Do you ever

>>1993708
yes and press on their tongue, it's funny and usually makes my dogs play full!

I work at a shelter and do this to the new arrivals too. yes I know it's a as idea but hey I haven't gotten bitten yet

>>1993708
Yes. I did it so often to my one dog that he would turn his head away from me when he would yawn.

What about putting their schnauzer in your mouth

>>1993708
I go for the whole fist instead.

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she judges me, I'm too hype for her
I annoy her a lot. she judges me
I'm too hype for her. too hype for a goddamn husky lmao

>>1993911
>too hype for a goddamn husky lmao

you seem like an annoying cunt

Sometimes I would put food in there. Confused the hell outta my dog, but he loved it.

>>1993913
Maybe I am
you seem like a huge cunt in general

>>1993931
Oh, I'll try that!

>>1993934
>Maybe I am
>you seem like a huge cunt in general

You have no information about me other than my comment, so your sassy "comeback" is rather pathetic.

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>>1993931
>Sometimes I would put food in there. Confused the hell outta my dog, but he loved it.
>dog chokes on food
>mfw

>>1993911
are those your pudgy baby hands?

>>1993936
Not even a comeback, you don't know shit about me either and /r9k/ seems like a better place for you. I didn't really think there was assholes like you in /an/

>>1993940
those are whale hands
Lady OP is a big one

>>1993801
yet.

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>>1993940
>>1993944
listen to me, u lil shit
i am a beautiful empowering [spoiler]trans womxn. My pronouns are xe/xhe/xheir[/spoiler] and u got no right to cll me like dat.
chek ur privilege

>>1993971
I can't believe I fucked up that shit

>>1993936
Arguments on the Internet are not supposed to make sense you fucking autist.

>>1993931
I like surprising it in general. Like when its napping sometimes I just slowly and carefully put on its leash and stuff

What I love to do is putting food next to my dog's mouth when he's sleeping, and then he slowly wakes and eats the thing

>>1993913
Why you gotta go there? Oh wait it's 4chan. Guys! The thread's asshole is here! Thank you for coming. It was too peaceful for too long.

my dog makes a cute squeak noise when he yawns, I find it precious every time it happens. I don't want to do anything to ruin it

Literally every time she yawns I stick my finger in her mouth or my foot if it's closer.

She's almost 7 and she still hasn't learned a single thing, little inbred dumbass.

I will ocassionaly tug on their tongue.
My gf's dachsund doesnt like it but seems to get some kind of wierd amusement out of it.
My gsd doesnt want any part of it and will keep her tongue retracted the instant I try to

>>1994011
How do you get close to your dog without him waking up? With my dog, if I even step in the same room he opens his eyes.