Evolution of Pet Nicknames

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Black one
>Nevermore
>Nev
>Catniss Neverdeen
>Catniss EverBean
>Beans
>Beany

Black and white one
>Patches
>Rough Patches
>Bunny (because he's soft and fluffy)
>Bunbun
>Bumbumb
>bumber
>Bumper
>Bump in the Night (He's a psycho)
>Bumby

I have a Lab/Beagle mix
>Isabelle
>Izzy
>Gizzy
>Bizzy
>Bizzy-Boo
>Silly girl
>Gizzy girl
>Guhzizizizizi

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Bigby

In order of most use:
>Bud
>Buddy
>Bubby
>Baby
>Guy
>Bigby Wolf
>Snug
>Sir
>Snickerdoodle
>Hot feet
>Faggot
>Sneaky
>Sneaker
>Squeaker

>>1998579
Aww Bigby is a cutey. Looks like a retriever/gsd mix?

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>Tikvah
>Tikki
>Kitvah
>Kitkat
>Kitty SoftPaws
>Tickle

>Kali
>Kalikali
>Kalikaliku
>Kalikaliko
>Koligiriko
>Korlikurligurl
>Turkey noises
It degraded over about 2 years.

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>Buddy
>Bud
>Bud Bro
>Tripod
>Scooby
>What the hell are you doing running out in the street you big dork
>Are you trying to lose your other three legs you big goober

Marceline
Marcy
Marce
Foxface
Fattyfox
Asshole

Helen
Heli
Heli Belly
Hells Bells

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Bear

>Bear
>Scooby
>Scoobs
>Spook
>Spooky
>Spooks
>boo boo
>Hey get over here
>*dog noises/grunts*
>*hand gestures and other nonverbal forms of communication*

We have truly transcended the dog-master bond

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>Pokey
>poooky
>pikitypikitypikitypokes
>poke n' ass cat

>>1998611

Cute, I like his darker points on his head

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Harvey
>Harvs
>Harverino
>Harvis
>Mr Dent
>Vato
>Buddy
>Bud
>Dickweed
>DW
>Fuckface

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Grizzly
Grizzlush
Greasegaluschka
Sharky
Shark
Piggy
Piglet
Snorky

Kirby
> Kirbean
> Kirb
> Kirbutts
> Beanbean
> Beebee
> Coffee Bean

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>Had first cat at 4, wanted to name "rose" or something gay like that
>Big bro and sis convince me to name her "dipstick"
>because of the little white dip in her tail
>realize now that was a terrible name

Named her Dipstick in the end.
>Dip
>Dippy (mostly this)
>bb
>beautiful
>loaf
>lump
>cutie
>grandma
>baby

RIP Dippy, still not over it

Benjamin
>Ben
>Benny
>Benjaminbutt
>Benbutt
>Bennibutt
>Benjamin Franklin
>Ben Frank
>Bennibear
>Benniboo
>Bennbear
>B

holy shit you're all so disgusting.

My cats are Sigurd and Astrid.

I only ever call Sigurd "guy" and Astrid "cat"

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>Natasha
>Nattie
>Tasha
>baby dog (even though she's 3)
>booger boo
>pupplet

I've had her five months and I'm in love

Lucky
>LuckyDucky
>Ducky
>DuckEgg
>Ducker
>Duck

Ozzie
>Oz
>Oswald
>Butthead

Both also respond to "Squidgy Baby"

>>1998694
This.

Badra
>Badra
>Badra
>Badra
>Badra

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Yoriso
>Yori
>Yoyo
>master fluffybutts
>flufferwufferwoo
>doofuss
>dinky

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Aijo
>Hansom boy
>Fluffybutt
>Classy boy
>fucking cat
>smartypants
>snookum
>Aijo, conqueror of kitties (note, this is his actual registered name on his breed registration paperwork)

>Mr. Higgins
>Higgins
>Higgle Pig
>Higgy wig
>higs
>pig
>piggle bug
>hig wart

>Teddy
>ted
>teddy bug
>teddles

Both Bulldogs, both respond to "pigs" "boys" "fat boys" "fatties"

>Lila
>lillylillylila
>lililililililila
>lila bubba

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>noa
>noa
>noa
>noa
>noa

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the iguana
spoiled ass lizard
little bastard
asshole
the iguana/iggy/sir lawrence olivier

I dont see much use in worrying about naming a reptile, I dont expect them to learn it or identify it with anything

Carney
>carn
>carncarn
>carn bread
>carn dog
>Carne asada (proceed to threaten to cook her and feed her to the mexicans)
>genghis carn
>carnye west
>carney bublé
>carney bus (because she's retarded like a short bus idk)
>carn bun
>carndito bandito

Her names are infinite. It really never ends or gets old hahah

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Dildo.
You.

