Can we have a YLYL /an/ thread?

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>>1832931

>>1833383
did he died?

>you smile like an idiot you lose

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KB0LoiEarsA&feature=youtu.be

>>1834525
lost straight away

>>1834525
The fuck is wrong with this guy's toes?

>>1834567
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunion

>>1834574
Thanks anon.

>>1833010
What am I looking at here?

>>1834525
I thought the dog legs were some burnt human legs at first glance....

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>>1834595
A breaching landwhale

>>1834567
If you look closely, they're actually a dog's feet

>>1834685
Anon was talking about the human feet see how the big toes angle in?

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I don't know if this counts

>>1833383
That one's not funny, it's just sad.

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>>1834781

>>1834788
Small rodents have made extroadinary advancements in the field of particle physics, but human bias always leaves their work ignored.

>>1834595
Dolphins. First the pushing thru waters then the surprise buttsex.

>>1834783
Kek

>>1833383

Wh... why?

>>1834492

If only that squid knew how dead it was

>>1834595
A stupid fat ape.

>>1834814
Pretty funny tbh

>>1836841
Is that a horse cock

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>>1836861
maybe

>>1836861
A fake one yes

>>1834788
I love after all that running in circles the one hamster hops out and starts eating.

>>1836895
Bad dragon?

>>1832931
I don't know if that makes the whale a cuck or an ultimate wingman

>>1834525
Why are you in a tub with an African child.

>>1834851
is that actually possible

>>1837452
right?

>>1836927
>running
You mean spinning helplessly.

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>>1833383
I didn't ask for these feels.

>>1837682
can I save this image for later?

>>1834783
i
giggled

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this is now a dubs thread, so....
czech em'

>>1836932
Most likely

>>1836841
>>1836861
http://bullshit-internet-facts.tumblr.com/post/58121496916/unfollovving-polterpastry-indigirl94

>>1834783
>>1834848
>>1834784
>>1836841

fucking lost hard

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>>1834531

>laughing at some shit meme dogs

nice try

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>>1836841

>>1836841
TOP KEK

>>1834814
>>1835324
>>1837690

>Getting sad over a bird trying to survive

It's a bird eat bird world

>>1839816

But it didn't even eat it, it just maimed it and flew away.

>>1833383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

>>1834489
Lel
>If I started barking right now
everyone else would too

>>1834757
I lose every time

>>1839991
"Kids better stay off my god damn lawn."

>>1834525
I actually thought those were the emaciated legs of a cadaver. Kind of disturbed me.

>>1839991
Hahahaha

You guys know that pigeon is 100% dead right?

>>1839816
I'm pretty sure the phrase was 'doggy dog' world.

>>1834843
Why did I lose to this? I'm actually mad about it

>>1841861
Go to bed Dharma

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Sometimes you just stumble upon something so utterly bullshit that you can't even laugh.

>>1844534
This does happen sometimes. My science teacher in highschool had a pet constrictor that she fed rats she raised right there in the classroom. Well, one day we got to watch her feed the snake during class cause she was fed up with the male rat she had bought because he refused to mate with the females. He was intact and everything. Would hump some of the hammocks in the cage, but not the girls.

>>1844545
If I'm not mistaken, the joke was that the male was seperated from the females. With them in seperate cages, it'd be very difficult to presume he was aesexual when he didn't have an opportunity to mate with them.

>>1844726
kek

>>1832931
Cuckwhaled

>>1846605
lol'd

>>1847860

>>1833127
..what?

>>1846605

I don't know why everyone keeps calling the bottom whale a cuck, its not cuck its just giving a helping hand, a scratch-my-back-I'll-scratch-yours thing. One day he'll be the one fucking some whale bitch, and another male will hold her up.

>>1851542
mantis kill their mates

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>>1851846
Haha and nice file name

>>1851854
I kind of want to raise a dingo

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Figured i'd contribute with stuff i found on /b/ to save you the trouble

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>>1851962

>>1837452

More like ultimate finman, amirite?

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>>1844697

>explaining things to people with no reading comprehension

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>>1851854
that dog seems to think it's a cat

>>1834851
Koalas are really underdeveloped mentally. They run almost purely on instinct.

>>1852081
Can Koalas consent?

>>1852168
>two-legged dragons aren't just more realistic, they're more imposing!

>>1852174
You mean wyrms?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZXVIDQSv-M

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>>1851963

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>>1852234

>>1841805
You don't say...

>>1834788

Man, the tears are rolling down my face right now!

>>1833010

Why's Moby Dick wearing a life jacket?

