Any hamster black markets in Australia? Guinea pigs a shit

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>Guinea pigs a shit
Guinea pigs are awesome! Pic related: my awesome guinea pigs being awesome.

But anon hamsters are a bigger shit.

>>2009505
Sod off they are not

>>2009472
Do they make mini guinea pigs? Regular ones are too big for me.

>>2009420
Just go with rats.

>>2009545
rats are shit but

>>2009420
If you have any UK ancestry you can go over there and get your stupid hamster. If not, get a mouse. They're basically hamsters anyway but with long tails.

>>2009420
Why no hamster allowed in aussland?

>>2009420
Hamsters fucking suck bruv

I understand you want a small space, intelligent rodent but your best option will be rats considering Oz' fascism.

>>2009472

Guinea pigs are food

I want to build crazy tube pipe mazes all over my house. Guinea pigs are too big.
Will mice explore tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubes?

Honestly, I don't blame Australia for being tight about animal imports considering the track record for new animals causing absolute chaos.

>>2010461
they aren't as into it as hamsters are in my experience

mice/rats are generally better for touching and cuddling, but hamsters are definitely more fun to watch

>>2009678
Isn't it because of Hamtaro?

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>>2010453
You are food!

>>2010700
we wuz foods