Today in biology class, while the professor was talking about

>>1992717
Kill yourself please.

>>1992717
congratulations, you've figured out ontogenetic allometry and its role in embryology.

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>>1992717

I don't know if I should point out the obvious or just let you get an F.

>>1992717
>The professor just stared at me like I blew her freakin' mind.

Yes, because he could not imagine such stupid people exist.

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>>1992717
>worm evolves into crustacean and then into an insect
woah, crazy!

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>>1992732
Jesus Christ, the autism

it was

a motherfucking

JOKE

>>1992717
this perfectly sums up most of /an's factual knowledge

>>1992741
You'd be surprised at how stupid people can be.

>>1992733
Real? Or fake? Has science gone too far?!

>>1992749
it's a gmo

>>1992717

Even more amazing. Eggs turn into animals. It's black magic.

ontogeny≠phylogeny you stupid shit

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>>1992741
>I was merely pretending xD

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>>1992783
>eat egg
>it turns into an animal inside your body

>>1992717
>Not knowing that ontogeny reflects the phylogeny

You just pointed out a proof, not a problem.

>>1992717
This is surely bait

I'm positive this didn't start off as a joke buddy, but ya know, whatever makes you feel better I guess

>>1992811
>Damage control

>>1992741
Jokes on you I was only pretending to be retarded