>>1834778
>smiled and exhaled 50% heavier than usual

>>1852608
OMG DID SHE DIE??

>>1834851
uhhhh why are car parts being advertised or something on this as well

>>1839991
pelicans are assholes
they use their size to bully other birds, just steal their chicks and swallow them whole

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>>1847860

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>>1847860
.

>>1852165
does
it
enjoy that

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>>1852165
>tfw you will never have a green moray eel friend to go on mischievous adventures with

>>1844726
And on that day, not a single fuck was given.

>>1851738
Not really. They found out when not in labs and stressing out the females, they rarely ever take the males heads off (This kills the joke).

>>1852750
way to ruin a joke asswipe. i bet you're real fun at the parties. go suck a monkeys balls

>>1852670
I remember reading about a woman who visited a single moray eel every couple of years or so. The first few times it was reluctant to leave its crevice, but she kept bringing food and petting it when she got close. Eventually it would pop out and greet her as soon as it saw her. Turns out they're actually pretty darn bright.
I'm not 100% certain they enjoy the petting itself, but at the very least I can say it probably isn't too big an issue for it. Worth the food they probably gave it.

Man, I want an eel now.

>>1852874
Spoiler alert: The ants actually won that battle

>>1834574
I just learned something about my body.

(i have mongoloid feet too)

>>1853224
>handfeeding a moray
good way to lose a hand

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>>1853469
>ifw

>>1852609
He* You can see his dong.

>>1853722
I never noticed that before. Is the giraffe trying to fuck the motorbike?

>>1852603
So is he taking his lunch to go?

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>>1853783
They're just two young fools in love.

>>1844534
>>1844545
>>1844697
It's more likely that the rat is just gay (which happens in nature), asexuality is usually seen as much less common. But likely anon said there no way knowing for sure unless they are put a female and that male together

>>1853786
>tfw I was the OP of this pic

I now feel bad for liking that pic, knowing that shit was staged

>>1834788
Are they doing this on purpose?

>>1853773
It must have really got his motor running

>>1853875
CARRRRRLOOOOOOOOS

>>1834784
>>1834788
>>1852603
fucking lol'd

>>1852670
There are tons of videos of moray eels getting cuddly with divers, so yes, I think they do on some level. They enjoy hiding in underwater crevices, so maybe the pressure of being touched/held makes them feel safe, like a literal hugbox.

>>1854080
>They enjoy hiding in underwater crevices
They do this instinctively, there's nothing to enjoy about it.

They probably don't know what's happening to them as they're almost blind and their only useful sense is smell.

Stop anthropomorphising, stop spreading misinformation.

>>1853225

do you have the video? id love to see that

>>1854092
>Stop anthropomorphising, stop spreading misinformation.
Your trolling would be much more effective if you didn't just vomit out the same thing in every thread.

>>1854121
The vid is fucking hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KWJC7RKykE

>>1854127
Maybe if you didn't do exactly that in every single thread you post in.

>>1854138
Sorry to break it it you, but this >>1854127 was my first post on this thread.

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>>1854143
You say this in every single thread you samefag in.

I don't troll, I correct misinformation, and it's mostly one anon spreading that misinformation.

>>1854092
>They do this instinctively, there's nothing to enjoy about it.
instinctive pleasure seeking is still enjoyable.

>>1854150
You're like a really stupid Don Quixote, you know that right? At least Quixote had mental problems, you're just an ass.

>>1854163
Unless you can demonstrate otherwise there is no pleasure seeking in it.

Only instinctive safety.

>>1852610

Because it's a forum for posting MAZDA thangs. Look at the address bar, you goof.

>>1854167
Read
>>1854102

>>1853469
>>1853224

Yeah, you better fucking make sure it's not hungry when you're messing with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVQ4m8hfx-4

>hand feeding a moray SAUSAGES

>>1854127

Despite being a tripfag, he's absolutely correct and definitely not trolling.

>>1854180

dumbass couldve just gotten the leftover sausage stitched to his hand, no he don have no thumb

>>1854196
Have you not been paying attention, or are you samefagging again?

>>1854170
>Unless you can demonstrate otherwise there is no pleasure seeking in it.
I hope you know, how retarded this makes you sound.

Anyway:
I like to take long bubble-baths in the dark. They give me pleasure, because I instinctively feel safe.

maybe pleasure what we feel, when the subconsciousness wants to make us do something. or as anon put it: > instinctive pleasure seeking is still enjoyable.

>>1834489
I lost

>>1852750
Well I learned something new today.

>>1854170
I think it's funny that you probably think you sound smart.

>>1854170
>implying eels are masochists.