>buy a horse >told I can't keep it in my apartment

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>buy a human
>told I can't keep it in this country

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>buy a tardigrade
>told I can keep it anywhere

>adopt kid
>suddenly prong collars and crate training is "illegal" and "child abuse"

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>buy my submissive human pet for my fetish
>says he dont need money, "just fuck me already"

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>>2039915
>adopt a dog
>told I can't enroll him in public school because he isn't like the other children

>>2040006
Disgusting system

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>adopt the darkness
>get chastised for being neither born in it nor molded by it

>>2040037
Only big guys get to adopt the darkness.

>>2040006

lobby the government for change. say your doge identifies as human and therefore should be allowed to attend.

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>>2040236
I'm trying. They're telling me he "could never keep up with state learning standards" just on the basis that he's a dog. Can you fucking believe this shit? He's trying his fucking best to fit in; leave him alone, man.

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>>2039915
>buy a non-avian dinosaur
>told it belongs in a museum

>>2040447
Nicholas Cage?