Reasons your pet hates you thread. >have black cat >cat

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>dog has had several owners because my room mates family is shitty
>dog has obviously been abused and neglected
>after 3 years she still cowers if I put my hand out to pet her too fast
>terrified of nail trimming
>had to trim her nails last night
>struggles so much I thought she might end up having a heart attack
>shrieks when the clippers are gently placed on her nail without squeezing
>had to wrap her in a towel with her eyes covered to be able to finish

She's really sweet. Even though that was probably the worst thing I've ever done to her she was wagging her tail at me and trying to play when I was done.

>>2000528
Try a brightly colored collar with a safety snap. They have some that glow in the dark.

>>2000528

> Adopt a stray that had moved in at my grandmas
> Black bastard kills my potted plants, bully my first cat and has lice
> Have to wash both cats, my first cat hates me now and I have scratches from my shoulders to my fingertips
> Black bastard wakes me up by kneading me with claws out on my bare chest (at least I don't need an alarm clock)
> Black bastard has some stomach issues and will periodically get diarhea
> Two days in a row I have had to clean up liquid shit outside both litterboxes because black retard cannot hit a large target with projectile poop

I consider burying her alive every day

>>2000550
>Black bastard kills my potted plants
>black retard cannot hit a large target with projectile poop
>is black

I consider burying her alive every day
fucking do it already.

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I raked the leaves into my creek next to my house, and she got really mad cause she was using them as a bed. She's still mad.

>>2000559

She's pretty sweet and cuddly when not being a pain in the ass, and is gradually learning not to kill my potted plants

>>2000528
I got my black cat a glow in the dark collar. Problem solved.

every time my dog yawns i put my finger on his tongue and he has to stop mid yawn each time
i also bury him in blankets and pillows all the time to where he cant get out
and ill put him in this really huge pillow case and carry him around in it
im a dick to my dog

>>2000868
he loves the confusion though. he's a dog. he's like a dumb kid.

>>2000598
so cute

do they make good pets?

I bath my dog

That is enough to make him avoid me for a day

>>2000887
Ib4 not a dog person
I always wonder, wouldnt a dog like to bath, if you massage him, pad him and gives him the feeling you play with him?

>>2000889
They should. Mine just has a fear of water

Probably due to the fact that my younger sister sprayed him with a hose while he was on a leash, poor guy couldn't get away. Young children are monsters

>puppers sleeping next to me
>won't stop playing with/squishing his nose
>keep waking him up

I just can't help it

>>2000893
Ok, that makes it plausible.
But cant he be "deprogrammed"?
I guess sometimes animals are just like humans psychological too stubborn.

>>2000894
>Go to sleep
>Dog starts gnawing on your nose to wake you up
Dont get mad when he gets revenge

>>2000898
>Don't get mad when gets revenge

oh he already does. sometimes during the night he'll start whining and nibbling on my hair/fingers/nose so I'll pet him until he falls asleep again

>>2000528
Is your kitty okay?

>>2000939
I stepped on her leg and broke it, I spent the whole night in the ER :( now she has a pink cast and walks funny but she'll live :)

>>2000984
you fat shit. eat less cakes

>>2000985
Dude, it was in the dark...

Ps how did you know I love cakes ;)?

>>2000988
everybody loves cakes

>>2000532
You sound like a good person, anon.

>>2000889
>>2000893
Dogs in dry climates love water more
Dogs in cold/wetter climates dislike water more.

dogs who grew up in conservative political climates enjoy the punk music

My cat hates the crinkly noise of grocery bags.
mfw I hoard them and use them as trash bags.

>>2000984
That's fucked

>>2000868
>every time my dog yawns i put my finger on his tongue and he has to stop mid yawn each time

Hahahahaha, I stick my finger in my cats' mouth when they yawn. I love it.

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>>2001035
ya