Wish I lived in North Korea

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/08/marijuana-in-north-korea_n_4067341.html

Marijuana is legal in North Korea.

You know how people in the west think everyone in North Korea is brainwashed by propaganda? What if people in the west are brainwashed by propaganda to think North Korea is way worse than it actually is?

Completely serious, I wish I was born in North Korea. The more I've learned about the country, the more I love it. The west is in decline, while North Korea has strong family values, intact family structure, strong communities, very low crime rates, racially homogeneous, no feminism, no men getting their life ruined in a divorce, strong nationalistic identity, strong social connections with neighbors, everyone is guaranteed a job (and compensated for it much better than most American workers, even the most menial jobs in North Korea allow a man to afford a house, wife, and children, on his income alone, the vast majority of American workers can't say that).

I am very jealous of North Korea, I view it as the last bastion of civilization untouched by globalist capitalism and degeneracy. I don't like every single thing about it, but nothing bad about it can outweigh all these positive aspects.

What can I do about this? I need advice.