What is this bonsai tree?

>>1999761
looks like a brown recluse

>>1999761
Looks like an Araucaria. Extremely common houseplants.

none, it's just a conifer seedling in a ugly pot with some rocks glued on top of it.

>>1999761
A formal upright

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>>2000093

>>2000429

i never noticed bugguy's combover

>>2000455
mainly because it isn't there, I have a lot of hair.

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>>2000468

>>2000429
he actually claims to be of "pure northern European" descent

>>2000429
JUST

>>2000455
He is going bald and trying to hide it

It's a palm tree.
I can tell by having seen quite a few palm trees in my life.

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might as well turn this into the bonsai in training general thread, I'll post an update on this stump after I shower.

>>2000490
that's more of an inside joke, I'm 1/8 asian or so.

>>2000548
>telling inside jokes to stangers

what a cock gobbler

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>>2000548
the cut wounds are healing pretty well, I don't even think I need to split the ends to make it look natural.

>>2000548
>thinks a stump is automatically a bonsai
autism

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>>2000554
I'm not telling them to strangers, there's multiple people on /an/ that I know personally like Sheepy.

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>>2000564
>the bonsai in training general thread
keywords: in training

work on your reading comprehension sperglord.

>>2000567
You don't really "train" them

>>2000570
pruning and styling is training.
http://www.bonsaiempire.com/basics/styling
>>2000573
plants lack nociceptors.

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>>2000577
it isn't.

stop shitposting.

>>2000587
can't wait for the "hurr durr a dictionary is not a credible source"

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>>1999863
That doesn't look like an araucaria at all. Not even a seedling.

t. live in a place filled to the brim with araucarias