Get paid to workout. Get paid to shoot guns. Kill muslims, communists, or who knows your own mother if the op calls for it! It's kinda like the army and the navy got blackout drunk and had sex, but the army is a cheating slut so the baby turned out to be fathered by the Coast Guard, so the navy got pissed as hell but didn't leave the marriage because child support laws are outrageous in that state and raised the bastard Marines but mistreated him and gave him shitty hand me down clothes and spat in all his sandwhiches and told him he doesn't love him until the Marines snaps and shoots up a bunch of ragheads...fuck yeah *biscept flex*
>>18724797
>taking money to fight wars of aggression and kill people on foreign soil
I don't like terrorists but I wouldn't join unless there was a credible threat of invasion.
Your country needed you, the reasons are irrelevant and you had 16 years to answer the call, plebeian
>>18724797
Kys yourself