Now I just grunt.

>>1998580
maybe, who knows. I've seen pictures of one of his brothers and his brother looks like a gsd/golden, but the rescue said he was a collie/golden

>>1998856
I like gengis carn

>>1998600
kek

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>rooskin
>roo
>rongo
>pongo
>puff
>puffpuff
>puffington
>satan

>>1998585
Jebem ti tikvu u picku malu

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Ozzy
>Oz
>Ozmund
>Ozbund
>Ozbun
>Ozzy Buns
>Buns

Even worse, I call all my pets and my girlfriend Buns now. It just works for everything

>>1998600
I knew I wasnt the only one who called their dog Scoob as a nickname

>>1999193
*it is crucial to say Buns in your squintiest Stephen Seagal voice

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Archie (GSD)
>Moo
>Goobydog
>Mon Cherie
>Chassis
>Senor Pants

Kobi (Shiba mix)
>Beanie-Barnacles
>Fluffle-Pup
>Bup-Bup

The evolutions are long and convoluted and not worth recounting.

>Gypsy
>Bipsy
>Bunny
>Booger
>Goober
>Gypsy bean, you're so mean
>Soo-la-roo
>Suzy
>Girly
>or just approach her with kissy faces and baby garble

I just cycle though them...

>>1998645
He's precious! I love his eyes

>>1999206
Any idea what Achie is mixed with? that's a really pretty coat. A leonburger maybe?

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>>1998563
>Riley
>Stigger
>Stig
>Sig
>Dog

>>1998600
Top kek

>>1998645
Breed?

>Charles
>Chuck
>Chester
>Cheese
>The Big Cheese
>Mac N' Cheese
>Mac

>>1999229
Archie is a purebred German Shepherd Dog. I have his pedigree papers and everything.

Kobi's half Akita.

>>1999247
Australian shepherd ~6 months

>have a black cat
>call him Nigga

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Lilin
Bird
Burd
Dumb Burd
Uhbuuuuuuurrrd

>>1998645
He's adorable! Look at those ears!

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Shep. mix. It's only been like 9 months.
>Fergus (shelter name)
>Reptar
>Rep Rep
>Reppy Poo
>Big Boy
>Big Butt
>Boner Face
>Big ol' Fag
>Pathetic
>Faggot
>You Fucking Idiot
>Fucker
>Motherfucker
>Guy
>Boy
>Hey
>HEY

We use Big Boy the most. We suck.

>>1999206
What gorgeous men.

why would you name consciousless flesh puppets its not like they understand the concept of a name

>>1998563

I call both my cats "cat", "damn cat", "shit-cat"

One of them I also call "smelly cat"

The other I call "fine pussy"

They didn't listen to their real names, so I sorta gave up and mostly communicate with random sounds and body language

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Skimbleshanks
>Skimbles
>Skimmy
>Ski
>Skeepee
>Skiminy Cricket
>Shanksy
>Fatty

>shadow
>shitter

it happened pretty quickly

Nutmeg
Nutmegersons
Pretty kitty
Nutmeg taco
Faggot
Honestly we call her Faggot so much I'm surprised she doesn't respond to it

>>1999396
does he like riding trains?

>>1998611
I also have a pet named Bear, but he's a cat.

>Bear
>Bearsky
>Furry kitty
>Furry guy
>Fur guy
>Mr. Furrypants
>Mr. Pants
>Pants
>Sir
>Mr. Sir
>Heim
>Cat

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>>1998563
>holly
>schmoop
>fatty
>sloth
>lulu
>dumbass
>sweaty
>sloth
>christopher
>lard
>puff
>various explitives
I miss her so much

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We have a dog , his name is bear . We call him wearzel

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From back to front

>Kokio
>Kokio kitty
>Musha
>Musha girl
>Mushy kitty
>Kitty girl
>prettiest girlie in the whole wide worldie

>Cadburry
>Caburry kitty

>MnM
>Eminemineminem
>Kitty boy

>>1999519
Your cats are beautiful! Purebred?

