Recomend me some legal shit that I can use to kill myself. I

>>18726737
South Americans die all the time, it's like a past time in your neck of the woods. If they can figure it out so can you bitch.

>>18726737
Helium Exit Bag

>Not trying to dissuade you
Do your research, plan it out, realize this is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

Read it all and dont ask why.

http://dbanach.com/sisyphus.htm

>>18726757

I'm not too poor nor too brown, so police haven't killed me during this 32years of life, but yeah, people in general die all the time.

>>18726761
was going to also recommend an 'exit bag' system. everything u need is available on amazon.

>>18726737
>I'm afraid to jump out of the 10th floor in the hospital I work
kek, afraid of what? DYING? lmao

>>18726737
Just go and bother some drug cartels. They'll give you a swift death.

>>18726737
you should be afraid to jump 10 stories. do it off a bridge instead. also safer for others this way.

disclaimer: obviously you have depression and should seek help (in real life)

sage

>>18726761
>life is a temporary problem
I like your cynical attitude heh

>>18726737
How about just NOT killing yourself?

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>>18726898
>XDDDDD u have depression
Sweetie, most people who get diagnosed with depression are constantly sad because their lives are a shit show not because they have chemical imbalances. It's a fact that most people are overprescribed medication that they don't need. What they actually need is to address their problems and learn to properly deal with it.

>>18726737
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
- Dorothy Parker

>>18726761
This, it's the go-to.
If you can't get helium too easy then apparently you can electrolise water for hydrogen for same effect.

Guns are pretty effective of course.

You could go all "no country for old men" if you can't get traditional firearms

There are other ways but those are the main "painless" and reliable ways.

Man! Suicidal thoughts and ideations are always a symptom. Most people don't get it. It's like having a broken limb and expecting advice from people who thinks their miracle cure for a flew will fix everything. Before you try anything you can try to reach out for help. I don't know your situation, but in many cases of people on scary and horrible pain (physical, emotional or however humans experience it) instead of thinking about suicide methods they work on dying without guilt, pain or harming others.

>>18727124
Moron

>>18726737
just go do something dangerous, but be careful, your life can become fun and you won't want to kys anymore

at 32 i think your too young tho. if its like 50 or 60 i would tell you to immediately jump from the roof :D

>>18726737
>Recomend me some legal shit that I can use to kill myself.
Acceleration towards the earth at a rate of 9.8m/s2

>>18728145
not an argument

>>18726737
>I'm afraid to jump out of the 10th floor
Then you don't really want to die

>>18726797
Which country are you in?

Chile? The north ones on top of brazil?

>>18728560
Go back to /v/ memelord.

>>18728806
Depression is a meme, retard. go shill for big pharma elsewhere

>>18726764
Cool

>>18728827
The sad part is you could actually be seruous, there's some genuine retards on this site.

>>18726737
>I'm 32 and lived enough.

What? You don't have a purpose in life?
Go find it.