092409
>PEEP PEEP PEEP

>>2084575
>>2085061
>>2086416
>>2086745
>>2099083

It's the amazonian tapir, at a very unfortunate angle

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>>2099128
fuck, forgot pic

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These guys are pretty goofy

It seems all the goofy animals in this thread have funny noses.

>>2099539
It's always about either the nose, or the penis. Clearly floppy=funny.

>>2099516
yeah it is

goofy ass tail its got there

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>>2098931
Look how little this one is. It's either a baby or a female from Queensland. The funny thing about platyuses is that they get smaller the farther up the East coast you go. The ones in Tasmania are supposed to be a lot bigger.

>>2100389
Australians are goofiest animal.

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>>2081569
My hedgehog. Love em, but man do they look and walk ridiculously

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>>2100804
Give that man a drop bear. That is a cute hoggo

>>2100389
I heard his voice in my head and teared up a little

>>2083024
HOL UP

>>2081820
It looks like someone spliced a mole and a pillbug.

>>2083208
When she seas your dank memes.

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>>2101419
Seas a meme... I got this.

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I want this man's job.

>>2101355
WE DEM BOYS

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>>2083024
OY VEY WHAT AN ANTI SEMITIC BEAST TRULY NATURE IS LIKE ANOTHER SHOAH

>>2096780
Is it a fox or a wolf?

>>2081569
Op

>>2098931
>TIL that platypuses are a lot smaller than I originally thought
me too, anon. I'm surprised at how adorable they look in so many of the pics ITT. My ownly reference for platypuses growing up was Mr. Rogers Neigborhood
>pic related

>>2094052
>>2093419
no they don't/

>34 days

>>2081569
There's a green parrot that can't fly and plays dead to "defend" itself, but I can't remember the name of it. Literally the most pathetic bird on the planet.

>>2084149
>>2086572
Makes me think of Gene from Bob's Burger.

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>>2081569
What pray tell do you find goofy about this majestic creature?

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>>2086513
>platypusary

>>2103462
Kakapo

>>2103963
That's the one.

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>>2087731
>>2098468
You haven't heard of it because it camouflages like a champ and makes the sounds of a nightmare creature

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlRsRdVpudM

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monotremes are the best unf such qts

>>2090863
oh god kill it

Playtpuses are cool but I can't get over their fucking venom. Shit scares me

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>>2104261
what an adorable lil pricklesnort

>>2092409
>>2099084

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBkWhkAZ9ds

>>2104261
wot

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>>2105404
>>2104662
I thought they were bigger than platypuses, but they are so tiny.
>also pricklesnort

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>>2084169
Those white things behind the spur are platypus ticks.
>they somehow have their own breed of tick and it can survive being submerged for 14 hour feeding sessions... platyreeeeeeeeeeeee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGKqFGGAj_k

>>2105453
Nah they're just regular buggers that got the platypus as he was wandering through the bush apparently

https://bondivet.com/exotic/156-platypus-ticks

Also the noises the platypus makes are adorable

>>2105704
Wait, I stand corrected

>Platypuses have a number of ectoparasites in the wild, including their own tick species, Ixodes ornithothynchi. The tick is often found around the hind limbs, and in smaller numbers on the front legs and in the body fur.

http://australianmuseum.net.au/platypus

>>2081858

ayyyyy lmao pls dont devour me great owly one

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>>2105704
>the noises the platypus makes are adorable
I have to agree with you there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsd7ZfdZcNU

>>2105445
There is not a single result on google for the word pricklesnort.
It's so cute!

>>2096124
I love how passive and bored he is and then's like "OH SHIT!"

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This has been an above average platypus thread.

>>2081570
first post best bost

>>2099131
>tapir
thats some ugly pig

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blobfish

>>2107370
Blobfish are just regular ass fish until you take them out of water and depressurisation turns them into jello. Might as well say bears look goofy because you can shave them.

>>2098931
I expected them to be the size of a small dog

>>2107375
you can SHAVE BEARS?!?! How? Teach me!

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>>2107391
You see Anitoli first you be giving bear much vodka then you be useings of many razor.

Seriously doe thats kinda sad and surprisingly on topic.

>>2106183

oh yeah REALLY comfy minus the poison barb on males.

go ahead give it a fucking squeeze.

>>2083208
>when he's over 6'5"

>>2081569
Dugong (manatee). Otters.

>>2081785
From a list of 2, that isn't saying much! ;-)

>>2105706
Hardly surprising. We humans have at least one parasite specialised for us (isn't nature wonderful?): the public louse, or 'crab'. The forelimbs it uses to grip hair strands are only a good fit for human pubic hair.

>>2085066
>Not wanting to be one of the citizens of the Glorious Roman Empire

You are below plebs

>>2100533
audible chuckle

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Can't believe nobody has posted one of these guys yet.

Salvador Dali used to walk his anteater around the streets of Paris. Apparently they have a lovely temperament and get along well with dogs

>>2082281
closest relative:African Elephant

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>>2108320
But someone did>>2099516

>>2088622
Rats are bro tier
Shame that they get cancer and die in 2 years

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>>2108320
Bompapus

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>>2100804
Pretty cute desu

>>2109536
Sure https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TvNEZ4WWQIk

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Red Lipped Batfish

>>2083024
DEEZ NUTS. HA! GOTEEEM!

