What would you do?

>>2018077
1. a
2. take it to the bathroom
3. stick it in a drawer and go after the parents.

>>2018077
>a)
> cook and feed baby to parrots
>eat parents myself
Best thing for invasive species is to give them a predator

Feed it to my cat. The fucker is a garbage disposal and eats everything remotely meat-ish he can get his claws on.

>>2018077
>no option to attempt to care for it and have it as a pet

OP here.

I released it. I've killed so many animals but these days it makes me sad when I do so, even when it's ethical.

Plot twist: It was back this afternoon, and my other co-worker released it again. Useless thing wants to be killed.

>>2018161
Is that really a viable option? I'd love a bird-bro to hang out with me. My sister had a pet bird once, and it would follow her everywhere. This bird could actually accompany me to work, which would be sick. I couldn't keep a bird in a cage for very long.

>family Sturnidae

Kek, it's like these birds were created just to be imported and fuck other birds shit up.

If it comes back I recommend you capture it and call around the a wildlife center or professor of ornithology and sell if they'll take care of it. I wouldn't kill it yourself OP, partly because it may not be technically legal and partly because the best euthanasia techniques for birds are kind tricky.

>>2018077

I would release it because killing one bird isn't going to change anything.

>>2018270
What's so tricky about slamming it on the ground and a hard and swift foot stomp? It'll be over in seconds.

>>2018270
>the best euthanasia techniques for birds are kind tricky.
I've broken their necks before, once to the point of decapitation.

It seemed very effective.

:(

I shoot starlings with a pellet gun to get rid of the bastards. Invasive bastards, have basically chased off the bluebirds, flickers and swallows from around here.

Just let it go like any other animal that isn't directly harmful to humans. The entire ecosystem is ruined already, eventually the only animals that will survive are the ones adaptable enough to become "invasive".

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I would break their necks, and then give them to these guys.