> Frank
> Frankenstein
> Frank N Beans
> Fuck Face Frank

>>1999389
Thanks. That's a pretty good looking dog you got there, too. (HEY is great. I probably shout WAIT at mine the most.)

>>1999528
Yup, Siamese and two Ragdolls.

The Siamese in the back is mine. The Ragdolls are Mom's cats - she switched breeds because we'd had some complicated medical problems with past Siamese cats and she read that the breed was getting less healthy.
Ragdolls seemed like a good option - they're supposed to be as smart as Siamese. Ours are just stubborn idiots.

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Wow lots of ozzies itt

>Ozzie
>Oswald
>Osvalto
>Ozzarooster (to the tune of the alice in chains song)
>Rat Face
>Little guy
>Puppy
>Poopy
>Pee Pee
>Turd
>Turkey

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>Jasper
>Puppy
>m8
>Oi
>Ayy
>Faggot
>You little bitch

It didn't take long desu

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>>1999541
Thank you kindly. He's a giant baby.
Hopefully this pic comes out straight.

>>1999580
So handsome

>>1998563

my sister has a hamster she calls Nugget, so as a bit of a joke I started calling it Nagant. Eventually that got tiring so I just started calling it Nugget again, which evolved into Nigger because it kept stealing seeds from its siblings which devolved into Nugger, a mix of the two.

First cat:
>Kitty (when stray)
>Waffles (actual name after adoption)
>Big boy
>Biggie boo (after second cat gets her nickname)

Second cat (adopted as kitten):
>Kit Kat
>Kit
> Baby
>Baby boo

They're both black so it's hard to tell them apart aside from their size at a glance, I'm pretty sure the second cat was the runt of her litter

>>1999480
Haha nope, he is the fat, lazy version of Skimbleshanks.

I haven't come up with names for my rats yet. I call them Scampers, Baby, Sweetpea, Shitbird etc.. except for one I call Tumor Girl, you can guess why.

>>1998563
>Bruno
>Broon
>Broonie
>Big Baby
>Big Fat Baby

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>>1998595
>tfw your cat's name just degenerates into turkey noises

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My dog mostly knows what I want by body language.

The only sound I make when we're outside is snipping of my fingers to get her attention. After that it's just nods with my head or pleased/disgruntled looks.

This might be because I refused to walk with a leash right from the beginning. It doesn't even occur to her to charge at other dogs or anything.

Tanqueray
Tank
T Lo Green
Cuddle Pup
Chunkasaur
Cosmic Chunk
Fatass/fathead
Fatty Boom-ba-lard
Fatniss Everdeen
Fatius Maximus
And now he's Fatfuck until I can think of something more creative.

Gaspode the Wonder Dog
Ghastly
Gassy
Squiggly Wiggly
Squiggles
Squigglemeier

And collectively they're called "you foul beasts" or "peaches and cream," with the fat one being cream. Why is it so fulfilling to verbally abuse otherwise beloved pups?

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Aino

>year 1: Aikki
>year 2: Aikki
>year 3: Aikki
>year 4: Aikki
> ....
>year 18: Aikki

Well, I do call her "lap cow" or "lap hog" too.

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Before he had a name: Little Angel
Gabriel
Gabby
Gabmeister
Gabbling Gun
Gabinaticus
Gabster
GabsGabsGabs
Gabely Wabely
Gablett

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>>2000033
Kachi (kuh-chi)
Katcher Watcher
Budgewoi
Cunt Bird
Bitch Bird
Kachi Wachi
Kachinatus
Cunt
Yellow Bitch
Kachiiiiiiiiii

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>>2000034
Clover
Clovie Wovie
Clo Clo
Lil Monster
Cloverfield

Keila,
Keely
Keila weila/Keely wheely
cabbage

>>2000033
For some reason my albino does this too, get's full body inside the bowl to eat.

