I will ask a girl phone number and I need your help now

>>18733000
? I need serious help. Don't make a fun of me pls.

Talk to her, you dip.

I'll bet you've been staring at the back of her head for the past few weeks, running through your mind what it would be like dating her and getting married and all that gay shit.

Grow a fucking pair and socialize. Find out what she likes by starting up a conversation. Literally all you have to do is act suave, lean on a desk, and say "so, you come here often?" If she's got a sense of humor then you're in. If not then you'll just post about your problems on /v/ the very next day.

>>18733010
>I'll bet you've been staring at the back of her head for the past few weeks,
No i didn't

>>18733009
I wasn't making fun of you. Go for the engine so the fuel takes nearby ships.

>>18733015
Yes, you have. Don't pretend otherwise frogposter.

Are you going to grow a pair, or do I have to drive to your shithole University and fuck her myself?

>>18733020
What did you mean by this?

>>18733029
But I really didn't do that and I want to get her number

>>18733038
I already told you how.

Might as well give me the University and your classroom number.

>>18732993
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0YdRIqrzMsF

>>18733045
I'm Asian and would you mind to come my cunt for me?

>>18733049
Why are you so rude?

>>18732993
Just fart near her, and once you can tell she has smelled it and looks purtubed say something like

"Ew yuck, stinks! Was that you, love?"

>>18733057
Why are you so bad at speaking English?

>>18733065
Don't bully pls. I'm Asian .