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Why is it that anytime I masturbate the universe punishes me

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2017-09-14 08:11:30 Post No. 18722057
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Anonymous 2017-09-14 08:11:30 Post No. 18722057 [Report]
Why is it that anytime I masturbate the universe punishes me with something terrible? Am I cursed? I just can't do it anymore in fear of something bad happening. I have lost relationships of both friends and significant others, money, belongings, and lots of other things after I have done it. Anyone I talk to about it calls me crazy, and I wasn't even raised in a religious household. Please, does anyone have any advice on this? I just feel like castrating myself so I don't touch myself. I don't even look at porn half the time.
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Anonymous 2017-09-14 08:13:50 Post No.18722061
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Anonymous 2017-09-14 08:13:50 Post No.18722061 [Report]
Confirmation bias
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Anonymous 2017-09-14 08:14:31 Post No.18722066
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Anonymous 2017-09-14 08:14:31 Post No.18722066 [Report]
>>18722061
What do you mean by that?
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Anonymous 2017-09-14 10:02:22 Post No.18722449
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Anonymous 2017-09-14 10:02:22 Post No.18722449 [Report]
literally retarded
but if it keeps you from masturbating, believe what you want
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