A friend spotted this today. What could possibly go wrong, /an/?

>>2076044
the poisonous cobra could bite off the kid's arm

>>2076046
I don't think that's a cobra, anon.

>>2076048
Yeah, on a closer look, this is most likely a green mamba. They are known for focusing kidneys when strangling you to induce a failure of such and forcing dialysis treatment onto you.

>>2076044
Snakes have an incredible sense of smell and won't strike if they are relaxed once handled.
So nothing could go wrong. The worst that could happen is a warning strike if the handlers would squeeze the snake too hard

>>2076044
This is pretty normal. Worst case scenario someone just hurts the snake for whatever reason, or it bites someone. I got to hold the closest end to the head of an adult burmese python when I was small enough for it to eat the lot of us.

I guess it also might be annoying/stressful for the snake because they don't seem to put them down until they're ready to pack up and go.

>>2076044
The kid has the ass end of it, and most snakes are pretty tame.
I doubt theres any real danger

If it's being held right, and supported properly, then no issues

As long as they're not putting it over the shoulders of children

That is not a venomous snake. There is minimal safety risk. I would be more concerned about the snake getting stressed out from the situation and going off food for an extended period after the event.

>>2076046
> snake
> poisonous

>>2076044
>what could go wrong

Well, I think that your friend has a chance to be mugged. Maybe if the black comes for him, he can use the snake to fend him off.

>>2076044
I wonder if the bite of this snake is enough to pierce through a baby's soft spot.

would probably be the only case of death by bite and not poison

>>2076044
Pretty much nothing. A big tame boa like that is probably less likely to bite than even most dogs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0vg_RFPNfQ

They need to get this brave lady, that gaboonrattleranaconda could kill those poor children

>>2076046
10/10