>>2000000

Loki
Loki bear
Loki bera
Loki bearacus rex
Cucabera

>>1998563
>Dr. Fang
>Dr. Squishy
>Mr. Squishy
>Squish
>Big Squish
>Big Squishy Baby
>Bubby

Suigin, a grey striped american shorthair
My mom suggested it because she was grey and fast, and it reminded her of mercury, and she learned the word for mercury when she was stationed in japan.
Incidentally she had an incident when she was in japan where she decided to get a cat, and named it Neko, and when she took it to the vet they thought she was retarded.
>Suigin
>S-sooi...s-sega genesis...
>Super Nintendo

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>Tenchi
>Fuck boy
>Fuckchi

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>Fleetwood
>Fuck boy
>Fuckwood
>Fucklouh

>Marley
>Marls
>Dog
>Shitebag
>Doggo

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I have two rabbits. Brown is Lilly albino is Logan
>Liliana Lady of Darkness (her full name)
>Fuzzy Potato (lilly)
>Albino Pancake (logan)
>Fuzzy Nerds
>Nerd Lords
>Pee Machines
>Little Ghost (logan)
>Fluffies
>Fur Children
>Poop Monsters
>Brats
>Nibble Monsters
>Small Dogs
>Prince and Princess
>Hounds
The Children / The Kids

>>1998702
Are they named after Skyrim characters or are you just secretly a Viking?

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Small mut named Rane
>Ray ray
>Brat
>Brat Dog
>Baby
>Dancy paws
>Lazy
>Whore
>Bebe
>Buhbuh
>Wiggle butt
>*grunts*
>*one short kissing noise*
> *claps*
>*frantic hand waving*
> dog
> the pup
who needs actual names

Sir Charles Darwin the Fabulous Feline
>Darwin
>Darweirdo
>Darfagget
>Pretty Boy
>Handsome man
>Fagburger
>Pussy Slayeeeeer ( the eeeeeeer is really dragged out)
>Meowing sack of turd (when he steals things from us)
>Butthole
>Darwiyaaaan
>Super Saiyan Shithead (for a week after watching Dragon Ball again)
>Buttpirate

>>2000385
Oh and Charles fucking Darwin when I'm mad at him

Feral born kitten named Hercules
>Herc
>Gay baby
>Faggot
>gay child
>shit
>shitty kitten
>shitten
>god damn it you fucking piece of shit leave the birds alone

>buster
>bubba
>buffa
>fwuh

>duke
>shit head

Don't mind me just checking some repeating digits
>>2000000

>>1998579
Saw it posted in another thread, cute dog.

>>1998563
You know how some people name their cats after the sounds they make like Ms. Meows or Purun? I liked that idea but they were already taken so I named my cat *hissing noise*

She doesn't come when called though.

My cats.

>Jackie
>Jack
>Jack attack
>Jackaroo
>Jackie Chan
>Mama
>Big Mama
>Fat

>Jude
>Jude the Dude
>JUUUUDAAAAASSSS
>little man
>tiny baby

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Napoleon. I only started calling him his name recently, even though he's been named since we got him.

>Baby
>Kitty
>Mr. Snuffleupagus
>H.R. Pufnstuf
>Asshole
>Demon
>Fetch cat
>Napoleon
>Baby boy

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Roland Pryzbylewski
>Prezbo
>President Bylewski
>Roland
>Ronnie
>Ronald
>Precious angel
>Chicken boy
>Baby
>Boy

I call him Ronnie for the most part.

I have
>rufina
>rufi
>rufi
>ruru
>fatso
>fat bottom
>ms. Lion
>poop

And
>Lola
>lopey
>lo lo
>loley
>loley poley
>skinnyminny or skinnybinny
>lolawola
>door cat (she jumps on top of doors frequently)
>shoulder cat (she will ride on you shoulder for as long as possible)
>momo head
>moomy

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>[Slave name from the dog pound]
>Coffee
>Baby
>Wheeere's my baby Coffee?
>You bitch
>Little Riding Coffee
>Coffeerella
>Fucking Coffee.
>Little Bee
>Why did you tore up your bee sweater, you bitch.

>>1998563
Idk the evolution of these but these are all interchangeable.

Penny
>fatass
>penny you fat whore
>fat bitch
>lardass
>plopsy
>rolls
>pennykins
She is a fat cat.

Beeps
>retard
>tilt
>dipsy
>clutzy
>grace
She was an abuse case when we got her so she's a little brain damaged and her head tilts a bit to the left.

I love these animals but their flaws are too funny not to exploit for nicknames.