>>2108320
dang

>>2109776
It's like that one Aunt at family gatherings that smells like perfume and leather

>>2110341
What

>>2090792
I always thought it was a Chuck Jones cartoon that came to life.

>>2109297
looks like a chocolate duck

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This thread is comfy.

>>2090792
that looks like one of those shitty taxidermy jobs

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>>2104662
That is a very cute pricklesnort, but we were discussing waddlehonkers

>>2085384
Evolution isn't real

>>2112580
uuuu

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>>2104261
>>2085111
I'll just leave this here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6kAE06mJAQ>>2085111

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>>2083024
>not posting the better cousin

>>2084552
>>2085111
You're both wrong. The plural is "platypodes."
Because Greek.

>>2096124
Holy fuck my sides

>>2084799
>when spider partakes in /fa/'s thinspo thread

>>2083208
wtf could that thing stay airborne?

>>2096876
Twortle

>>2096876
"Brother you're back!"
"Me too!"

>>2101007
this needs a screams internally text

>>2098521
what the fuck is that?

>>2084149
>>2085061

Wasn't that a background character from Mos Eisleys Cantina in Star Wars?

>>2116029
Brown recluse

>>2085942
>that thing
>not batshit terrifying
nigga what

>>2081569
literal meme animal

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>>2083024
HURR I AM A SHURK

>>2099516
I love how they walk on their knuckles, so awesome.

>>2083208
Holy shit can you imagine watching this thing try to flap it's wings?

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What about Hammer-headed bats?

>>2116029
This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGleaTJoy1U

>>2117396
That's a bull terrier, you idiot.

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Pototoo

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>>2117519
You sure about it? Winged Pitbulls would be awesome though.

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>>2106195

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Are we gonna do it an? Can we make a platypus thread autosage? Should we start a pricklesnort thead afterwards?

>>2117933
wew

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Goofy? not majestic. I don't know about you OP

>>2119501
Nice

>>2107675
Actually, it's a list of 3! ;-)

>>2081569
Dang I made this thread like two months ago

>>2113284
Woah

>>2118015
that thing is fugly

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>>2122362
Your fugly, make bump limits great again.

>>2122609
Fresh water dolphin?

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https://youtu.be/9T1vfsHYiKY

>>2122609
Ugly fish sex toy users don't count.

>>2105295
literally horrifying

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>>2123327
So you're telling me you've never face fucked a tilapia before? Get with the times it's 2016 for shit sakes.

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>>2081569
These people mamaged to rescue and rehabilitate one.
http://www.wiresnr.org/platupusincare.htm

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>>2123664
>>2084149
>>2099131
>>2107348

Tapirs are actually related to horses and not pigs.

Also, they're known for their "5 legs" magic trick.

>mfw I saw them flaunting it on YT

>>2098521
Oh it's fucking mad

>>2117933
Wouldn't hold that thing in my hand for 500$.

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>>2101330
I'm not going to lie his voice was in the back of my mind when i typed it. Didnt mean to make you sad. I think we all miss him.

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hey guys

>>2125294
Pretty goofy

>>2091320
That looks like a really really fluffy bobcat

>>2093036
O hai Mark

>>2082493
Quokka's are pretty based. Probably the most friendly and chill animals I've ever met.

>>2085353
No, the female only has two vaginas. It kind of works like a gatling gun, only two penises go off at a time

>>2090093
These fuckers. They just crawl around and don't even swim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcN4nfcletU
Posting any kind of fish and a derpy animal thread is kind of cheating though because they pretty much all look ridiculous.

>>2125294
dank/10

>>2123664
I prefer pacus over tilapia cause I'm not a cuck.

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>>2092272
It probably is a lot of animals laugh most of the time it's in a frequency we can't hear. They found out recently that rats are ticklish.

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"I have only two claws, but beware."

>>2128352
Wew

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I found another pic of a derp horse and I now accept that they are real.

>>2128742
That's not a tapir, is it? They have long-ish trunks, that just has a retarded nose

>>2128244
Are you telling me platypuses nibble on fingers like friendly ducks? That's it, I'm sold.

>>2128800
It is, and it does have a nose, it's just a weird angle

>>2128679
I'm normally pretty good at identifying animals but I have no idea what the heck that is.

>>2128882
silky anteater

>>2096876
Unlike its single headed brethren the two headed turtle is capable of being a mage class.

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>>2128880
It's a shot angle thing.

>>2081569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gM5TjSOQ48

Obligatory at this point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btUGDQXMoqY

>>2108337
Evolution is weird.

>>2083208
memes aside this could evolve to have wings and hands, yeah? pretty useful

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>>2131044
>seriously guys
>guys listen for a second
>memes aside
>guys

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>>2085353
They have a cloaca like birds and lizards.

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Can't believe nobody has posted the cutest platypus on the intewebs yet.

>>2081820
looks like one of them pokey mans the kid love

>>2084774
aye-aye lmaaooooo

>>2084774
Poor little guy looks like he has the fever.

>>2108560

Only if you get rats from shitty pet stores or breeders. Or feed them stuff you aren't supposed to. I used to breed rats. The ones I kept lived an average of 4 years. The oldest made it to 7. No idea how. If you go to a good pet store or breeder and get a healthy rat, and don't give it tons of fatty foods, they should live at least 3 years. But often up to 4 and 5.

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>>2128829
They don't have teeth either. I want one so bad. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ua-ZUM8REd4