Just found this guy in the kitchen, is it a cockroach?

It almost looks like a large silverfish.

>>2011328
It's a wood louse.

brown recluse

>>2011328
aww shit nigga kill it fire!

It's some kind of isopod, Porcellionides pruinosus maybe.

>>2011328
Boil it in a butter and cream sauce. It'll taste great. Wood Louse.

It's a Police

turn it over to see if tits

Have you checked if it has a cock?

Wood louse, but the ones I'm use to are a bit more yellow.

>>2013476
>there are people on earth that expect others to be able to identify things that they've never seen before