Sorry, no pictures.

Yellow Lab

>Sonny
>Sonny Bernard
>Sonny
>(Hey,) Buddy
>Fag
>Fuck Face
>(I'm gonna miss you so much,) Sonny

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>>1998563
Gray/white
>Stumpy Loaf
>Stumpy Goat
>Goat
>Stompy
>Drooler

Tortie
>Kytti Muffyn
>Felis Panem
>Catbread

It was very difficult explaining to her that her chosen name was like the stage name a stripper would use. She still doesn't believe me about half the time.

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>>1998563
>Sheba
>That little dog
>Little dog
>OHSHITDON'TJUMPUPONMEWITHTHOSEMUDDY...paws.

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Name: Amber

Goes by:

>Amber
>Amby
>Amby-bamby
>Amby-bamby-wamby
>Wub
>Wubwub
>Wubwubwub
>Wubbers
>Poopy dog
>Poopers
>Puppers
>Fudge
>Fudge Head

I don't know where half of those names came from but she responds to all of them

>>1998694
>>1998727
Samefag go pls

>>2000798
those stuffed turtles are older than you.

>>2000799
>those stuffed turtles are older than you.
>that makes it okay
*cringe*

>>2000799
I see shit like this and it makes me feel bad for you.

I don't want to feel bad for you, you're a dick.

>>2000829
Agreed.

Chow chow
Chow
Chowking
Bb boi
Bb boi chow
Bb boi chowking
Chow chow
Bbyboi

>>2000800
>>2000808
>>2000829
C'mon guys. Bugguy might be a dick but teasing him over stuffed animals is pretty lame. We all have dorky shit we hold dear so just stop

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Here's Nugget. My sister wanted to call her pussy but I didn't let her.
I have no order for this, but here goes:
>Nugget
>Nuggie
>Nug
>Nuggs
>Ma Nugga
>Nugger
>The Nugg
>Lil Nug
Most others are in Portuguese:
>Nuguita
>Nuga
>Nugata
>Nuguinha
>Nugatinha
>Nuguitazinha
>Nugatuxa
>Gata (literally Portuguese for "cat")

Her last name is McChicken

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>>2000799

>this isn't the fake bugguy

Why do you do this to yourself?

>>1999359
I call mine nigger

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>>2000869
>/an/ is infested with tripfags so cancerous, they have their own meymeys
Top 4Channel

>>1998951
>>1999245
Somehow I also forgot
>stumpy
>shadow
>god damn it you'd think 40 days going awol in the almost Mexican desert would teach you not to run in front of cars you fucking dingus
>budmeister

>>1999391
Bug guy is my favorite person on /an/

Like, I lay in bed awake at night sometimes. And in that time, I wonder if I'm a huge piece of garbage. But then, I smile because I might think I'm a piece of garbage.... But bug guys parents lay awake at night knowing their child is 100% a piece of shit.

And then I smile. An fall asleep peacefully.

Three cats-

>Maynard
Maynie
Mayn
Mayn Bane
Maynie Baney

>Rufus
Rufie
Rufus Poofus
Rufie Poofie

>Neko
Nekie
nekie Peekie
Peeko
Fat ass

>>2000908

Is that Maynard James Keenan, Rufus wainswright and Neko Case?

If so, you have pretty diverse musical taste

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>shelter named her muffin
>that's retarded
>name her norah instead
>proceed to never call her norah after the first week
>only call her cat
>she gets very confused when i play cs:go

>>2000927

Maynard James Keenan, yeah. Rufus is the name of the mascot from mine and my parents university. Neko was just a name my mom recommended. Whether or not Neko Case had an influence, I don't know.

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Kunta

>Kuntea
>Kuntabee
>Kuntafree
>>Bakamafrembree (I don't even)
>>Bakamafrombroo

>>2001070
>Never calling it Kunta Kinte

Black and white cat named angel paws that recently passed away, had a limp
>angel
>gimpy
>little miss hopalong
>miss priss
>bitch
>cunt
>bird

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Minky
- Mink
- Babycat
- Baby
- Babygirl
- Babyghoul
- Babbyghoul
- Babagoo
- Beeper

One dog
>Wally
>Wal
>Waldo
>Walwal
>Buddy

Our other dog
>Gabby
>Gab
>Gibgab
>Gibbitygab
>Retard

And then both of them are called all manner of insulting names in a cute voice.

