Post pictures of you pet and the evolution of their nicknames
Black and white one
>Bunny (because he's soft and fluffy)
>Bump in the Night (He's a psycho)
In order of most use:
>What the hell are you doing running out in the street you big dork
>Are you trying to lose your other three legs you big goober
>Hey get over here
>*hand gestures and other nonverbal forms of communication*
We have truly transcended the dog-master bond
>poke n' ass cat
>Had first cat at 4, wanted to name "rose" or something gay like that
>Big bro and sis convince me to name her "dipstick"
>because of the little white dip in her tail
>realize now that was a terrible name
Named her Dipstick in the end.
>Dippy (mostly this)
RIP Dippy, still not over it
>baby dog (even though she's 3)
I've had her five months and I'm in love
>Aijo, conqueror of kitties (note, this is his actual registered name on his breed registration paperwork)
spoiled ass lizard
the iguana/iggy/sir lawrence olivier
I dont see much use in worrying about naming a reptile, I dont expect them to learn it or identify it with anything
>Carne asada (proceed to threaten to cook her and feed her to the mexicans)
>carney bus (because she's retarded like a short bus idk)
Her names are infinite. It really never ends or gets old hahah
Even worse, I call all my pets and my girlfriend Buns now. It just works for everything
Kobi (Shiba mix)
The evolutions are long and convoluted and not worth recounting.
Shep. mix. It's only been like 9 months.
>Fergus (shelter name)
>Big ol' Fag
>You Fucking Idiot
We use Big Boy the most. We suck.
What gorgeous men.
I call both my cats "cat", "damn cat", "shit-cat"
One of them I also call "smelly cat"
The other I call "fine pussy"
They didn't listen to their real names, so I sorta gave up and mostly communicate with random sounds and body language
I miss her so much
From back to front
>prettiest girlie in the whole wide worldie
Yup, Siamese and two Ragdolls.
The Siamese in the back is mine. The Ragdolls are Mom's cats - she switched breeds because we'd had some complicated medical problems with past Siamese cats and she read that the breed was getting less healthy.
Ragdolls seemed like a good option - they're supposed to be as smart as Siamese. Ours are just stubborn idiots.
Wow lots of ozzies itt
>Ozzarooster (to the tune of the alice in chains song)
>You little bitch
It didn't take long desu
my sister has a hamster she calls Nugget, so as a bit of a joke I started calling it Nagant. Eventually that got tiring so I just started calling it Nugget again, which evolved into Nigger because it kept stealing seeds from its siblings which devolved into Nugger, a mix of the two.
>Kitty (when stray)
>Waffles (actual name after adoption)
>Biggie boo (after second cat gets her nickname)
Second cat (adopted as kitten):
They're both black so it's hard to tell them apart aside from their size at a glance, I'm pretty sure the second cat was the runt of her litter
>tfw your cat's name just degenerates into turkey noises
My dog mostly knows what I want by body language.
The only sound I make when we're outside is snipping of my fingers to get her attention. After that it's just nods with my head or pleased/disgruntled looks.
This might be because I refused to walk with a leash right from the beginning. It doesn't even occur to her to charge at other dogs or anything.
T Lo Green
And now he's Fatfuck until I can think of something more creative.
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
And collectively they're called "you foul beasts" or "peaches and cream," with the fat one being cream. Why is it so fulfilling to verbally abuse otherwise beloved pups?
>year 1: Aikki
>year 2: Aikki
>year 3: Aikki
>year 4: Aikki
>year 18: Aikki
Well, I do call her "lap cow" or "lap hog" too.
Before he had a name: Little Angel
Suigin, a grey striped american shorthair
My mom suggested it because she was grey and fast, and it reminded her of mercury, and she learned the word for mercury when she was stationed in japan.
Incidentally she had an incident when she was in japan where she decided to get a cat, and named it Neko, and when she took it to the vet they thought she was retarded.
I have two rabbits. Brown is Lilly albino is Logan
>Liliana Lady of Darkness (her full name)
>Fuzzy Potato (lilly)
>Albino Pancake (logan)
>Little Ghost (logan)
>Prince and Princess
The Children / The Kids
Small mut named Rane
>*one short kissing noise*
>*frantic hand waving*
> the pup
who needs actual names
Sir Charles Darwin the Fabulous Feline
>Pussy Slayeeeeer ( the eeeeeeer is really dragged out)
>Meowing sack of turd (when he steals things from us)
>Super Saiyan Shithead (for a week after watching Dragon Ball again)
You know how some people name their cats after the sounds they make like Ms. Meows or Purun? I liked that idea but they were already taken so I named my cat *hissing noise*
She doesn't come when called though.
