People won't stop making jokes about my "hot" sister

>>18723024
Sometimes its worth waiting for better friends. Focus on yourself in the mean time.

If you spend time with shitty people it rubs off on you. Be the person you want to be, and you'll attract similar types to you.

>>18723024
Make things awkward as fuck.

"Yeah, you want to fuck my sister huh? Is that it? You want her to be your hot bitch right?"

Making them uncomfortable about it will pretty much ruin any future jokes for them, so go hard at it and be creepy if you have to.

Also find better friends.

>>18723024
Tell them your sister has a dick or find better friends

>>18723024
Claim you beat them to it, then ironically do just that.

>>18723024
Find out which one has a decent looking mother and say you want to fuck that MILF. Try and find any of their relatives and say it.

>>18723024
Just say w/e they're probably only fucking with you about it cause you get so mad.

>>18723024
They're not your friends. You might just need to play the lonely card.

Just saying OP, part of the reason things happen to you in life is because you enable it. By sticking around you're telling these guys its ok to disrespect you.

>>18723076
Pretty much this.

T. Non autist person.

>>18723024
Fuck your sister

>OP actually has the hots for his sister
If he didn't, he wouldn't get upset, he'd just say something like "nah, not my type" and be done with it.

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