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>samantha
>samantha bear
>Sam
>mantha
>mantha bear
>grumpy
>grumpy butt
>poopy bear
>poopoo butt
>poopoo
>butt butt
>bear bear
>boo boo
>meow meow

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>>2001153

And the story for all the poop names is that we had to move a little over a year ago which involved her being in a little travel crate thing in which she immediately pooped in and proceeded to get poop all over herself. and then she got a bath afterwards, it was the worst day ever for her.

And here's ellum aka

>fangs
>tubby butt
>tub tub
>ellum you lard
>here comes trouble
>little baby
>beebee

>>1999510
Looks almost exactly like my deceased Cairn Terrier just with different colours. Still can't think of my doogybear without tearing up.

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Real name: Madonna
I call her
Maddie
Madilyn
Madiline
Loaf
Potato
Potatoloaf
Maddieloaf
Loafcat
Mraow (mimicing her terrible meow)

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Kuma
>Puma
>Koda
>Yoda
>Kuma butt
>Scrunchbutt
>Ass butt
>Buttfaggot
>Faggot
>Bearfaggot
>Bear
>Boobear
>boo
>Boo
>A boo boo boo
Currently leaning towards "Eye of Sauron" because his asshole is always exposed.

Tuxedo cat
Real name: Dude
>Dudage
>Dudecat

And thats about it for nicknames from me but the family insist on calling him "Doodles" or "Doodblebug" and shit like that.

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>Scirvir
>Scurv
>Scoober, Caesar (based on what other people thought he was named
>Scoob
>Scurb
>Boy
>Fuzz
>Fuzzbutt
>Butt
>Fuzzface
>Fuzznose
>Nose
>Fooz
>Feez
>Fizz
>Ass
>Assface
>Assbutt
>Jerk
>Jerkdog
>Nerd

>>2000174
Oh my god those eyes. If not shopped, that is spectacular.

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>Archer
>Staz
>Staz-san
>Scatty

I got him an engraved nametag today and it says Scatty so thats final.

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Hes single if you gotta sexy lady cat. Gives great massages...

my little dog
>olive
>bitty (as in itty bitty)
>bittoo
>budoo
>biddoo
>binnoo
>biddoo binnoo
my cat
>pooky
>pook
>pooker
>pookster
>pooka pooka
>pookeroo

El Gato
El Gato the Fato Cato
Gato
The Cat
Cat

I'm just bursting with creativity

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My mom has a chihuahua
>snooki
>nooki
>snooshi
>nooshi
>nushnush
>nush
>nusha pup
Then i have pic related (bulldog/coyote bastard child)
>cullin junior(named after his coyote father)
>junior
>juney
>june
I'd rather not explain why we own a coyote

Creamsicle

>CC
>Lugmonster
>Big hairy lug
>His Big Hairy Highness
>Killer
>Brat Cat

My cat, domestic medium hair, real name Lieutenant:
>Lieutenner
>Loo loo
>Captain Shinysides (a friend of ours forgot his name and called him this)
>Bub
>Bubby bubba
>Bubby bubbasaur
>Butthead (when he's bothering the other cat)

Roommate's cat, longhair tortoiseshell Persian who looks like a ball of drier lint, real name Crookshanks:
>Crookshankies (in a cartoon voice)
>Smushface
>Meh (mimic of the noise she makes)
>Tiny meh
>Floof
>Pirate Princess
>Where the fuck did she go (our apartment carpet gives her +10 to camoflage)

>>1998671
What a sweetheart. But I disagree, Dipstick is a pretty good name. Dippy is a top tier nickname.

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>>1998563
>Kitty Katherine
>Kitty K
>Kitty
>?

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>Rocky
>Bobbo (sound he makes)
>Beefcake
>Wuss
>Bobbo the Wuss, the Destroyer, Flayer of tennis balls, Spite of the Quadrupeds, Executioner of Snakes and the Licker of ears

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Echo
>Echoooooooo
>Big baby
>Kitten
>el gato
>kitten shmitten
>fatty
>my big baby boy
>tubster
>tubby

I feel like all the names I call him are the same names that fat gay guys use.