Napoleon. I only started calling him his name recently, even though he's been named since we got him.
I call him Ronnie for the most part.
>skinnyminny or skinnybinny
>door cat (she jumps on top of doors frequently)
>shoulder cat (she will ride on you shoulder for as long as possible)
>[Slave name from the dog pound]
>Wheeere's my baby Coffee?
>Little Riding Coffee
>Why did you tore up your bee sweater, you bitch.
Idk the evolution of these but these are all interchangeable.
>penny you fat whore
She is a fat cat.
She was an abuse case when we got her so she's a little brain damaged and her head tilts a bit to the left.
I love these animals but their flaws are too funny not to exploit for nicknames.
Sorry, no pictures.
It was very difficult explaining to her that her chosen name was like the stage name a stripper would use. She still doesn't believe me about half the time.
>That little dog
I don't know where half of those names came from but she responds to all of them
Here's Nugget. My sister wanted to call her pussy but I didn't let her.
I have no order for this, but here goes:
Most others are in Portuguese:
>Gata (literally Portuguese for "cat")
Her last name is McChicken
>this isn't the fake bugguy
Why do you do this to yourself?
>/an/ is infested with tripfags so cancerous, they have their own meymeys
Bug guy is my favorite person on /an/
Like, I lay in bed awake at night sometimes. And in that time, I wonder if I'm a huge piece of garbage. But then, I smile because I might think I'm a piece of garbage.... But bug guys parents lay awake at night knowing their child is 100% a piece of shit.
And then I smile. An fall asleep peacefully.
>shelter named her muffin
>name her norah instead
>proceed to never call her norah after the first week
>only call her cat
>she gets very confused when i play cs:go
Maynard James Keenan, yeah. Rufus is the name of the mascot from mine and my parents university. Neko was just a name my mom recommended. Whether or not Neko Case had an influence, I don't know.
>>Bakamafrembree (I don't even)
And the story for all the poop names is that we had to move a little over a year ago which involved her being in a little travel crate thing in which she immediately pooped in and proceeded to get poop all over herself. and then she got a bath afterwards, it was the worst day ever for her.
And here's ellum aka
>ellum you lard
>here comes trouble
Real name: Madonna
I call her
Mraow (mimicing her terrible meow)
>A boo boo boo
Currently leaning towards "Eye of Sauron" because his asshole is always exposed.
>Scoober, Caesar (based on what other people thought he was named
I got him an engraved nametag today and it says Scatty so thats final.
Hes single if you gotta sexy lady cat. Gives great massages...
My mom has a chihuahua
Then i have pic related (bulldog/coyote bastard child)
>cullin junior(named after his coyote father)
I'd rather not explain why we own a coyote
My cat, domestic medium hair, real name Lieutenant:
>Captain Shinysides (a friend of ours forgot his name and called him this)
>Butthead (when he's bothering the other cat)
Roommate's cat, longhair tortoiseshell Persian who looks like a ball of drier lint, real name Crookshanks:
>Crookshankies (in a cartoon voice)
>Meh (mimic of the noise she makes)
>Where the fuck did she go (our apartment carpet gives her +10 to camoflage)
>Bobbo (sound he makes)
>Bobbo the Wuss, the Destroyer, Flayer of tennis balls, Spite of the Quadrupeds, Executioner of Snakes and the Licker of ears
>my big baby boy
I feel like all the names I call him are the same names that fat gay guys use.
>Boodwah da dee, dee dee do
>>cradle him and sing as a lullaby in Minion voice
>>His face when
>Nemo (from shelter)
>tell friend, autocorrects to "memo"
>decide to call him Meemo
>boyfriend just calls him Orange
>roommate calls him Asian bc permanent squinty eyes
>Tequila Sunrise (roommate named him)
It sounds dirty and peoples' faces when I tell them confirm.
>KC (kitty cat)
she died tho. here's her son
>back to retodd
Gabby ('cause she never shuts the fuck up)
i have three dogs:
>Nerbert (the girl cat, the dumpster cat)
2 birds and a dog
sunny (sun conure real fuckin original)
>solar tiberius rex
leonard (cockatiel named after leonard cohen)
black lab named libby
Lord of Butts
Miss him dearly.