>>2002973
Oh and idiot child and stupid idiot are what i usually refer to him by

>Captain Thomas
>Captain Catbutt
>Catbutt
>Cat
>[Incoherent Babble]

I can relate, at least for my cat:
Blink
Blinky boo
Blinky butt
Buddy butt
Fuzzy butt
Buddy nut
Fuzzy nut
Fur face
Meow man
Mow mow
Oudja boudja
Oudja boudja boo

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>>2003475
Forgot pic

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>Buddy
>Boodwah
>Boodwahdee
>Boodwahdoh
>Boodwah da dee, dee dee do
>>cradle him and sing as a lullaby in Minion voice
>>His face when

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Orange
>Nemo (from shelter)
>tell friend, autocorrects to "memo"
>decide to call him Meemo
>sometimes "Memes"
>boyfriend just calls him Orange
>roommate calls him Asian bc permanent squinty eyes


Black
>Tequila Sunrise (roommate named him)
>Tequila
>Taki
>Taquito
>Taquisto
>Quist ("kweest")

It sounds dirty and peoples' faces when I tell them confirm.

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>KC (kitty cat)
>Casey
>Kissy
>Kishy
>Kushy
>Kitty
>Cat

Border Collie, female
>Elli
>El
>Elli Belly
>Trouble Munchkin
>Elli Vanilli
>Ellibrat
>Brat
>Shitbird
>Hey
>God Damnit

Rickroll is her name
Nicknames :
Rickels
Ricky Bobby
Ricky Carmichael
Rickster scale
Rick rolls
Rick astly
Earl rickstard
Rickelstan
Rick royal
Chubby bubby

>Puppy
>Dog
>Dog
>Dog
>Shut the fuck up

>>2001085
>>2001070
never calling it Toby

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>kitty
>kitten
>fluffy
>stinky binx
>little bitch
>black bitch
>bitch

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>>2003771
she died tho. here's her son
>chelsea
>glasgow
>oreo
>retard
>retodd
>todd
>fuckface
>back to retodd

>>2003774
Black cat
>Kiki
>Kikster
>Fatty
>Fatshit
>Tub-o
>Fat ass
>Binch
>Fat bitch

>>2003783
kek
i started losing it at fatshit

Had a golden lab named Mazeroski.
Over time that became Mazzie and then Maz.

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Gabby ('cause she never shuts the fuck up)

>Gabby
>Goober
>Meowbeast
>Noodle
>Boop

>>1998563
i have three dogs:
>pepper
>p
>miss p
>pey
>pey pey
>miss pey
>peeper
>paper
>fluffy
>fluff
>baby
>babe
>beebee
>flaca
>pimienta

>cowboy
>cow
>cow cow
>beefy
>beefcake
>beef

>buddy
>bubba
>bud
>porky
>pork pie
>porky pie
>pig
>piggy

why did so many of you name your dogs faggot

Baron
Barony
Barony Marony
Baba
Fatty
Fatty Fatfat
Bubby Bub Bub

>>2003872
how did you go from gabby to noodle

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>Nerbert (the girl cat, the dumpster cat)
>Nerbinha
>Nerblina
>Nerblooner
>Nuh'BERT

2 birds and a dog

sunny (sun conure real fuckin original)
>solar tiberius rex
>homo rainbow
>tequila sunrise/tequila
>taco bird
>borb

leonard (cockatiel named after leonard cohen)
>lenny
>crown royal
>captain shitsalot
>twerp

black lab named libby
>libbers
>daog
>dibba

Feral cat
>Rocky
>Rock
>Rockmeister
>Hellcat
>Focker
>Fucker

>>2004050
I dropped a noodle on her face and it was amusing.

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Kissy

Kiss
Baby
Babydog
Butt
Lord of Butts
Baby Buttlord
Worst Dog
Smelly

>>2004067
>borb

I laughed at this way too much. Any reason Borb became the bird's name?

>>1998563

alys
>alys-face
>wiggle butt
>princess
>asshole

Dodger
>Dodger
>Dodger face
>handsome face
>bubba
>bub
>fucking shit

Mickey
Mick
Mickster
Micklemore
Hey!
Oy!
You
Dog
Beast
Animal
Subhuman
Shitbreath

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>Jasper
>Jasp
>Hugh Jasp
>Tubbies
>Tubs

Miss him dearly.

>>2002946
thanks anon. I warmed up to the name after all these years. She was the best for sure